The 2012 Met Gala Barfed Up a Bunch of Fashion Last Night

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Last night the Metropolitan Museum of Art was awash with the beautiful people in all their finest gear.  All the pomp and circumstance aside, the Met Gala is about fashion...fashion and Justin Timberlake's ass...

That sweet, sweet ass...

Let's take a looky-loo and see who shut that shit down and who was just...shut down.

The most beautiful woman in the world wore the ugliest lace dress known to man.

Cameron Diaz covered up her man arms and channeled Helen Mirren for the night.

Chloe Sevigny went for her standard I Color Outside the Box look.

Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy looking all sorts of right!

Christina Ricci had a little mishap here when one dress tried eating another one...

Emma Stone does no wrong, yo!  She's the new Natalie Portman - time's gonna tell on that shit. ;)

Here's a picture of Gwyneth Paltrow pretending she's not older than everyone else.

HATE Jessica Alba...LOVE this dress.  Stupid Jessica Alba!

Jessica Biel wore her curtains and LOOK!!!  There's Justin Timberlake's fine ass!!!  Gratuitous Justin Timberlake picture topless in black and white coming up >

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Oh yeah!  That's the stuff!

Back to the Met though...Kristen Stewart wore this ridiculous shit and forwarded that memo right over to...

...Mary-Kate Olsen who threw on some mad black satin - lol WTF is this?

I'm guessing that Sarah Jessica Parker sent the aforementioned Wear Ridiculous Shit memo.  Yikes!

Rihanna can't really look bad, but I've seen her look hella better.

This is Rachel Zoe's skeleton covered up in loose white bandages.  Someone should prob call 911 ASAP...

Giselle Bundchen Brady looks fine as hell but I can't even look at Tom Brady any more.  #AntiFauxhawk

And the WTF award goes to granny panties herself, Elizabeth Banks!  That is not a good look, dude!  Thatisall.


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Rihanna's BOOBIES!!!

Rihanna brought the ladies out again...

While strutting her shit over to Da Silvano a couple of nights ago she unleashed the amazingness that are her tittays on us...

Behold Rihanna's BOOBIES!

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Chris Brown Takes a Break from Douching Up Twitter to Go to Rihanna's Birthday

Chris Brown is such a douche!  Not only on Twitter but in interviews, while doing GMA, during other people's high profile birthday parties...I could go on and on...

Sure, he just won a Grammy - which he then tweeted was the "Ultimate Fuck You" to his haters (he's since removed the tweet - classy!) - and apparently the women of the world care more about his sexy swagger than his violent tendencies, but he's still totally damaged goods in the court of public opinion...

The one person that has forgiven him may be the only one he gives a shit about anyway...it's his victim - Rihanna.

The supersexy singer just had her birthday party and guess who was on the guest list???  Fisty McBeaterson, that's who!

Supposedly, Brown did not want anyone to know he was partying it up with his vic so he tried to get his handlers to obtain confidentiality agreements from all the other partygoers...

The fuck?

His people did get most of the signatures but not all and TMZ caught wind of the incident today.

Meh, it's her life.  It's more her place to forgive than ours...but for us I feel like it's just too hard to forget that he did this!  While screaming in her face that he "had nothing to lose" (which it turns out he pretty much didn't - sad.)

It's still hard to swallow...

On a lighter note check out her cake!  It's her riding a huge blunt lol - gangsta bitch!

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Rihanna's New Tats - THUG LIFE, Bitches! - PICS

Rihanna is so fucking cool!

She uploaded a few pics of her gettin' inked to twitter yesterday and check out what the superstar got done at an LA tattoo parlour...

She also tweeted a pic of her drinking beer and getting something on her back.  Sooo badass!  I love it!  Seriously, if I were a lesbian - I'd hit it.

Here she is with freakin' MACHETE!!!  Tongue out!  I do that in pictures!  I'm like RIHANNA'S twin!!!

TWINSIES!!!

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