This Guy was Squatting in Diddy's Hampton Mansion for 11 Years

Oh snap!  If you're gonna squat somewhere squat at Diddy's, yo!

This guy above, Quamine Taylor, was arrested on April 1st for staying in Diddy's Hampton mansion without permission.  Bro was sleeping in his Egyptian cotton sheets, drinking his Cristal and chowing down on his pretentious food when a caretaker found him upstairs in the home.  He says he snuck in through the UNLOCKED BASEMENT DOOR (wink, wink) and he's been doing it since 2001!

Party like a rock star, dude!

He told cops he "stays there a lot" but that Diddy "gets funny sometimes about [him] staying there."

Yeah, people sometimes get that way when you steal their shit...

Way to squat though!  No shitty warehouses for you, eh?  WERK!

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P. Diddy Might Be Hitting This...

Boom!

This one's a little weird but I'll roll with it...

So, apparently it is ON for Cameron Diaz and her fave booty call Puff Daddy aka P. Diddy aka Diddy aka Puffy aka...oh whatever...

News sources have reported in the past that these two have hooked up and generally have a friends with benefits thing goin' on whenever they're both single at the same time but now it looks like they may make a go of an actual relationship.

PerezHilton reports, "The two were seen at Catch in NYC on October 24 being "inseparable." Onlookers commented on their inability to keep their hands off each other.  Then on November 11, they were both seen making out at Scarpetta in Beverly Hills!!!  Of course, both stars' reps say they're just friends."

Thing is, Diddy has a woman right now.  Some chick named Cassie who is the face of his clothing line and a singer who used to bang 50 Cent.  They work together so if he is cheating, he's in for some shitty days at the office.

Good luck with the love triangle though!  Huge fan of both of y'all!  Holla. 

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