The 2012 Met Gala Barfed Up a Bunch of Fashion Last Night

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Last night the Metropolitan Museum of Art was awash with the beautiful people in all their finest gear.  All the pomp and circumstance aside, the Met Gala is about fashion...fashion and Justin Timberlake's ass...

That sweet, sweet ass...

Let's take a looky-loo and see who shut that shit down and who was just...shut down.

The most beautiful woman in the world wore the ugliest lace dress known to man.

Cameron Diaz covered up her man arms and channeled Helen Mirren for the night.

Chloe Sevigny went for her standard I Color Outside the Box look.

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy looking all sorts of right!

Christina Ricci had a little mishap here when one dress tried eating another one...

Emma Stone does no wrong, yo!  She's the new Natalie Portman - time's gonna tell on that shit. ;)

Here's a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow pretending she's not older than everyone else.

HATE Jessica Alba...LOVE this dress.  Stupid Jessica Alba!

Jessica Biel wore her curtains and LOOK!!!  There's Justin Timberlake's fine ass!!!  Gratuitous Justin Timberlake picture topless in black and white coming up >

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Oh yeah!  That's the stuff!

Back to the Met though...Kristen Stewart wore this ridiculous shit and forwarded that memo right over to...

...Mary-Kate Olsen who threw on some mad black satin - lol WTF is this?

I'm guessing that Sarah Jessica Parker sent the aforementioned Wear Ridiculous Shit memo.  Yikes!

Rihanna can't really look bad, but I've seen her look hella better.

This is Rachel Zoe's skeleton covered up in loose white bandages.  Someone should prob call 911 ASAP...

Giselle Bundchen Brady looks fine as hell but I can't even look at Tom Brady any more.  #AntiFauxhawk

And the WTF award goes to granny panties herself, Elizabeth Banks!  That is not a good look, dude!  Thatisall.


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Sarah Jessica Parker's Bodyguard Tried to Mack on Her

Stupid dude!  She's married to Ferris Bueller, dick!  Show a little respect.

Perez is reporting that:

"The Sex and the City star was in Moscow promoting her new movie I Don't Know How She Does It at the city's Bolshoi Theatre, where bodyguard Oleg Donstov was hired to protect the beauty.
But Parker was left in shock when he reportedly ripped his shirt open and leaned in to smooch the actress as she was leaving the venue.
A video of the encounter shows the star screaming as Donstov corners her, reports Britain's Daily Record.
The security guard now faces losing his job and is trying to make it up to his wife, who was left seething after viewing the video of the incident on TV."

Well day-um!  You can't just go rippin' your shirt open and trying to kiss Carrie Bradshaw!!!  WTF???

The horny idiot (who is also married - ack) said, "I shouldn't have done that as a professional but I couldn't believe Sarah Jessica Parker was there, that close to me.  Home life could be even more difficult but I'll try to buy some roses and smooth things over."  Awww!  Just couldn't help but rip his shirt open and give it a shot!  Swoon!

Hope his wife liked the roses. 



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