Zac Efron and Ashley Tisdale Caught Getting Their Make Out On

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Oh no!  What about VaneXXXa Vanessa Hudgens???  Pfft...

I don't really care about these rich idiots (Zac was ai'ight in that 17 Again flick though) but the idea that Mr. Disney Teen Idol was seen cavorting around with his ex-girlfriend's BFF is so...naughty!

Pics have surfaced from Ashley's 26th birthday party where the two were "caught" having sexy time complete with piggy back rides and sucking face.  Dirty!

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She tweeted, "So happy zacary made it to my party!!! He's my brother/best friend!!!"  Brother!?!  WTH?  Yeah, I've kissed my bro like that too, dude...right before I shot myself in the fucking face!

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A source close to the horny 20-somethings says that the two are strictly platonic.  E Online reports, "They are good friends and have been for years. Ashley is dating Scott Speer. He was also at the party."  Um what?  I smell a threesome...

I'm just going to say blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-a-alcohol because YOU SHOULDN'T KISS YOUR BROTHER or a dude who you think of as a brother!  Hear that Angelina!  Stop it! 

Meanwhile, VaneXXXa spent most of last week monitoring all her crotch shots online...

Zac and Vanessa Back Together?

dListed.com is reporting that Zac Efron and his beard Vanessa Hudgens are back together.

Yawn.

A source has said, "Vanessa was bopping around with her arms up while Zac had his hands all over her. Vanessa had a smile on from ear to ear and the two were inseparable after that. Zac sat in between her legs and she wrapped her arms around him. They were making out on and off for the last hour or so until closing. They acted like there was no one else in the room."

Bopping?  Who the fuck is this source?  My grandma?

Anyways, the Disney supercouple could've just been hooking up for a Little Mermaid marathon in Vanessa's hotel room or something...crazy kids these days bopping around and what not...too soon to tell what's really going on.

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens are Dunzo!

Zac Efron and his beard girlfriend, the less-famous, naked-pic-leaking Vanessa Hudgens, are no more!

After 4 years of strutting around LA like their shit don't stink  the two have ended their reign of perfect PR terror and gone their separate ways...although they both say they are going to remain close friends we all know what's going to happen once Lindsay busts out of rehab clutching a Red Bull and itching for a comeback - she's gonna at least tap that ass for some good publicity!

It's a sick machine in Hollywierd, one running on scandal and publicity - and no one plays the game better than Linds, break out your Sharpie markers and prepare to make a shirt that reads Zacohan - this is going to be the next big couple to watch.