Unseen Footage of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love Surfaces - VIDEO

AWWW!  Watching this just made me miss Kurt and feel bad that Courtney turned into such a lunatic...Thank god for Frances Bean, girl's shit is tight.  She'll be just fine...

Peep this footage from an upcoming "rockumentary" called Hit So Hard:  The Life and Near Death Story of Patty Schemel.  It's about her time in Hole and her life in the 90s Seattle music scene >

Should be a boss flick.

RIP Kurt...you are missed.

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Courtney Love is Lindsay Lohan's Sobriety Coach

Oh...gooooood? 

Is Courtney Love even sober?  She still looks a hot mess and her tittays be out all the time...she certainly doesn't act sober.  She could just be a dumbass - yeah, that's probably it.

Well, Courtney's dumb ass is now coaching Lindsay to be sober (according to Courtney.)  Anyone buying this?  Anyone?  Bueller?

Courtney says she's doing it because nobody else will.  Um, did Linds ask you though, dude?  People gotta ask you to do that.  Just FYI.

She is using her experiences to educate Lindsay and says one sobriety lesson went as such:  

"I went up to Lindsay's room one time and there was a show on called '101 Celebrity Oops' and I am like every other one, you know - boobs out, legs everywhere, throwing shit at Madonna, you know, whatever, I'm like 'Lindsay, look! Drugs are bad!'"

Hmmmm, interesting approach.

Good luck with ALL that, ladies!

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Kurt Cobain Has a Huge Penis

So says Courtney Love and she's kind of effin' nuts so who knows???

Says the eternally stoned one, "Kurt had more presence and more beauty than Brad Pitt. He was a leader, he was strong, in fact he was well fucking hung, if you really want to know."

I didn't really "want to know" but good for you I guess???  Well "fucking hung" dudes are the shit!  Not too sure about that Brad Pitt stuff though...let's not start any Twitter wars or anything!

Pick up the new GQ for more important tidbits from Crazy Courtney. 

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Courtney Love Hocks Her Clothes on EBay

Ewww.  Courtney Love germs...

Miss Love has gone and put her shit on EBay for all to see and bid on in an attempt to - I don't know - make money?  Clean out her closet?  Get rid of evidence?  Who knows?  What I do know is that you can head on over to EBay and buy one of her scummy slip dresses for anywhere from $300-$900 bucks.

She has a grand total of 4 dresses up with only two of them saying they were worn by her - so best way to avoid the clap is to bid on ones that were only owned by her - note the distinction.

Either way - this could be quite profitable for Court, I hear she pissed away got jacked for all her Kurt Cobain money so she's probably just licking her wounds and trying to grow her bank account by selling off her old clothes.  Salvation-Army-Style!

Go on, girl!  Though I need your gross, old, probably-stained clothes like I need a new Hole album, I'm sure some might...one born every minute...right Courtney? 

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