Can someone get this home-wrecking bitch a mirror please? Or a new pair of tits? Cuz these ones are all messed up!
Dean McDermott, Tori Spelling and her gnarly boob job showed up at an Oxygen event looking a little bit well, wonky.
Now, we've all seen bad boob jobs before...Heidi Montag, Kelly Bensimon, Tara Reid...the list is endless. So maybe the public has come to accept them as pretty normal, I have not.
I can't help but pull a big WTF doubletake when I see a refund gap the size of the Grand Canyon or a shifting boob that is nowhere near where it is supposed to be in a normal person...Tori Spelling showed up last night sporting both of the above booby no-nos as well as a Helluva dent in one!
I'm starting to feel bad for Dean surprisingly, he didn't sign on for this life of baby-making and reality Hell. I'm pretty sure he signed on for a life of luxury and ease...he was probably thinking "...just don't look at the bitch - soon all of Aaron Spelling's money will be yours and until then, just don't look at the bitch or imagine she's someone else when you pity-bang her." Alas, it seems like Dean-o is right back where he was with his other wife - in a pretty slick mini-mansion, working sometimes in TV movies and knockin' out kids. Mind you, he's a little more famous, but for all the wrong reasons.
Check out the pics of Tori and her boobies going all rogue below:
Somebody should call Dr. 90210! Tell him Donna Martin needs to fix her boobs stat!
Images Via www.celebitchy.com
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