tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-59106497254624932062024-03-12T00:50:23.991-04:00Bungled and the BotchedThe mockery has been made, I just point it out.bungledandthebotched@yahoo.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15624669226892093537noreply@blogger.comBlogger1517125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910649725462493206.post-87354164390659785422015-04-23T16:07:00.001-04:002015-04-23T16:07:15.989-04:00Mila Kunis Chicken Lawsuit > Mila's All Bitch Please - Kristina Karo Turds Up TMZ (VIDEOS)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Mila Kunis chicken lawsuit...why can't I quit youuuuu?!?<br />
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Okay so I know it's pretty stupid to have even posted one word about this tinsel town garbage let alone written two blog posts about it but I think <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/22/mila-kunis-chicken-lawsuit-ashton-kutcher-video-ukraine/" target="_blank"><b>this</b></a> is some funny shit!<br />
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If you're just tuning in you may want to check out the initial post <a href="http://bungledandthebotched.blogspot.ca/2015/04/some-crazy-bitch-is-suing-mila-kunis.html" target="_blank"><b>Here</b></a>. Admittedly, it's one of my more verbose posts and I <i>could've </i>cut a significant amount of the fat but screw it, you gotta live right?<br />
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So here it is - post number two about a wannabe Ukrainian pop star named Kristina Karo and a chicken named Doggie who may or may not of been stolen by super awesome Mila Kunis. <i>Editor's Note: The fuck he was!</i> <br />
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In the red corner we have Mila and Ashton - the Hollywood power couple took a hot minute to weigh in on this little nugget of madness via video and basically farted in her general direction, figuratively speaking. ;)<br />
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Haha - No Green Card for you! <br />
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And then we have Karo - the Lady Gaga of chicken lawsuits - in all her infinite fucking wisdom she thought it would be a kick ass idea to go on TMZ and explain what the hell is wrong with her and...I'll just be realz, it did NOT go well.<br />
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She's so demure lol. And yeah, I see the chicken on the desk, woman! Shreeeeewd!<br />
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I promise to stop posting about this crap now...probably...unless something else funny happens...then I might. <br />
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Ugh - What the hell is wrong with me? <br />
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Super adorbs <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3050410/Mila-Kunis-sued-5-000-woman-claims-actress-stole-pet-CHICKEN-childhood-friends-Ukraine.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailceleb" target="_blank"><b>Mila Kunis is being sued</b></a> by some crazy bitch who thinks she's a pop star over the theft of said pop star's childhood chicken 25 FREAKIN' YEARS AGO!</div>
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Ugh - Should be some sort of statute of limitation on being a fucking moron...</div>
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<b><a href="https://twitter.com/KristinaKaro" target="_blank">Kristina Karo</a>, </b>the aforementioned "pop star" (she ain't no Rihanna, I'll say that...vid below) and above gratuitous crotch shot alleges that she went to school with Mila back in the day and that they were "inseparable" when they were kids.</div>
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Homegirl claims that Mila was all super jelly of her and her pet chicken WHEN SHE WAS 7 and that she stole it from her. Karo goes on with some jabberwocky about how Mila would swing by her Ukrainian digs to play with her chicken (who she called Doggie which is stupid af but whatevs) and everything was kosher until one day something not so cool happened...<br />
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One day Doggie disappeared - ABDUCTION! Straight up chickennapping, yo! - But wait, there's more...there's a confession, a confession of pure guilt.<br />
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You see, Karo says Mila immediately manned the fuck up (weak) telling her "Kristina, you can have any other chicken as a pet, you have a whole chicken farm." </div>
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Well! The story unfolds further my friends...Now Karo is in LaLaLand - peace out Ukraine bitches! - trying to make a name for herself and her crotch and now she wants retribution for this heinous chicken non-crime. Bitch says now that her and her childhood bestie are living in the same city again all sorts of sad, sad memories of Milas poultry pilfering ways have driven her BACK to therapy. It's all VERY troublesome.<br />
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In the lawsuit she also alleges that the theft of Doggie 25 YEARS AGO has "prevented her from pursuing the American dream."</div>
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Where am I??? Is <i>this </i>a dream??? Like, I think reality stepped outta here 'bout five minutes ago...</div>
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She wants 5 large from Mrs. Ashton Kutcher (btw how good is it that Jackie and Kelso got married in RL? SO GOOD!) for the shrink bills but I don't think that she's gonna see a damn dime of that.</div>
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Chicken therapy...gtfoh.<br />
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25 YEARS AGO!<br />
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bungledandthebotched@yahoo.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15624669226892093537noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910649725462493206.post-67668829891327092142015-04-16T15:43:00.000-04:002015-04-16T15:43:27.975-04:00RHOBH's Kim Richards Got Shitfaced and Kicked a Cop - Allegedly<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Here's <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/16/kim-richards-arrested-in-bev-hills-alcohol-suspected/" target="_blank"><b>what went down</b></a> - Allegedly. > </div>
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- Kim Richards was arrested at the Beverly Hills Hotel (Polo Lounge) early this morning after going on a "drunken rampage."</div>
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- That ridiculous asshole Brandi was not with her at the time.</div>
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<br />- She went into a bathroom and refused to come out. Cops were called and had to "drag her out".</div>
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- She was probably in there thinking about how awesome her sister Kathy is.</div>
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- Kathy dgaf.<br /><br />- She was "reportedly belligerent, slurring her speech and reeked of booze." </div>
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- She'll most likely blame Kyle. </div>
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bungledandthebotched@yahoo.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15624669226892093537noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910649725462493206.post-85023881644672653762015-04-14T18:56:00.001-04:002015-04-14T18:56:55.795-04:00World's Best Kangaroo Loves His Toy Bunny<div>
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Check out <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3038281/Not-cuddly-Man-sized-kangaroo-MASSIVE-guns-gives-cute-stuffed-bunny-toy-bear-hug-handler-says-ll-fight-tries-away-him.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailau" target="_blank"><b>Roger the kangaroo</b></a>. He's pretty fucking awesome (and apparently hella ripped - holy Jeebus.) He hangs out at a sanctuary in Australia with his bestest buddy, a soft plush bunny he likes to hold in his buff ass arms. Cue the Awwwwws.</div>
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Roger is an alpha male (aren't they all? Ugh...) who was given the bunny as a random gift from a visitor...the story warrants its questionable merit/legs because the manager of the sanctuary is a filthy rat who wants everyone to know that... <br />
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NOW ROGER WILL NOT LET THE BUNNY GO.</div>
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Mr. Barnes, the aforementioned cheese eating manager, says > "When I gave it to him he snatched it off me really quickly and proceeded to attack it, giving it a "bear hug" and wrestling it, even hugging it and kicking out as he would do in kick boxing match, he's an expert kick boxer."<br />
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Expert kick boxer? That's legit. Jean Claude van Damme style.</div>
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Whenever Barnes tries to take the bunny back Roger gets all kickboxy on him and attacks him whilst keeping his bunny safe. Barnes says they go through this shit on the daily. </div>
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What the hell is even the problem though? Just let the dude have his bunny, man! Why you gotta be all up in his grill about it? It's his damn bunny... <br />
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See, I get worked up because, thing is - Roger has had a rough life...
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But poor Roger <i>was </i>rescued in 2006 after his mother was found dead on a highway. Barnes says that "baby kangaroos are often found still alive in the pouches of dead kangaroos out on the roadside," which is like the saddest thing I have ever heard. Baby kangaroo orphans...</div>
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Hahaha. This is pretty funny shit.<br />
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Don't cha hate it when someone RUINS one of your picture perfect precious memories with their silly ass???<br />
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I know I do! (This probably would've been my engagement photo, jerkoffs! Y'all know who you are!!!)<br />
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Well it's a helluva lot funnier when it's someone else's life moment being sharted on by some idiot in the background! Check it out ><br />
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Haha! Lunch!</div>
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BUM LOOKER! CHEEKY MONKEY!</div>
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Some DISGUSTING idiot with too much GD free time on his hands is ripping around Ohio dropping mad poop piles on other people's cars.</div>
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His turds have <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2990919/Man-pooped-cars-TWO-YEARS-hunted-Ohio.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailus" target="_blank"><b>defiled nearly 20 cars</b></a> in 2 years but the <strike>poopoo</strike> popo just recently got a break when one of his repeat victims taped his yucky ass taking a dump FOR THE 6TH TIME on his hoopty (pic above).</div>
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"We got a sicko on our hands and I was determined at that point to catch him. Then we found out that this happened to a lot of our neighbors. This guy needs help. Big time. We have to put a stop to it."</div>
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The <strike>poopatrator</strike> perpetrator sometimes doesn't just shit all over cars but has, at times, left a "gift" for the driver INSIDE the vehicle (so effing wrong) and other times has smeared his crap "all over the windows," (equally as effing wrong.) </div>
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bungledandthebotched@yahoo.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15624669226892093537noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910649725462493206.post-31210817866711612522015-03-11T16:12:00.000-04:002015-03-11T18:14:16.596-04:00New Kurt Cobain Film "Montage of Heck" Trailer is Out - VIDEO<div>
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<i>HBO</i> has released a two and a half minute trailer for the much anticipated Kurt Cobain flick <i>Montage of Heck </i>and it looks SICK af!<br />
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Last Tuesday, Jarred Smith (pictured above with a kickass moustache) got the shock of his life when he innocently went to get his breakfast on only to see something "strange and scaly" sticking out of his cereal box.<br />
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"I thought mum [dude's Aussie] had bought some strange door stopper at first [the hell?] but then I saw the tail end of what looked like a snake and thought 'no way its a snake'...Then I peeked in the top of the cereal box and its head popped out."<br />
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Really, really, ridiculously good looking Zoolander and Hansel got their male model back on <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2988170/Model-Derek-Zoolander-frenemy-Hansel-hit-catwalk-Valentino-surprise-PFW-appearance.html?ito=social-twitter_dailymailceleb" target="_blank"><b>appearing in the Valentino show</b></a> during Paris fashion week.</div>
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That fine ass Jennifer Aniston banging Justin Theroux is co-writing and directing the upcoming sequel to <i>Zoolander</i> and told <i>Vulture</i>, "Yeah, we've got a script for the sequel, and we've just been in talks again...We're trying to sharpen it and hone it and, actually, I don't want to jinx anything, but it looks like it actually might be starting to get up and running."<br />
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Jimenez even appealed it (seriously - grip, get one) but the appellate court told him "Applebee's can't be held responsible because the hot food posed an a risk that should be 'self-evident' and thus 'approached with due care.'"</div>
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Sorry brah got burnt but you gotta pay attention! Life isn't all la di da hope I don't get hurt or die.</div>
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Super arrestable <i>Teen Mom 2 </i>couple, Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith, are in hot water with the local popo again after <a href="http://www.wbtw.com/story/28264459/teen-mom-2-" target="_blank"><b>Nathan was arrested</b></a> when cops were called to the couple's shack twice on Wednesday. He was charged with criminal domestic violence.<br />
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Nathan is just one of a long list of hapless bastards - who chose Jenelle Evans as a soulmate - to do time in the clink for altercations with the <i>Teen Mom</i> non mom. Exes Kieffah, Gary and fellow Olive Garden groupie Courtland all did a stint for similar accusations. <br />
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-Griffith entered the master bathroom inside the home and pinned Evans to the toilet and forcibly removed her engagement ring. The altercation left Evans with a cut on her finger, the report said.<br />
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An upcoming HBO documentary, <i>Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief</i>, takes a look inside the religion, its practices, some of its high profile members and apparently shit is NOT a good look. </div>
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Evidently controversial leader, David Miscavige, "...was afraid that Nicole Kidman was slowly <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/01/going-clear-alex-gibney-sundance" target="_blank"><b>taking Tom away from the church</b></a> so there was a concerted effort to get him back."</div>
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Cops in Russia are on the look out for a gang of assholes who go around stealing people's organs after poor Dmitry was drugged by a blonde chick and woke up missing his balls.<br />
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The Russian soap actor WHO IS MARRIED had gone to a bar after finishing a performance at a Moscow theatre where some sketchy blonde woman approached him and wanted to have a drink with him. Blondy McOrganStealer was apparently flirting with him and invited him to a sauna (is that a thing?) <br />
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While in the sauna (still not sure why that's a thing) "They kissed and had some more beer and after that the actor remembers nothing."<br />
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Dude woke up next day at a bus stop! He was in crazy pain and had blood on his pants.<br />
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Once he got to the hospital it was sort of a good news bad news sitch - the bad news was that his testes had been straight up jacked, the good news was that "It was done like proper surgery by someone with a medical education" and in a "...skilful way." Looks like we gots a docta in the gang!<br />
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I call him Dr. Dickhead. <br />
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Anyways, that good news is not really good news but hey, someone stole this guys junk! Nothing will EVER be good now.<br />
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Media reports say the actor, "Was too embarrassed at first to explain what had happened to his wife."<br />
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Lol - Well duh, dumbass. Shouldn't have put his horny married ass in that position. Shit was fucked up since jump street. <br />
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bungledandthebotched@yahoo.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15624669226892093537noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910649725462493206.post-59606994992091488382015-02-26T16:01:00.000-05:002015-02-26T16:01:31.086-05:00Whatever Happened to Jody Claman of The Real Housewives of Vancouver?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Ugh, this bitch...<br /><br />For two seasons of <i>The Real Housewives of Vancouver</i>, Jody Claman wreaked havoc on the ladies of the affluent west coast city, degrading most of them in any given ep and even suing a few.<br /><br />Well! Cut to 2012 and the show was cancelled (such a bummer) leaving most of the ladies to go back to their pretty awesome lives. <div>
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Her West end shop, The Glass House Boutique (the one she owns with her daughter Mia) was vandalized by an animal rights group for being a large distributor of (possibly used) fur products and isn't open regularly anymore, her daughter <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2014/06/12/mia-claman-deakin-shooting_n_5486924.html" target="_blank"><b>Mia was shot</b></a> in the shoulder while hanging out with her alleged gang banger BF (they actually <a href="http://www.theprovince.com/news/Jody+Claman+daughter+Real+Housewives+Mary+Zilba+defamation+following+shooting/9930002/story.html" target="_blank"><b>sued</b></a> poor Mary Zilba AGAIN when she spoke about the shooting), her catering company shut down for quite a few years, <a href="http://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/93957268.html?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter" target="_blank"><b>Mia got knocked up</b></a> by said alleged gang banger and her <a href="http://www.theprovince.com/entertainment/left+with+money+Expenses+total+month+Housewives+star+Jody+Claman+tells+divorce+court/9977606/story.html" target="_blank"><b>husband divorced her</b></a> leaving her with absolutely no money and court costs up the arse.</div>
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Here's the skinny on the divorce > </div>
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When grilled by her ex-hubby's attorney in court last fall Jody lamented that she is broke as fuck saying she was "$148,000 in debt and has expenses of $50,000 a month."</div>
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She claims to need the $50k a month to cover the mortgages on three homes citing that she wasn't able to borrow against the properties and she has shitty credit. Jody is apparently against selling anything to cover the costs of being Jody but her ex (Eran Friedlander) ain't buying it.</div>
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<br />Without a pre-nup (dumbass) her ex has the right to half of everything but she claims her monthly expenses include $400 for transportation (bitch claims to take the bus yeah right), $300 for clothes and $1200 for charitable donations to a shelter so she can't afford to pay/give him any dough. </div>
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Sell some of those tiaras, woman! </div>
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Also embarrassing for the thrice married matriarch of Clamanville was a psych assessment that was completed for the trial where she was found to be "aggressive" and "narcissistic." </div>
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Duh. Who needs the assessment? Watch the show! </div>
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The Judge (Miriam Gropper) "<a href="http://www.theprovince.com/entertainment/Real+Housewives+divorce+trial+Judge+rules+Jody+Claman+daughter+will+continue/10099113/story.html" target="_blank"><b>dismissed [Jody's] evidence</b></a> outright and accused her of manipulating her daughter [that cute lil' towhead, Hannah] and the court-appointed psychologist and of trying to manipulate the court." She also said Jody would do "anything to get what she wanted with no regard for the truth."</div>
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Claman was to pony up $600k to her ex by January of this year. I couldn't find any further info online regarding if she paid him or not and the jerk blocked me from twitter because I tweeted with Mary about the weather a couple of times (oy vey) but the last posted reference on <i>The Province </i>suggests she was appealing the case.</div>
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I'm not into kicking people when they're down and Mia has always been cool with me on twitter but Jody is a merciless insult assassin who takes HUGE pleasure in not only trashing people publicly but also screwing with their lives. Honestly, I think some people deserve to be kicked.</div>
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Maybe she'll be nicer now that she's been dealt the shitty hand she tried so hard to deal to other people. Either way...</div>
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Amber Portwood, Catelynn Lowell, Maci Bookout and that little porn freak Farrah Abraham are back, yo! The original cast of MTV's <i>Teen Mom </i>return in <i><a href="http://www.people.com/article/teen-mom-og-exclusive-trailer" target="_blank"><b>Teen Mom OG</b></a></i> on March 23rd after a five year hiatus during which the gals did a mish mash of VH1 appearances and a couple of pornos. <br />
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Ugh, Giuliana Rancic has been a boil on the ass of TV since the motherfucking get go...<br />
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On that awful <i>E </i>show <i>Fashion Police </i>(Oscar edition, yo) Giuliana Rancic managed to piss off most of the pop-culture nation by vomiting up this idiot observation about 18 yo Disney princess Zendaya's Oscar look ><br />
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Another customer, 28 yo Kat Murley, said the cafe gives her a place where she can relax and not "have to worry about hiding myself."</div>
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Don't hide girl! <br />
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"It's just the experience of sitting quietly and calmly petting them. Just sitting with a warm purring cat on your lap, you can't really beat that."</div>
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Fucking looooove Nutella...<br />
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I don't usually rock my terrorist opinion in blog form because I find it opens all sorts of crazypeople doors but this little tidbit of information has me buggin'.<br />
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Straight up buggin'!<br />
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<i><b><a href="http://jezebel.com/cnn-ladies-isis-is-coming-for-you-with-kittens-nutel-1686543771?utm_campaign=socialfow_jezebel_twitter&utm_source=jezebel_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow" target="_blank">CNN</a> </b></i>(hit up that link for the vid) is reporting that ISIS is a fan of utilizing social media to lure western women.<br />
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Ai'ight...Makes sense, I'm with you...gimme some tips...save me from myself...<br />
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BUT then they go on to report just how ISIS is using social media to lure women - apparently the crafty bastards are using pictures of Nutella, kittens and emojis to make women think that ISIS is 'Jihadi Cool' (not my term) essentially making us want to join up.<br />
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ERT! Back that ass up. I don't like Nutella <i>that</i> much.<br />
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I skimmed through a few of the other articles and evidently they really do believe the use of such images will make women like me think that everything's all hunky dory. <br />
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Oh sure, I may need to behead a few people but fuck it, they've got kittens!<br />
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KITTENS!!!<br />
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Bitch please.<br />
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When a kid in Brampton Ontario bought a $5.41 Angry Bird Telepod game at a local Target he got a little more than just the crappy game he wanted.</div>
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Kid scored <a href="http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/target-surprise-marijuana-found-in-angry-birds-toy-box-1.2234761" target="_blank"><b>85 grams</b></a> of free pot to boot! </div>
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When the 4 yo brought the toy home and had trouble opening the box he asked his mom for help. That's when she realized that there was a large bag of mary jane in the package.</div>
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Her and her husband brought the bag to the popo who "...went to the Target location and searched other toy boxes, but didn't find any more drugs." They are also searching surveillance footage and checking to see if the toy may have been returned by some sorry ass stoner who got all confused, put his dealbag into a toy box, returned it to Target for some reason and is now missing his weed stash.</div>
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<br />Says the kids mom > "That night my son was horrified. He could not sleep on his own and kept asking us questions - why was it in his toy? Who put it there? What was it?"</div>
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<a href="http://gawker.com/police-guy-fucked-a-corpse-1685873802" target="_blank"><b>Domonique Smith</b></a>, a 26 yo homeless man with some bitchin' dreads, was recently nabbed by local lawdogs in Georgia for breaking into a funeral home and banging a female corpse.<br />
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The popo say, "The results of our investigation and the forensic examination gave us probable cause to believe that this individual had indeed sexually assaulted a dead body." <br />
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Ugh! I feel kind of bad that the dude's homeless and all but damn bitch! Dead people are off limits! Don't do that shit.<br />
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Smith was found all red handed in a vacant home with some stolen crap from the funeral break-in including a bike, TVs and guns (what kind of funeral home is this?) and is currently in jail where his yucky ass belongs.<br />
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Who hurt you girl?<br />
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Looks like Miley Cyrus' team is none to happy that their Schwarzenegger banging, tittay showing supastar's <i>Tongue Tied </i>video was almost showcased at an NYC Porn Film Festival.<br />
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Hate it when that happens...<br />
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The video in question isn't actually porn at all and doesn't have any of Miley's shit on display but is about "strapping it down with electrical tape" whatever the fuck that means. It's actually not even new - it's the video she used to open last years <i>Bangerz </i>tour. Simon Leahy (festival founder) said that they chose the non-porn because "It's a pop take on S&M. She's starting to become more of a contemporary artist."<br />
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Riiiiight. <br />
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Anywho, her handlers pulled the flick and played all stupid face about what it was going to be used for when they were contacted by the festival. One of them told the <i>NY Post</i>, "She did not instigate this festival submission and is not participating in any way. It was presented as a 'shorts screening at the artist ran space Secret project Robot.'" Emails the Post got their mitts on don't contain any mention of the porn film festival which jives with her keepers story and is kind of sketchy as fuck because I'm pretty sure the selling/borrowing of intellectual property requires a written contract.<br />
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Leahy claims that Miley Inc. "...didn't do their due diligence. We asked to show it at the festival. Because the word porn is involved, basically the media has just sensationalized it and turned it into a click bait story."<br />
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Who did that? I did that? ;)<br />
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He went on to lament that "Even though we're using the word porn, we're not some cheap LA porn award festival."<br />
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Hahaha, that's a fucking porn burn, LA! What the hell? <br />
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For those of you attending, it should be noted that Tila Tequila's sex tape <i>Backdoored and Squirting </i>(lol that's like stupid funny) will still be shown at the festival.<br />
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God really does take with one hand and give with the other...<br />
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Anyways, so there's a sheila named <a href="http://generalbooty.tumblr.com/post/66269354839/i-keep-forgetting-to-make-a-post-about-this-but" target="_blank"><b>Hannah</b></a> (a film student in Melbourne) who likes to get her pub on (drinking age in Australia is 18) and write drunk memos to her future self. The results are questionably helpful and pretty bitchy but the only thing I'm thinking is that I would SO party with drunk Hannah. </div>
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"I had to throw the shoes out."</div>
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The notes are from 2012 and no new ones have been posted since so it's unclear whether or not drunk H-Dog and sober Hannah were ever able to coexist.</div>
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I like to think so. </div>
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bungledandthebotched@yahoo.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15624669226892093537noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910649725462493206.post-44577564419452295972015-02-10T19:51:00.000-05:002015-02-10T19:51:47.697-05:00Some Crazy Bitch In Delaware Ripped Her Ex-Boyfriend's Scrotum Off<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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DAMN! That's so meeaaannn! <br />
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Peep this scrotum lovers ><br />
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Back in the day (2012) in Indiana there lived a cold blooded bitch named <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/scrotum-sentence" target="_blank"><b>Christina Reber</b></a> who literally ripped a guys balls half off about a week after he broke up with her.<br />
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Woman! Guys need those!<br />
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Apparently, <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2126077/Thats-got-hurt-Man-scrotum-TORN-girlfriend-violent-row.html" target="_blank"><b>Nick Ramsey</b></a> was just chillin' out one night "on the computer" (aka watching porn) when his crazy ex girlfriend Christina Lorena Reber just up and walked into his house. Startled, Nick turned to confront her but before he knew it she started slappin' the hell outta him.<br />
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Evidently, the lovely Christina stank of booze and broken hearts and when Nick tried to slow her abusive roll she went for the testes! <br />
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The sack whack, the ball brawl...the nut cut...<br />
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Christina grabbed Nick's scrotum with all her jilted ex might and pulled like hell! His nutsack would never be the same...<br />
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Who <i>does </i>shit like that? <br />
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She fled the scene and was captured but is just now being sentenced to 2 years - which seems pretty low considering she yanked someone's goddamn scrotum off. Nick was treated for massive blood loss at Ball Hospital (yeah, you read that right) and apparently the poor guy continues to feel pain and when it swells up it makes it hard to walk. Awwww.<br />
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Not cool, lady! How would you feel if someone tried to rip your tittays off?!?!?<br />
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That's right. It would fucking suck. <br />
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Image Via www.dailymail.co.ukbungledandthebotched@yahoo.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15624669226892093537noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910649725462493206.post-3225349992269126742015-02-09T11:41:00.000-05:002015-02-09T11:41:48.484-05:00Randy Quaid Posted a Super Crazy Ass Video "to Rupert Murdoch"<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Randy Quaid has lost his goddamn mind. <br />
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Five days ago Randy Quaid (and his wife) uploaded a <a href="https://vid.me/TsNm" target="_blank"><b>video</b></a> to vidme called "Message to Rupert Murdoch" and it is just meeeeesssssy as all hell.<br />
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I'm not too sure if they're still in Canada (God help us all) but there's a few clues they may be in my neck of the woods...plaid sheets...a toque...shit like that. It looks to be filmed in a hotel room but I mean who the hell really knows.<br />
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Quaid starts off by getting his bitch on about Newscorp and Warner Brothers lamenting that he's "...earned well over a billion dollars for Independence Day and Christmas Vacation." He says that WB exec <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Berman" target="_blank"><b>Bruce Berman</b> </a>stole his house (yeah right crazy pants - that dude's like no joke) and that he was falsely arrested by <i>TMZ</i> 6 times.<br />
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What. The. Fuck?<br />
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Now I'm no legal eagle but I <i>am </i>pretty damn sure that you cannot be arrested by <i>TMZ </i>and/or Harvey Levin but Quaid insists there is a massive conspiracy going down! He is convinced that PMC (Police Media Corruption) is happening! Police Media Corruption is happening people!!! Apparently only to Randy Quaid for some reason...and maybe that dude from Creed.<br />
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Nonetheless! Randy Quaid would rather drown in piss then go down without a fight!<br />
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This is when shit gets real.<br />
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He gets his icky wife to put on a Rupert Murdoch mask because "...if Rupert is gonna fuck [him] then [he's] gonna fuck Rupert." <br />
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You may wanna stop watching at the one and a half minute mark as Quaid appears to start banging his wife while their dog barks his ass off at the two crazies. It's pretty nasty and certainly NSFW so volume down for the lookie loos. <br />
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Here's the vid ><br />
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Ugh, poor dog.<br />
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Image Via www.vid.me/TsNmbungledandthebotched@yahoo.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15624669226892093537noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5910649725462493206.post-11623008490617140672015-02-09T10:27:00.000-05:002015-02-09T18:15:31.259-05:00Kanye West Douches Out at the Grammys...Again<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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Haha. Killer boots, dude! Fashionista my ass...<br />
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Last night at the <a href="http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2015/02/kanye-beck-grammys?mbid=social_twitter" target="_blank"><b>Grammys</b></a>, Kanye and Kimbo (wearing a velvet suit and a housecoat for some reason) continued being awful, selfish people by throwing this years winner of Best Album, Beck some mad shade for not being Beyonce.<br />
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'Ye didn't full out pull a Taylor Swift on Beck but did make sure to take his shine and put it back on him, his good for nothing wife and that photo-shopping obsessed Beyonce.<br />
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But aye! It wasn't enough for Yeezy to just do that. He NEEDS the people to know that what he thinks is what they should think so he went on one of his super moronic rants about how his favorite music should be EVERYONE'S favorite music and fuck y'all if it's not, you deaf peasants!<br />
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He then proceeded to rip all the E! logo decals off the mics lol.<br />
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That's deep, yo.<br />
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Check it out ><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Kim's face is priceless through most of it. She's thinking, "Fuck, I told him not to say this shit. He told me he was gonna say all this shit in the car and I told him not to say it..." </span><br />
<span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span>What's the deal anyways? Do they like <i>have </i>to send Kanye tickets or what? I'm not into banning people from shit but I am into limiting the number of stupid people that are around and I think maybe next year...<br />
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No tix for Kimye...He can rant and rave to his vadge-flashing wife at home.<br />
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