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All right -
Dancing with the Stars revealed it's new cast this morning but I was hungover to SHIT so I didn't post it yet. Thank god for AC Slater on
Extra for reminding me! Mad props Slater! On another note, way to help save Jesse Spano from herself when she was all hopped up on those heroine-type coffee pills - that was some good shit buddy!
Anyways, I ate a whack of bacon and feel a bit better so here comes the list!
Chynna Phillips will be dancing. She was in the 90s supergroup Wilson Phillips who fucking RULED when I was a kid and got me through my tween years much like I imagine Bieber gets these new, supertweens through theirs. I'm sure she's done something since that and I think she married a Baldwin (Billy Baldwin - FYI for those of you too young to be on my blog is Serena van der Woodsen's dad!!! So OMG and all that) but who cares!!! Wilson Phillips!!!
Ron Artest is also on the roster, I don't know who the hell that is but apparently he is a Lakers player who also raps and is known for his "sometimes eccentric, outspoken behavior." Don't really care about him...NEXT!
Ah! Now we have Elisabetta Canalis - she dated George Clooney's fine ass for 2 years and I've read in a few shitmags that she is all Fatal Attraction on him now - minus the boiled rabbit - sending him care packages with Italian food and tittay pics in them or something. I'm pretty stumped as to what she does now besides wear a wedding dress around her house and try to catch her own bouquet. But I do know that bitch needs to stop ridin' George Clooney's tail! He's certainly stopped ridin' hers! (Oh snap! Buuurn! See what I did there?)
Included this season as well are J.R. Martinez, a soldier who had 40% of his body burned in Iraq (he now acts on the soap
All My Children), Carson Kressley, the fashion expert on
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, s
occer star Hope Solo and Chaz Bono of Sonny and Cher Bono (though he used to be named Chastity.)
Kristin Cavallari also joins this season and I LOVE HER! Most well-known for being on
Laguna Beach bitchfighting LC over Stee-Faaan she was also the star of
The Hills in it's final season. And hey, she got to bang Brody so...THAT IS MORE THAN ENOUGH!!!
Next we have professional loud-mouth asshole, Nancy Grace. She will probably sue me and/or yap aggressively in my face about trash talking but I am willing to take that chance! If any of you guys see her around do me a favor and kick her in the crotch for me! Ugh! Just sooo UGH!!!
Rob Kardashian, the one that doesn't make mommy dearest any cash, is dancing this season as well and will most likely spend most of his time name dropping his sisters...Oh and get this shit! I was watching one of those crappy entertainment shows and on it he said his mom made him do it! What a d-bag!
Ricki Lake is a contender for the disco ball trophy and if you don't know who she is you need to stop reading this and go watch the original
Hairspray IMMEDIATELY! She was also the host of her own talk show for over a decade and I, amongst MANY others, took much joy and delight in repeating the words Go Ricki over and over again. Her show was also the first place (on film anyway) to use terms like,
Don't go there! and
Talk to the hand because the face don't want to hear it! Classic shit!
And the
one who's going to win last one is David Arquette. He's obvi an actor (Hello!
Never Been Kissed lol) and was also Courtney Cox' piece for about a decade. Arquette, to me, is better than all this fuckery but whatevs...if he wants to dance, let the bastard DANCE!!! He's a pretty fun dude and should be good for a few zany clips.
That's it, that's all. Don't expect to see to much on here about
DWTS unless the show shits out some mad celeb scandal because frankly, I think that this sort of show is what the french call, les crappe.
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