Kristen Stewart Got All 'SupNowBitches? at BD2 Premiere in a Nude Dress

Trampire alert!

Kristen Stewart showed up at last night's world premiere of Breaking Dawn Part 2 looking all sorts of vaginalicious!

Using this slutty Zuhair Murad to show off her ASSets she werked the red carpet like a woman who had never almost broken up a marriage last summer.  She was there with the rest of the cast including Robert Pattinson who a perpetual boner the entire night.

(That last part may or may not be true.)

BELLA ASSSSSS! >

She's kind of pale no?  Yeah, yeah obvi she's a "vampire" but damn bitch!  Get some sun!

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Video of the Day! K-Stew's Confession to R-Patz (Spoof)

This is a little longer than it needs to be but brought a few shits and gigs...

BarelyPolitical's youtube channel posted this little ditty about Kristen Stewart's cheating ways and her subsequent confession.

She was DUPED, yo!  ;)



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R-Patz is Chilling at R-Witherspoon's House While that Cheating Trick K-Stew Moves Out

Last week, for some effed up reason, the fact that Kristen Stewart kissed a director (cheating on America's fave vampire hottie, R-Patz) blew shit UP!

What's gonna happen?  Will he stay with her?  Why can't she emote?  Should she have been Team Jacob?

Well, Us Weekly seems to know whassup so here's the skivvy >

When the most talked about kiss since MJ and Lisa Marie happened sources say that Kristen came clean to the media first with that wonky apology, ...I love him, I love him, I'm sorry BS and he was pissed that she didn't tell him first.

That's right!  R to the Patz had to read that shit on Gawker or whatever!  LAME!

He then "secretly" (lol way to blow his cover douches) moved out of the house they've shared in LA for a few years and went to none other than Elle fucking Woods totally bitchin' Ojai home, Libbey Ranch...(the home she married the guy who wasn't Ryan Phillippe at.)

Evidently, the Witherspoon vacay home is like an oasis of awesome (pics below) and you just know that Reese has some good vibes going on - new hubby, Oscar gold, new kid coming, boss hair...Niiiiice!

The rag mag says Rob spends his days running, smoking butts and reading "everything he can" on Kristen's affair (that doesn't sound true at all lol!).  He asked her to move out of their previously shared home and she is supposedly staying with her parents.

In her defense, it's being speculated that the director in question, Rupert Sanders, was being a total asshat and was the one pursuing her.  People on set allegedly said they saw him staring at her - HA!  Dude's the director so that's pretty bunk - But another crew member said he tucked her hair behind her ear once!!!

I know what that leads to/means!

Ear fucking!

Kidding, relax Twitards...here's Reese's crib, but keep this shit on the down low - it's a secret! ;)

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Twilight Fan's DISGUST Over Kristen Stewart's Cheating Lips - VIDEO

Somebody give this bitch a valium, yo!

Daaaaamn!

I've posted this chick, Emma Clark, before - she's a mini-viral sensation for Twitards (her Youtube is nuttymadam3575) - she's usually losing her shit over the upcoming movie installments but now she's pissed about K Stew and her indiscretion with Rupert Sanders...

Initially, homegirl thought it was fake!  FUGAZI!!!  But then her chubby little finger clicked on Perez Hilton and it was ON!

Haha!  Who says kids are apathetic these days, right?

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Kristen Stewart Kissed Someone Who Wasn't Rob Pattinson

Freakin' vampires!

Looks like K Stew was making out with not R Patz but with the 41-year-old director of that shitty looking Snow White flick (Charlize Theron is the bomb though!) she made.  Ruh oh!

News broke yesterday that she was getting her kissy face on with director Rupert Sanders WHO IS MARRIED WITH TWO KIDS!

Homewrecka!!!

Kristen and the cheating SOB both released statements saying that they're sorry and they love their respective partners...Rob's fine ass hasn't commented.

We'll see what happens -

My breath is bated lol... #NoItsNot

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First Pics of Edward and Bella's Twilight Kid

Whoopdy shit!

Now, I have nooo love for this mockery of a movie but I only saw about fifteen minutes of the first one...looked LAME though!  Looked supalame!!!

BUT...I'm certainly not above jacking some hits on my blog by pimping out the first pics of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan's half-vampire kid, Renesmee (played by MacKenzie Foy) from Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Lol - Bella Swan?  That's her full name?  Ooookay.

The flick opens on November 16th.

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The 2012 Met Gala Barfed Up a Bunch of Fashion Last Night

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Last night the Metropolitan Museum of Art was awash with the beautiful people in all their finest gear.  All the pomp and circumstance aside, the Met Gala is about fashion...fashion and Justin Timberlake's ass...

That sweet, sweet ass...

Let's take a looky-loo and see who shut that shit down and who was just...shut down.

The most beautiful woman in the world wore the ugliest lace dress known to man.

Cameron Diaz covered up her man arms and channeled Helen Mirren for the night.

Chloe Sevigny went for her standard I Color Outside the Box look.

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy looking all sorts of right!

Christina Ricci had a little mishap here when one dress tried eating another one...

Emma Stone does no wrong, yo!  She's the new Natalie Portman - time's gonna tell on that shit. ;)

Here's a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow pretending she's not older than everyone else.

HATE Jessica Alba...LOVE this dress.  Stupid Jessica Alba!

Jessica Biel wore her curtains and LOOK!!!  There's Justin Timberlake's fine ass!!!  Gratuitous Justin Timberlake picture topless in black and white coming up >

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Oh yeah!  That's the stuff!

Back to the Met though...Kristen Stewart wore this ridiculous shit and forwarded that memo right over to...

...Mary-Kate Olsen who threw on some mad black satin - lol WTF is this?

I'm guessing that Sarah Jessica Parker sent the aforementioned Wear Ridiculous Shit memo.  Yikes!

Rihanna can't really look bad, but I've seen her look hella better.

This is Rachel Zoe's skeleton covered up in loose white bandages.  Someone should prob call 911 ASAP...

Giselle Bundchen Brady looks fine as hell but I can't even look at Tom Brady any more.  #AntiFauxhawk

And the WTF award goes to granny panties herself, Elizabeth Banks!  That is not a good look, dude!  Thatisall.


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Twilight Fans Are Faking Engagements to Try on Bella's Dress

Christ!  I think common sense stepped outta here 'bout five minutes ago...

Twilight fans (the ones who haven't had seizures from watching it probably) are coming out in droves to try Bella's stupid wedding dress replica on at stores...only problem is, they're lying little liars who are lying to the stores to try it on!

Nefarious bitches!

TMZ reports, "...lady Twihards are invading bridal boutiques, secretly lying about being engaged ... so they can try on a replica of Bella's wedding dress from the new flick.

The $799 replica is being sold in Alfred Angelo bridal boutiques everywhere -- and people who work at the chain tell [TMZ] the scheming fans are driving them crazy, making it extremely difficult to conduct business."

Jeez!  It's hard enough running a biz these days!

Knock it off Twitards (patent pending on that brilliant word)!  You WILL NEVER BE BELLA SWAN!!!  Bella Swan is NOT real, there is no Edward and if you see a werewolf you should run like hell! 

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