Remember the good old days when you used to go to the pumpkin patch and bend over?
Soooo stupid...
Slutty child bride Courtney Stodden and her creepy older hubby were allegedly tossed from a pumpkin patch for acting "inappropriately".
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
You guys know the pic, the celeb (with or without kids) goes to that pumpkin patch in LA that all the other celebs go to and try and get pre-placed paps to take their pics. They all do it. Well, Courtney and Doug tried to join in the photo op but were booted from the patch for making out like a couple of porn stars.
Apperently, some shoppers saw them behaving "inappropriately" amidst the pumpkins and complained to a pumpkin patch patrol unit, who then kicked the couple out.
Oh and side note: Pumpkin patch patrol unit??? What the fuck job is that??? I never saw that job title on Workopolis! Shee-it! If any of you guys know how I can become part of this elite group LET ME KNOW!!! I think I'd be pretty good at patrolling pumpkins. Actually, fuck think! I know!
But back to mister and missus hobag...
IMO I think the real reason they got kicked out is because homey decided to go to the heavily child-populated pumpkin patch looking like a damn slore! I mean who wears hooker boots to the patch??? I'm all about doing whatever the hell you wanna do but dude!
NO! NOOOOOOOO!
Seriously. Stop it.
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