Linda Hogan and her Boytoy Broke Up

Poor Linda Hogan...I hate her, y'all hate her, Hulk's fans hate her, Brutus the Barber Beefcake hates her...

And now she is alone again.

Yes, after four years of dating it's being reported that she and her boytoy - Charlie Hill - are no longer humping each other on stacks of Hulk's hard earned cash.  Aw!  Don'tcha just hate it when impossible relationships don't work out?

The two had just appeared on VH1's Couple's Therapy and apparently that shit don't work so they parted amicably deciding to no longer dye each other's hair platinum blonde ANYMORE!

Stay away from the Hulkster, bitch!  No rebound for you!

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Nekkid Hulk Hogan Pics Hit the Internet...

The Hulkster's nekkid ass has hit the web!

TheDirty.com has nabbed some screenshots from the Hulk Hogan sex tape and put the bitch on blast!  So rude!

The Hulk's lawyers have his big, muscly back though and are firing off C and D letters to anyone posting the images.  So far, Nik Ritchie (the owner of the Dirty) hasn't removed them.

Their main complaint is that the Hulkster didn't give his consent in making the sex tape and apparently that makes using said images a felony in the crazy ass state of Florida.

Go check out the pics if you're into it, they may not be up long.  You don't really see anything and shit is pretty grainy, I couldn't even tell he was nekkid lol...LINK.

I don't really like to snark on celebs unless they do something stupid that warrants a joke or two, and I actually feel a little bad for him that some byotch taped him without him knowing...but I guess thems the breaks...

Watch out for shady bitches, guys!

Tiger Woods anyone?

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Hulk Hogan Accidentally Made a Sex Tape

Whoopsie daisy!!!

Early this morning TMZ broke the story that a Hulk Hogan sex tape was being shopped to a major porn studio. According to Harvey and crew, some of the footage they saw included Hulk getting undressed in front of a naked brunette on a bed.  Oooh!  Naked Hulk Hogan...*shivers*  More importantly, they say homeboy has a thong-shaped tan line!

Awesome.

Hogan says that the tape was "secretly filmed" without his permission and that he will take actions to make sure it's never sold.

I smell a legal drop kick coming on, bruthas!

Stay tuned...

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Hulk Hogan Suing Linda For Saying He's an Abusive Gay Man

Hulk Hogan is super PO'd about ex-wife Linda's book, Wrestling the Hulk: My Life Against the Ropes, because in the memoir she reveals things like Hulk choked her and was verbally abusive.  In a radio interview promoting the book, she also made some scathing allegations that he was all sorts of gay with wrestling buddy Brutus Beefcake...so, now he's launched an 18 page lawsuit for defamation against her.

I'm not a huge fan of Linda and I grew up wearing a foam Hulkamaniac finger on my hand and waving it around like a damn fool so it's safe to say I'm a big fan of the Hulkster, but if the claims of abuse are true, that's truly sad for her and unacceptable for him. 

That being said - not buying it!  Linda, for some reason, seems to feel a need to destroy the Hulk by any means necessary and that apparently includes selling him out in her memoir for bank.  She's already gotten more than 70% of the guy's assets and she's still going for the damn jugular!

Whatever happened in that marriage needs to stay it's ass in that marriage!  I got enough fake marriages to "keep up with" right now.

UPDATED 12/12/11:  Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake has confirmed that he will launch a suit of his own against Linda over the gay allegations she made back in June.  He says, Linda was lying when she said he and Hulk engaged in homoerotic behavior.  He also said, "I've known [Linda] for almost 40 years...but when she starts trying to ruin our careers, it just aint fair...Hulk is a tremendous person...a great man who deserves to be happy."

Word!

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Linda Hogan Takes The Hulkster for Almost Everything in Divorce Settlement

Sonofabitch! 

Linda Hogan is an asshole!

A settlement has been reached in the long-running and VERY tumultuous Hogan divorce and it ain't pretty for Hulk (even though HE'S the one who earned ALL of it.)  And yeah, yeah, I know the whole chick theory about the woman behind the man being worth more because she "runs the household" but I'm sorry - no broad deserves more than half if she didn't make a dime of the money - I don't care how many times she made him breakfast. 

The initial reports say it's shaking down as follows:  Linda got 70% of all liquid assets, 40% ownership in all his companies, $3 million in a property settlement and $7.44 of the $10.4 mill he has in the bank.  She also got a Mercedes, a Cadillac Escalade, a Corvette, a Rolls Royce and a bunch of off-road vehicles Hulk the two had purchased. 

Who the hell is her lawyer???  Was it the dude who got Casey Anthony off or what?  Holy shit! 

Even when the divorce initially went down Linda snowed him for a mint.  The poor guy was living in the damn beach house he bought her while she kept literally everything else!  He's said many times he would even see her little boy toy bitch driving around Clearwater (FLA) in his cars with his dogs!  Oh Snap!  I would've leg dropped the MF!

The thing is wrestling (especially when these old school wrestlers were at their peak) was/is no joke.  It ruins these guys bodies if they do it long enough - Hulk is now suffering from horrible back issues (he's had eight surgeries trying to correct it) from wrestling all those years and he's got nothing to show for it now that Linda took it all.

Evil, evil woman!

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Brooke Hogan Says Her Perverted Dad Hulk Isn't a Pervert

Ah, remember the good old days when your dad could rub suntan lotion on your upper thighs, look at pictures of you nekkid and marry chicks who look identical to you and no one gave a fuck??? 

Yeah, neither do I!

Don't get me wrong, I looove me some Hulk Hogan.  I watched that magnificent bastard fight Andre the Giant and shit!  I was there for the whole Scary Sherri/Elizabeth debacle and yeah, I may have even squirted a tear or two when she unexpectedly died - and what? 

Yeah, we go waaay back, me and the Hulkster, but he's really starting to creep me out!

Brooke unveiled a new portrait for Peta the other day (you know that campaign where they get hot chicks to strip so they can fund their biz and keep throwing red paint on the Olsen twins?) and who was there but dear old dad - my childhood hero - Hulk Hogan.

Now I'm not saying dude has ill and VERY WRONG intentions about seeing some of his daughter's side boob from time to time but let's not pretend it's not a little bit grossmethefuckoutmuch here.  Let's not play that game, I got shit to do today.

Here's what Brookie Poo said to the "haterz" (lol - dumbass) on twitter:

"Im [sic] SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship! Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!" 

Well I am home, you big stupid head!  So there!

After giving us the finger on twitter I guess we're all supposed to leave her alone - so hey I'll play along...Brooke Hogan will never again be mentioned on this blog again - YOU'RE BANNED BITCH!  Booyah! 

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Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan Fight in the Media

Today was Linda Hogan Day!  Yay!  A holiday...wait it wasn't Linda Hogan Day?

Well, then why the eff was she smacking her gums all over the damn TV today!?!  She popped up like a damn jack in the box everywhere I looked...

Turns out Linda Dearest is hoping to make some bank off a new book about her life with Hulk and some of the revelations ain't pretty!  She alleges that he was abusive to her during the marriage and that he cheated on her.  Oh snap!

A fighter at heart, Hulk phoned in to the Bubba the Love Sponge Show this morning to tell the DJ (Bubba lol) that, "Linda's claims of abuse, which she made this morning on the Today show, are "a cold, blatant lie."  He continued defending himself by saying there's "no reason" to defend himself against Linda, he also called her a "non-issue...still riding on the Hulk Hogan name."

The Hulkster got in another jab saying, "Just take her and put her in the same category with the Iron Sheik and the Ultimate Warrior. They all belong together"  

Ouch!  Checkmate Hulk!  The Ultimate Warrior and the Iron Sheik?  That's fucking harsh, dude.

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