Blake Lively is Kissing Mah Boo Ryan Reynolds Now

Ugh.  Skank.

First off, I thought stupid, hot Blake Lively was banging Leo or something...Secondly, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BITCH DOING ON MAH MAN!?!  Get off of him, ho!  He doesn't like that!

Granted, Ryan and I are not officially dating but that's not important.  I am very protective of mah boo and would do anything for him - Know that.

Anyways, not only was this wench seen sucking his face on a "romantic weekend" (barf), but she was also seen leaving his apartment with a pillow!  A fucking pillow!  Why not just slap on a sign that says, I'm a stupid horny hot chick who can kind of act and I just banged Ryan Reynold's brains out, bitches!  God!  At least it'd be more subtle.

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Ryan Reynolds is Still Hurting From Divorce

Well, shoot boy!  Come on over and I'll make you feel better!

Details Magazine sat down with the hottest dude on the planet and he opened up a bit about his divorce from Scarlett Johansson, "Anyone who gets divorced goes through a lot of pain, but you come out of it.  I'm not out of it yet. At all. But I sense that as I do come through it, there's optimism. How can there not be? I don't think I want to get married again, but you always reevaluate these things."

Bitch made him not want to get married ever again!  Anyone got this chick's address?  Because I feel an ass kicking coming on!

Ryan and ScarHo were only married two years and broke up last December.  She has moved on randomly to Sean Penn and he doesn't seem to be dating....yet.

Call me, Boo!  I'm taken but you're on my celeb freebie list so I'm pretty sure it won't be a problem.

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A-List Celeb Spread Herpes in Vegas??? UPDATED 20/06/2011

Not really a question but definitely a questionable statement!  Whaaa?

The internet is abuzz with talk of an A-List star giving someone herpes in Las Vegas and the ensuing lawsuit for $20 million dollars.  Day-um!  Wrap up yo' shit, man!  No glove, no love!  I don't care if it's George fucking Clooney - you can't just assume these boys are clean!

The plaintiff is saying that "they met the celebrity in Las Vegas April 1.  The suit claims the celeb -- a male who is worth in excess of $100 million  -- entered into a nefarious plot designed to lure Plaintiff into his luxurious hotel room to serve his prurient desires."  Oooh - nefarious!

And $20 mill!?!  Like, one in four Americans has the herp don't they?  I may have just made that up but I'm pretty sure I've heard that somewhere.  Bitch please!  The herp is worth $1 mill MAX.

TMZ says that, "The suit claims the celeb told the plaintiff he had 'no venereal diseases.'  At that point, they watched porn and engaged in 'mutual oral copulation, mutual self-gratification, rubbing and massaging each other, play-wrestling, licking and (unprotected) intercourse.'  And, it was all videotaped!  According to the lawsuit, filed by attorney Keith Davidson, it didn't end well, because the plaintiff contracted herpes.  The suit claims the celeb knew all along he had herpes and lied to the plaintiff in order to satisfy his desires"  That's so wrong!  That's like, dumpster baby wrong!

Herpes having bastard!

RadarOnline has a pretty slick post up right now that boasts the headline: Who Was in Las Vegas on Herpes Weekend?  Lol - that's so awesome!

They report that celebs were plentiful that fateful herpes-fueled weekend!  "...at Cinema-Con, headquartered at Caesars Palace: Ryan Reynolds, Russell Brand, Vin Diesel, Tyler Perry, Jack Black, Tim Allen, John Travolta and others (were there).  With Michael Jordan at the golf tournament were actors Larry David, Chris Tucker and Jamie Foxx; model Gabriel Aubry; director Spike Lee; talk show host Maury Povich; NFL QB Drew Brees; hockey icons Wayne Gretzky and Mario Lemieux; and retired baseball stars Ken Griffey Jr., Greg Maddux, John Smoltz and Mike Piazza.  Notable names at the ACM Awards included American Idol judge Steven Tyler, TV hunk Chace Crawford and country artists Keith Urban, Alan Jackson, Brad Paisley and Toby Keith."

My money is on  Gossip Girl dude Nate Archibald or Travolta.  And ten bucks says it was - let's just say - homoerotic???  Only time will tell who gaveth the alleged herpes to the plaintiff...but you better believe I'll be updating every step of the way!  Herpes, celebs, lawsuits!  It's the perfect storm.  Beauty in celebrity nature, yo!  Beauty in celebrity nature...

UPDATE 20/06/2011:  The A-list celebrity who allegedly gave the Las Vegas visitor herpes has settled the case for just over $5 million!!!  That's what you get for bangin' a dude with herpes?!?  Shoot!  I know a chick who banged like four dudes with the herp and all she got was two bastard babies and a mad case of the disease - stupid broad!  Looks like you gotta bang the celebs with herpies!  Not just some dirty random dude, and yes, I'm talking to you Whori Lori - oh yeah, I went there...

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Scarlett Johansson Thinks Sandra Bullock is a Man-EatingTramp

Bitch please!

So now that Sandra B (possibly the most perfect woman on the planet) is maybe dating ScarHo's soon-to-be-ex husband, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett is pissed to the max about it.

Whatever you dumb ice queen, Alanis should've kicked yo' ass when she had the chance...

The National Enquirer is reporting that a stupid source close to stupid ScarHo said "She still has intense feelings for Ryan and feels Sandra isn't respecting that at all. Sandra may be known as 'America's Sweetheart,' but she's NO sweetheart to Scarlett."  She also supposedly called her a man-eating tramp amongst other things.

Oh okay, let me just get my little violin out.  And Man-Eating Tramp?  Who the fuck says that?  Blanche Devereaux?  Come on now.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds Break-Up - No Longer Sexiest Couple Alive

Noooo!!!  How can it be?  RyRen and ScarJo?  Say it ain't so!

Actually, I always hated these two together and am a firm life-long believer that Ryan should've married Alanis when he had the chance.  But, opting for the easy-on-the-eyes Johansson in lieu of the talented songbird, Ryan and ScarHo were married in 2008, in a quiet Canuck-style wedding in Vancouver.

Well, the fat lady Susan Boyle must be singing because this shit is O-V-E-R.

So far, neither have filed for divorce and it's being speculated that is was ScarHo who called off the marriage because she's been "unhappy for a while", so maybe she will come to her senses and realize she is married to the most perfect man on the planet, but who knows?  This is the same dumb bitch who made Home Alone 3.

NOTE:  If Ryan is reading this then please accept my condolences on your short-lived marriage and please try to get in touch with me - I'm not available but you are number one on my freebie list so it shouldn't be a problem.