The 2012 Met Gala Barfed Up a Bunch of Fashion Last Night

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Last night the Metropolitan Museum of Art was awash with the beautiful people in all their finest gear.  All the pomp and circumstance aside, the Met Gala is about fashion...fashion and Justin Timberlake's ass...

That sweet, sweet ass...

Let's take a looky-loo and see who shut that shit down and who was just...shut down.

The most beautiful woman in the world wore the ugliest lace dress known to man.

Cameron Diaz covered up her man arms and channeled Helen Mirren for the night.

Chloe Sevigny went for her standard I Color Outside the Box look.

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy looking all sorts of right!

Christina Ricci had a little mishap here when one dress tried eating another one...

Emma Stone does no wrong, yo!  She's the new Natalie Portman - time's gonna tell on that shit. ;)

Here's a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow pretending she's not older than everyone else.

HATE Jessica Alba...LOVE this dress.  Stupid Jessica Alba!

Jessica Biel wore her curtains and LOOK!!!  There's Justin Timberlake's fine ass!!!  Gratuitous Justin Timberlake picture topless in black and white coming up >

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Oh yeah!  That's the stuff!

Back to the Met though...Kristen Stewart wore this ridiculous shit and forwarded that memo right over to...

...Mary-Kate Olsen who threw on some mad black satin - lol WTF is this?

I'm guessing that Sarah Jessica Parker sent the aforementioned Wear Ridiculous Shit memo.  Yikes!

Rihanna can't really look bad, but I've seen her look hella better.

This is Rachel Zoe's skeleton covered up in loose white bandages.  Someone should prob call 911 ASAP...

Giselle Bundchen Brady looks fine as hell but I can't even look at Tom Brady any more.  #AntiFauxhawk

And the WTF award goes to granny panties herself, Elizabeth Banks!  That is not a good look, dude!  Thatisall.


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Rachel Zoe's Baby - First Picture

Rachel Zoe and her hubby Rodger Zoe Berman released the first pic of their baby Skyler, and he's a cutie.

The kid looks more like Rodger thus far but I'm sure she'll have him all dolled up like a superthin, trendsetting woman faster then you can say ba-na-nas.

Jokes aside, he is a sweet looking little bambino, good for them!

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Rachel Zoe has Popped

People.com is reporting that super-stylist Rachel Zoe and her lackey husband Rodger have had their little boy!

Congrats!  I'm sure with the birth of her new little fashionista and her ability to begin not eating again has made this the happiest day of her life!

He was 6 lbs 12 ounces which is great because I was pretty sure she was going to give birth to the skinniest, hungriest baby ever.  They named the kid, Skylar Morrison Berman (that's so 90s!).  Guess they didn't think my suggestion of Bananas Chanel was any good.  Meh.

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Rachel Zoe to Have Skinny Little Fashionista Boy

It's a boy!

Shut...it...down!

Sources are reporting the so-thin-she-should-be-dead Rachel Zoe is having a little (possibly already gay) boy.  Apparently, in interviews the designer-swaddled super stylist has been referring to her teeny, tiny baby bump as a "he" and her idiot husband Rodger has been overheard saying some dumb shit like "Hello baby boy" to her stupid flat pregnancy belly.

Congrats Boo!  But just between you and me it's probably best not to name him Bananas Chanel or something, kid is gonna have enough problems.

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Rachel Zoe is Pregnant

Rachel Zoe is knocked up!  Ba-na-nas!

The super skinny stylist finally confirmed, via Twitter no less, that she let her gay husband impregnate her.

I don’t watch her show anymore because let’s face it since that asshole Taylor left it’s a bit of a snooze fest.  Yawn!

Congrats on the new baby boy!  And oh yeah, eat something!  Babies like food.

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