Camille Grammer Says Frasier's Peen is Tiny - His Wife Say's No It's Not

OMG!  Who will we believe???  How will we ever know the true size of Frasier's cock???  MAMA HELP ME!!!

Pfft!

I don't really give a shit how big Kelsey Grammer's dick is but since this seems to be a pretty hot topic today - I'll throw in my 2 cents...

So, the evil and morally corrupt Camille made a rash (possibly drunk) comment in a promo for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where she said, "Big hands, big feet, big disappointment," in regards to Frasier, implying that he has a tiny peen.  Though Kelsey doesn't seem to want to get in this dog fight, his new younger wife struck back saying, "Perhaps the fault lies not so much with the member in question but rather with the inspiration at hand."  Ooooh snap!  Take that ya jerk!

I gotta say, I dig that she used the word "member" in her verbal bitchslap - go on, girl!  Fightin' dirty without even gettin' in the mud!  Booyah!  It was super-douchey what Frasier did to Camille but no need to go there, man!  You have kids, dude!  STOP IT!

It's bad enough that they're gonna Google your skanky ass and find all those skin flick stills from the 90s...let's not make this any uglier than it needs to be...  

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season Two Update

The ladies of Bev Hills are back to filming, kickin' ass and takin' names!

The original gangstas are all back (thank god) including Kim Richards and Kyle Richards Umansky - Paris' aunts who totally aired their stinky shit at the end of last season in an explosion of TMI.  Thought Kim would decline - would've put money on it - but I would've lost.

But aye!  Two new "ladies" are coming to the party - Dana Wilkey (a friend of Taylor Armstrongs) and Brandi Glanville (LeAnn Rimes' arch nemesis and twit-pic feuding ex of her husband, Eddie Cibrian) - but the originals would've been more than enough, crazy-bitch-drama-wise!

Camille Grammer is in a custody battle with Frasier, Kim and Kyle are trying to unfuckify their messed-up sibling relationship, Taylor Armstrong just got divorced and is now citing Russell physically abused her, Jiggy fucking rules and Adrienne and Lisa will most likely continue to take being a businesswoman to a whole new level of awesome.

Not sure about this Dana chick - never heard of her - did a quick Google search on her and she seems to be a party planner/product placement guru who is engaged to a dude named John Flynn.  She appears to be somewhat of a BFF to Taylor and was even the one who planned that ostentatious party for little, unaffected Kennedy.

Brandi Glanville on the other hand is going to start some serious shit!  She is a pretty no nonsense model who may or may not still be a woman scorned after that idiot Eddie Cibrian humiliated her by publicly cheating on her with LeAnn Rimes and her low self-esteem.  She is also the one who was all buddy buddy with Cedric when he left the show after last year which I'm sure is a gnarly thorn in Lisa Vanderpump's sophisticated side.  No news yet on if he will film - hopefully we get a lot of that hot piece of ass Mauricio this upcoming season though - DAY-UM!

There is a preview available but you'll have to go to Bravo to check it out...for some reason Andy Cohen hates Canadians and we can't watch anything Bravo online - bastard! 

UPDATE:  Got my grubby little hands on the trailer - you're welcome...

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Kelsey Grammer is Going For Full Custody

Poor little Camille!  First she became the most hated housewife in America, then Kelsey took up with some homewrecking stewardess byotch and now Frasier is going for full physical custody of their two kids!

Bad year for assholes, eh?

Camille says, "Kelsey is being insensitive to our children," and her stupid friend Allison DuBois (yes, that's the same stupid friend who went absolutely fucking crazy in the Dinner From Hell ep of the Housewives of Bev Hills) says, "Camille is an excellent mother, and Kelsey truly doesn't have a leg to stand on. Good luck with that battle Kelsey, you are going to need it."

He says that these bitches are crazy and should not be around children did not give a statement.

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Frasier is Married

Kelsey Grammer married Kayte Walsh yesterday at the Longacre Theater in New York City, where Kelsey recently starred in the Tony-winning revival of the musical La Cage aux Folles.  (You know that play that idiot bitch Camille said he was in because he was a crossdresser on Howard Stern?)

The lovely Camille sent her blessings along with the couple's son, Jude.  Their daughter, Mason, didn't attend because Camille is a spiteful bitch she had a talent show to go to.

Congrats Boo!  I hope the fourth time's the charm! 

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Camille Grammer is About to Up the Ante

So, Camille is clearly a bitch.

Yeah, yeah I get that her husband left her after 13 years with two kids she doesn't really seem to like for a younger chick but there's no need for the shit storm that's supposedly about to hit.

Radar Online is reporting that Camille has a truckload of dirty little secrets on Frasier she is planning to reveal as she grows more and more bitter about the divorce with the $120 million man.  Seems Frasier not only likes to wear women's clothes but prefers to have sex dressed as a woman and there were even pics that surfaced a while back showing the star in some compromising sexual scenarios.

I'll admit, it seems a little freaky deaky but whatevs...you go girl!  I'm a strong believer in the bedroom being hands off...like fight club...the first rule of the crazy shit you do in the bedroom is you don't talk about the crazy shit you do in the bedroom.  Seperation of church and state people!!!

No matter how pissed you get at someone you shouldn't go and write a tell all about their weird sex things.  Especially when there are two kids in the mix.  Bad form Camille.  Bad form.

Camille Grammer Implies Kelsey Grammer is a Crossdresser on Howard Stern

Oh no she di'int!

The vapid, stupid, soon to be ex-wife of Frasier, Camille Grammer, has gone and opened up on Howard Stern's radio show about the Broadway star and his penchant for dressing in women's clothing.

Now, obviously I was not too surprised when Niles finally came out of the closet on The View to a clucking bunch of hens but this...this would shock me a little.

(Not that there's anything wrong with that, if you're a dude and you want to go ahead and dress in women's shit you go nuts...that's your deal.  But for a trophy wife to go on one of the highest-rated Sirius shows on the radio and imply that he is doing so is in bad taste.  Wife or not, it's not her place to tell anyone anything about him.)

The 90s porn star never outright said it but she definitely implied it going on to say some generic shit like "Kelsey is all man", "I'm not saying it" and "He has a really small waist" in lieu of having any class.

His rep shot back "While it is not clear why Camille Grammer continues making public statements about her marriage to Kelsey, it is crystal clear that Kelsey will continue not responding, regardless of content."  See, even for a dude who used to rival Charlie Sheen in the crazy-hooker nights department he still stands taller then this former Playboy hoochie.  Booyah!

Camille Grammer Quits Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Oh snap!  The reunion taping must've been bad!

Notorious Bev Hills housewife Camille Grammer has quit the show allegedly just hours after taping the reunion.  She hasn't released any statements thus far, but being that she is a complete idiot who was busy feuding with Paris' aunt about nothing and getting a quickie divorce, she might not have had much free time recently.

Now, anyone who watches this garbage (I myself am obsessed with Housewife drama) know how these housewife shows work...they tape everyone being rich and fabu and making drama with other rich and fabu people, not to mention taping their less-then-stellar fuck ups and bad parenting and take it all at the end and smoosh it together using the most fucked up footage as the headlining act.  Then they have a reunion show where they all berate and judge each other for being fuck ups and fight like tweens fight over Justin Bieber...DIRTY!  It's hilarious!

Being that Camille is going through what appears to be a nasty divorce with one of my fave actors I want to cut her some slack...it must be a lot for her...and her kids...

But if she takes him for all his Frasier bucks I'm going to put aside my feelings of false empathy and go back to hatin' on her.  Woman behind the man my ass!  Bitch wouldn't know how to make him a cup of coffee before work!  The divorce is still ongoing but Frasier wants it over with asap so he can marry the homewrecker he was banging behind Camille's back.  I hope he keeps most of the moola and she has to get her stripper heels out of retirement.  If the show has any sort of semblance to reality, our dear Camille deserves nothing less.