Giuliana Rancic's Non-Apology Tweet to Zendaya is Not Going Over Well...

Ugh, Giuliana Rancic has been a boil on the ass of TV since the motherfucking get go...

Stupid Ryan Seacrest.

On that awful E show Fashion Police (Oscar edition, yo) Giuliana Rancic managed to piss off most of the pop-culture nation by vomiting up this idiot observation about 18 yo Disney princess Zendaya's Oscar look >

"This hair to me overwhelms her.  Like I feel like she smells like patchouli oil. Or weed. Maybe weed?"

Really dude?  Really?

Zendaya took to Instagram to shut this bitch up writing >

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Good girl.

This caused Giuliana to stop not eating for a minute and take to twitter with a ridiculous non-apology.

Ummm...that shit doesn't even make sense.

Twitter has been DRAGGING the super skinny E host since she posted that little gem (B T Dubs - death threats are not necessary peeps, if you feel the need to post crazy shit like that your ass needs to get off the internet and go get your life together) and then about 2 hours after the crap hit the fan and ALL OF TWITTER got on Rancic for being an idiot, Kelly Osbourne started chiming in >

Boom.

Not a fan of Kelly or anyone on the show for that matter but good for her.  A little weird that she didn't stick up for her friend right away but what with editing and such she may have and we just didn't see it.  Also a little wonky that Kelly gets paid to make snide comments about the way people look yet is just now showing some semblance of a moral compass about it but that's a whole other blog post...

The future of the show seems rocky as hell but Rancic is Ryan Seacrest's BFF so I highly doubt he'll chuck her under the short bus.

Y'all shouldn't watch that garbage anyways.  It's a mean girl show disguised as a fashion show... 

A pig in a Chanel suit.

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Kanye West Is Being a Lil' Bitch Again - Goes After Jimmy Kimmel

Jerk alert!

Last night on twitter, Kanye Kardashian West completely lost his shit on Jimmy Kimmel and it got uglier than Kris Jenner's black, fame seeking soul!  It started when Kimmel spoofed one of Ye's trademark cray cray interviews with one of his hilar kid parodies.



No biggie right?  Being a celeb (and more distinctively an asshole celeb who knocked up the porn princess of Kardashianland) comes with this sort of thing - you suck it up and move on.  But 'Ye?  Not so much...

The infamous paparazzi puncher saw the video, decided he wasn't seen as a big enough douchelord and flipped the fuck out.

Lol - That's a funny one, right? #PointsForHashtagsOnThatOneJerkoff

And then that was it.  That was all.  His childish twitter rant was over and he went to hang out with Kimmy Cakes or something so they could sit around talking about how awesome they think they are.

Thing is, Kimmel's show is live - and it came on about an hour after the tweet vomiting began.  ADVANTAGE JIMMY!  YAAAAY! >



Bahahaha!  What a dickhead!  "I'm Pac!"???

Bitch!  You keep Pac's name out'cher fumbly mumbly mouth!  You're a Kardashian at best and that ain't exactly something to brag about.

Some say it's just another one of those Kimmel hoaxes BUT as someone who spends entirely too much time reading useless celebucrap, I gotta say, it seems pretty legit to me.

Bottom line >  Kanye needs to put his big boy panties on and chill out.  Or stay the fuck off twitter.  I'd be good with either one.

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Half a Million People Signed this Petition to Get Trump Outta Macy's

Lol - Ouch!

Trump's having a helluva couple of weeks!  First he barfed out that superfuckingcrazy YouTube video basically accusing the POTUS of being a lying fraud who isn't even a US citizen, THEN he had a meltdown on twitter when Obama was re-elected (even calling for a revolution and march on Washington!  WTF???) and then he proceeded to throw a bitch fit on anyone out there (anyone famous) who dared to call him out for being nothing more than a billionaire troll with too much damn time on his hands and a twitter account.

Though I kind of live by the "just don't look" adage (though that's harder with a media whore like Trump) it would appear that some people are taking a different approach.  A petition approach!

Just under 5 million people (479704 last I checked) have signed a petition to get the Trumpster's China-manufactured products out of Macy's.  Zing!  They basically call him a racist sexist who doesn't believe in climate change and hypocritically ships all Trump manufacturing to China.  Yikes!

I don't hate Trump (though I think he has a big mouth) I used to actually looove Trump - my ass read The Art of the Deal when I was like 13.  He was a businessman back then though - someone to be respected - seems now all he is is a bitchy twitter account with a bad avatar.

And that's just really damn sad.

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Video of the Day! Brandi Glanville Talks Leann Rimes' "Twee-Hab" On WWHL

Kitty has claws!  Rawr!

I don't like to play faves with the Housewives but letsbereals, Brandi Glanville is awesome!  She's not going to let the bitch who stole her manz just do some dumb shit and not comment.  So when asked about LeAnn's recent rehab stint on WWHL - she told everyone wuzzup!

For those of you not in the loop LeAnn basically fucking snapped on Twitter one day because she can't handle her shit people were bothering her or some such nonsense and she broke down and went to rehab for it (and exhaustion.)

(Allegedly.)

Check out the vid >



By the way, as someone who is fucking always on Twitter (@bungledbotched) you gotta just BLOCK AND ROLL, yo!  Don't let some asshat get to you in some jerk snippets of 140 letters or less...that's just crazy...

And NO ONE wants to bang the crazy bitch on twitter!

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Don Lemon is Being a Lil' Bitch to Jonah Hill on Twitter

Gah!  I loooove twitter (@bungledbotched) - I piss away a ridiculous amount of time reading 140 character, grammatically bastardized snippets of crap - but the one thing about twitter is that people fight on it.  They fight on it alllll the time like they're in a damn schoolyard.  The latest feud is pretty funny though and it stars non other than Superbad funnyman, Jonah Hill and CNN news anchor Don Lemon.

#SoRandom

Looks like the two met briefly and when Lemon didn't get the treatment he wanted/expected he decided to throw a bitch fit on the social media giant...

Imma big fan of both these guys so I don't know which side to take!!!  MAMA HEEEELP MEEEEE!

Pfft...

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Lindsay Lohan and Amanda Bynes are Battling it Out for Hot Mess of the Year

Ding, ding, ding!

Let's start with Lindsay Blohan here because let's face it - when it comes to being a hot mess, bitch has seniority.

LiLo was arrested early this morn for leaving the scene of one of her infamous accidents.  Evidently, she grazed some 30-year-old dude's knee with her porsche at a "very low speed" by the Dream Hotel in Manhattan.

Linds headed into the hotel, her latest alleged victim called the popo and when she exited at 2:30 the coppers nabbed her knee-grazing ass (allegedly) and the dude she hit headed to the hospital.

As cops took her into custody she was hilariously frantically screaming, "Call my dad!  Call my dad!"

Ugh!  Don't call that friggin' guy!  He's whack too!  Oh and forget about mommy there Linds - she's over on Dr. Phil losing her shit > Sidebar > Did y'all SEE that Dr. Phil?  Holy fucking shit!

She shouldn't be calling her 'rents anyways - she's a grown ass woman now!  Deal wit it.

She got a desk appearance ticket for the misdemeanor and peaced out without paying any bail.  This could affect her probation but no word on that yet.

Now we have Amanda Bynes - this chick is all BritBrit circa 2007, yo!  Rippin' around all night, suckin' on pipes and talking to inanimate shit...she's been on 'bloid blast for the last couple of months for her antics and finally her parents came a runnin'.

Though Bynes insists she isn't having a "Britney-type meltdown" and says that her parents would never pull a conservatorship power move they are nonetheless heading her way - leaving Texas to stay in LA nearby for a while.

The icing on the crazy cake is that these two have twitter accounts and they tweet superdumb shit about their self-obsessed drama.  Bynes famously tweeted Obama asking that he fire one of the cops who nabbed her for one of her DUIs and Linds scolded Bynes a couple of nights before her latest hit and run writing > "Why did I get put in jail and a Nickolodeon star has had NO punishment(s) so far?"  PS - TMZ says a friend of Bynes says that she HATES being compared to Blohan even though she looks like her and acts like her and pretends to be her.

I'm no lawyer but I say REHAB!  Table for two!  And a couple of bus passes, but that's prob not gonna happen...

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Alexis Bellino on Buying Followers - It Wasn't Me!

Lol - Ooookay...

I don't mind Alexis - she comes off a little duuuh at times and she is definitely materialistic - but whatevs...there's worse things than being superficial.

Lately, Bravo's "ladies" of the Real Housewives have been under fire for buying twitter followers.  This has been backed up by using twitter monitoring sites which show irregular jumps in followers.  I'm talking super irregular jumps...like when Jesus Jugs gained 30k in a day.

Former bestie Gretchen, her man Slade and Tamra jumped all over that shit and even put her on blast on twitter and on Slade's radio show (which by the way is surprisingly good - Go on, Slade!  I ain't hatin'!)

Alexis (never one to keep her trap shut) took to Fox News (this is soooo not news) to give her explanation of the boom in followers >

"Let me be very clear on this issue, neither myself nor members of my team have ever purchased a Twitter fan...What I have learned is that someone else can do this to my account, and it's very interesting how this chain of events has unfolded, and how certain people seem so knowledgeable and opinionated about what is happening to my account."

Translation - those bitches Tamra and Gretchen must've done it!

I'm not really buying it though.  I know Tamra and Gretchen can be psychotic (especially when teamed up) but I certainly don't think they have some sort of nefarious plan to take down Alexis using social media.

I wouldn't be surprised either way though...

Naked wasted anyone?

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These Gomers on Twitter Thought the Titanic was Just a Movie

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Wow!  Future's looking pretty bleak right now!

Gizmodo wrote up a little piece about a bunch of idiots who tweeted about how they never knew that the Titanic sinking was real...they all thought that it was just a movie.

James Cameron just shat himself...

Granted, maybe a few of them are pretty young (I would die for a TL that blocks out anyone under 25 years old) but do these MFs not watch Discovery Channel and shit?

Here's a few choice unedited tweets:

Is it bad that I didn't know that the titanic was real?  Always thought it was just a movie.


Nobody told me titanic was real...?  How am I just finding this out?!


The titanic was real holly shit im never gooing on a cruise.

That last one's my fave.  Holly shit indeed!

Damn bitches!  Just throw on the news every once in while...it's got some pretty interesting stuff.

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Paulina Gretzky is a Little Bit of a Ho - VIDEO

Check out this 30 second clip of none other than The Great One's little girl, Paulina Gretzky at STK last night...oh yes, she's rockin' the lingerie!  Snap!



Sup daddy?

She's not really famous other than being spawned from Wayne's slapshot sperm but she is a little infamous for shutting down her twitter a few months ago when her father got sick of her hobagging it up online or something.

Thankfully, that's been resolved and the twitter is back up!  Go nuts hockey fans!

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Jacqueline Laurita and Danielle Staub's Twitter Fuckery

I don't even think I know exactly what the hell is going on here.  It's all a big mash up of twitter diarrhea and mid-life menopause...but here's what I can make of it...

It seems to be that Danielle gave an article about Laurita to the weeklies (not pos but pretty sure it's this one) that was supposed to be anonymous when she got NARCed out for being the source of the article on twitter - complete with text messages...FUCKING TEXT MESSAGES!!!  Needless to say she's driving Jac crazier than Asslee does so when Laurita got hold of the supposed evidence she set a big ole shitbomb off on twitter -

Danielle's retort seems to be that we're all being played by a former follower of hers MardiGrasBarbie (not just a follower, these two were buds, make no mistake) and that it is all BS and doctored up texts.

It seems to have started when Danielle and MGB stopped being friendly...

 
And then this happened...

ACK!  Jac's pissed!  She's so pissed, she's ALLCAPS pissed!  Damn that evil Danielle...damn her and her damn alleged text messages...lol.  Glad she's going to yoga - she seems...stressed.

Oh and while I'm waxing Housewives here, have you guys peeped Ashley (Ashlee) Holmes new freakin' lips?  Aye Carumba!  Someone has self esteem issues...

  
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Courtney Stodden is an Attention Starved Loser Who Wears Gowns to the Mall

That is so...stupid.

Girlfriend is taking her inappropriate style to the outdoor mall, yo!  Busting out her purtiest evening gown to pose for photos walk around the Grove with her pervert husband Doug Hutchison.

Okay.  So that happened.

She's pretty notorious for dressing like a hobag no matter where she be rollin'.  Check out a few of her greatest hits.

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Here she is being all sorts of not sexy at a pumpkin patch.

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Here she is attending mass in her finest metallic wedges.

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Oh look!  Here she is on Halloween!  The pink dog makes it particularly scary!  Boo!  Yeah, right!  The only thing that's scary about this shit is the cautionary aspect of it.  God help little girls everywhere!

And keep your daughters off her damn filthy twitter!  Check this hobaggery out!

Secret Santa: Id love to lure you in by caressing 

my red lips up against your rosiness as my lustrous 

legs lie on top of your levitating lap.

Had such an erotic afternoon after being elegantly 

bound with whips & chains for a brand new foxy photo shoot... XOs

Tenderly trembling my tantalizing tongue up - 

down - & all around the sugarcoated candy-cane of Christmas! XOs

"Levitating lap?"  The fuck?  Somebody take this bitch's thesaurus away!  And what the hell is the "sugarcoated candy-cane of Christmas???"  

Aw shit.  It's a 50 something year old cock isn't it?

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Tori Spelling's Response to Her Twitter TittayGate

In response to her husband putting a twitpic of her horrifying boobies on twitter, Tori Spelling said this:

"It's like, what am I going to do? I am a mom, I was nursing my baby. [Dean] was so devastated about it that I couldn't be mad. I mean it was genuinely an accident. [Besides] if you are ever going to have someone tweet a picture of your boobs, I would rather it happen now than any other time because when you are nursing, your boobs look better than ever, bold [and] beautiful. I just had my nipples insured, so yeah, it's good."

What am I going to do?  Keep yo' tittays to yo'self is what you should do!  And keep that whack shit off twitter.  And "Bold and beautiful?"  The fuck?  Does she know what boobs are supposed to look like? 

I get that it was accident but is that bitch Dean blind?!?  Shit!  Stevie Wonder can see those freakishly huge nips in the background...

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Chris Brown Totally SUCKS at Tweeting

Chris Brown sucks at a few things if you ask me...

He sucks at controlling his temper, he sucks at treating women with respect and he also sucks at wearing bow ties.  It's the sucking at twitter that haunts him the most perhaps though because it's ALL out there and opinions are like assholes.

And as it turns out, there are a lot of assholes on twitter (and most them spend their time harassing Chris Brown.)

I don't like him, I think he's pretty much a disgusting piece of shit that should've had an umbrella shoved up his ass for what he did to Rihanna but I would never go to his twitter and give him shit about it.  Frankly, I think that's a dick move...since the attack 3 years ago though he has been takin' it up the ass on twitter from followers and non-followers about that horrible night.

So when yet another tweeter brought up the incident, kid snapped...again...on twitter...

(Editor's Note: Isn't that hilarious when he says his music increases the pregnancy rate?  I chuckled.)

He's since deleted all the tweets (and pretty much the whole damn account) and his handlers are saying he may quit the site.

Whatevs, if I were a celeb I wouldn't have a twitter!  Yeesh, may as well just bend over! 

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Dean McDermott Posts Pic of Tori Spelling's Tittays on Twitter

Way to go, a-hole!!!

Check out the tit pic (above) that dumbass Dean McDermott posted of his cash cow wife, Tori Spelling last night.

Now, I'm not real uptight or anything but isn't that Liam kid at the age where peepees and boobies stay in the potty and all that???  I don't even want to know why they lay around nekkid with a four-year-old but whatevs...at least she's not pretending to be an actor anymore.

That was so...annoying. 

Anyway - he took the pic down from Twitter but it's still on his Lockerz page...If you must see her wonky tits in all their NSFW glory (her nipples are effin' huge!) click HERE.

Guy's such a tool!

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