Chris Brown Keeps Punching People!

Looks like King of the Douchebags Chris Brown is still insisting on fighting his way through his super awesome, titty-filled, fully bankrolled, Rihanna banging life...

This time homey had beef with Frank Ocean (who I had to Wiki - I don't get down to R&B too often - shit hasn't been the same since R. Kelly pissed on that underage girl) in a recording studio this past weekend.

PS - That bitch Wiki said that Frank Ocean is basically a kickass singer/songwriter who was the first person in the R&B world to publicly acknowledge his homosexuality. 

Allegedly Brown was leaving the studio when Ocean and "his crew" blocked the exit.  Ocean then said, "This is my studio, this is my parking spot."

Brown went to shake Ocean's hand, one of Ocean's people attacked Brown, one of Brown's friends jumped in front and hit Ocean's friend, Ocean than came at Brown and shit was on like Donkey Kong.

About six people were involved in the throw down.

Police came but Brown had run away like a lil' bitch left.  They talked to Ocean who said the fight was over a parking space and Brown punched him first.  The popo are continuing the investigation and waiting to talk to Brown.

Yeesh!  Use your words like a big boy, dick!  

...AND QUIT PUNCHING PEOPLE!

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Chris Brown Takes a Break from Douching Up Twitter to Go to Rihanna's Birthday

Chris Brown is such a douche!  Not only on Twitter but in interviews, while doing GMA, during other people's high profile birthday parties...I could go on and on...

Sure, he just won a Grammy - which he then tweeted was the "Ultimate Fuck You" to his haters (he's since removed the tweet - classy!) - and apparently the women of the world care more about his sexy swagger than his violent tendencies, but he's still totally damaged goods in the court of public opinion...

The one person that has forgiven him may be the only one he gives a shit about anyway...it's his victim - Rihanna.

The supersexy singer just had her birthday party and guess who was on the guest list???  Fisty McBeaterson, that's who!

Supposedly, Brown did not want anyone to know he was partying it up with his vic so he tried to get his handlers to obtain confidentiality agreements from all the other partygoers...

The fuck?

His people did get most of the signatures but not all and TMZ caught wind of the incident today.

Meh, it's her life.  It's more her place to forgive than ours...but for us I feel like it's just too hard to forget that he did this!  While screaming in her face that he "had nothing to lose" (which it turns out he pretty much didn't - sad.)

It's still hard to swallow...

On a lighter note check out her cake!  It's her riding a huge blunt lol - gangsta bitch!

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Chris Brown Totally SUCKS at Tweeting

Chris Brown sucks at a few things if you ask me...

He sucks at controlling his temper, he sucks at treating women with respect and he also sucks at wearing bow ties.  It's the sucking at twitter that haunts him the most perhaps though because it's ALL out there and opinions are like assholes.

And as it turns out, there are a lot of assholes on twitter (and most them spend their time harassing Chris Brown.)

I don't like him, I think he's pretty much a disgusting piece of shit that should've had an umbrella shoved up his ass for what he did to Rihanna but I would never go to his twitter and give him shit about it.  Frankly, I think that's a dick move...since the attack 3 years ago though he has been takin' it up the ass on twitter from followers and non-followers about that horrible night.

So when yet another tweeter brought up the incident, kid snapped...again...on twitter...

(Editor's Note: Isn't that hilarious when he says his music increases the pregnancy rate?  I chuckled.)

He's since deleted all the tweets (and pretty much the whole damn account) and his handlers are saying he may quit the site.

Whatevs, if I were a celeb I wouldn't have a twitter!  Yeesh, may as well just bend over! 

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Chris Brown Girates At Show and Licks Some Chick's Knee

Chris Brown was seen womanizing another unlucky fan onstage and he straight up licked her filthy knee!

Admittedly, I'm a total germaphobe but one thing I KNOW is common sense is that you don't lick NOTHIN'!!!  Ever!  I watch all these crazy ass cop shows and everything has semen on it - it's totally nuts!  If she knelt anywhere at all pre-concert (and by the looks of her she probably did - wink, wink) I guarantee he licked up some semen.  100% sure.

Here's the video - it's basically just a minute and a half of him girating around like a fool, breathing heavy on the chick then licking the alleged semen off her knee.  Filthy knee licker.

 

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Chris Brown Loses Rolex, Gets it Back - But Is Still a Douche UPDATE: He's Less of a Douche Again

At the beginning of Chris Brown's high-flying VMA performance, his pretentious $22,000 white oyster faced, diamond encrusted Rolex came loose so he took it off through the dance moves (showmanship!) and tried to throw it to safety...

Instead, mofo threw it to a fan by accident.  Whoopsie!  Security went down later to find it and see if anyone would give the watch back and some honest fan gave it back.  Good on ya!

But I do hope the fan at least stink palmed that shit first! 

Urkel Turner didn't even thank the fan, he just put the watch back on and continued along with his doughebaggery...la, la, la!

UPDATED 01/09/2011:  TMZ is now reporting that he does want to thank the honest fan and because he didn't get the name at the concert he's hoping they reach out to him.  So, tweet that shit if you're the lucky one who returned the Rolex.  I hear he's gonna hook up the fan with some sick swag.  Good on ya, Chris.  Frankly, it's about time.

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Lindsay Lohan to Chris Brown - You Wanna Meet???

NOOOO!   

These guys are both a couple of fuck ups if you ask me and together would arguably be the worst couple since David Gest and Liza (with a z!) Minelli but who am I to stop an alleged love that was birthed of twitter!?!  A twitter love child if you will - and if that love blooms like a coca plant (eh Linds?  Wink, wink) then so be it!

Here's how it went down... 

God only knows what this whack ho thinks she's doing and why she would do it in such a totally public way - it's a mystery to everyone.

So now we are all left to speculate about the possibility of forbidden love exploding into late night DUIs and random, disgusting violent acts against women until Chris answers back!  ANSWER BACK, DAMMIT!  Lindsay is waiting her crazy ass for a tweet, bitch!  And she has ALL the time in the world...

UPDATE:  Lindsay laughed off the speculation saying, "That's so random!"  Um, yeah it is random and that is why we are wondering why you did it.  Dumbass.

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Rosie O'Donnell Mouths Off About Chris Brown

Oh Rosie!  Please shut your stupid mouth and go back to writing your haikus...this has nothing to do with you.

Rosie O'Donnell, who loves jumping fat first into controversy, has chosen to shoot off her big yap about everything Chris Brown.

The great and all powerful Rosie Tweeted that Chris Brown is a "victim" of his own childhood implying that a rough upbringing was to blame for his beating up Rihanna.  Wrong!  A lot of people have had tough childhoods that involved abuse - doesn't make it okay for them to abuse others!

And it's not like he punched her once, he violently beat her until she could get away from him, and if tabloid reports are right it was over a text message!  That's effed up no matter how you want to spin it.

Rosie also said that his haters are racist.  Whoa!  Where'd that come from?

On her radio show when asked by her executive producer if there could be a racial aspect to the public reaction to Brown's GMA bitchfit, O'Donnell said: "I totally think there is, and I also think it's why he felt he was safer with [GMA anchor] Robin Roberts."  Glad he felt safe with her because it was widely reported that the staff at GMA didn't feel so safe with him after his tantrum.

I hate that she played the race card...some of us just don't like to reward violent assholes with record sales, and PS Rosie the only colors we still see are black and blue. 

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Chris Brown's Publicist Says Peace Out

After he gave one of the worst apologies I have ever heard, Chris Brown's publicist has bailed.  Did you guys catch that shit?  Bitch, please!  Not only did he seem like he shouldn't have to apologize but all the crap about GMA exploiting him and tricking him has been denied by GMA and I gotta say - I believe them, douche!  Booyah!

I'm a little unclear on what happened with his publicist but it all started when Chris threw that bitch fit on the set of GMA chucking a chair at a window and busting it up like it was his ex-girlfriend's face.

Shortly after that the publicist quit on him but made sure to say that it had nothing to do with his little hissy fit but just that he was done promoting Brown's album and so his work was done...lol, okay buddy, I'm no PR guru but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works...

Anyways Brown hired crisis PR specialists Sitrick and Co. to handle the aftermath of his latest troubles but now that firm says it is no longer repping him either.

So, who's repping Chris "Bitchfit" Brown now?  No one it seems, but who wants to rep some dude that freaks out and smashes windows and faces anyways?  

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Chris Brown Freaks Out on GMA

Man!  Like the one day I don't watch!

Chris Brown allegedly went all sorts of crazy on the set of GMA this morning storming out before a planned second performance, throwing a bitch fit and busting a window in his dressing room.  Damn boy!  You're supposed to be cleaning up your image!  Bad Baby!

He was pissed off because Robin Roberts was asking him questions about the smack down he pulled on Rihanna in 2009.  Well, idiot what did you think she was going to ask you?  Questions about kittens?

Now, I know he was there to promote his new album F.A.M.E and maybe she shouldn't have been so pushy as the incident was 2 years ago...but the thing is that these media outlets know what we viewers want to know about and guess what punk?  We want to know about why you went all woman beater on Miss Rihanna and how you're dealing with it now.  What the fuck do I care about his new album?  Props to her for asking more important questions than "what's your favorite song on the album?"

One answer he did give about the sitch was when Roberts asked, "Have you all seen each other, been around each other?" to which Brown responded "I mean, not really, it's not really a big deal to me now as far as that situation. I think I'm past that in my life. I think today's the album day so that's what I'm focused on. So, everybody go get that album."

Not a big deal???  It may not be a big deal to you, dude.  But trust me, it's a big deal.  A bigger deal than making money off an album.  The interview is the top post on GMA's site.

My dad used to always ask me, "Is this a chick thing?" when he didn't understand why I was upset about something he didn't get and you know what I used to say?  "No, it's a human being thing."

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