And the woman who took the actual photo of the poor old lady worked in the old age home she lives in!
Such...an asshole.
Here's what went down > Two New Jersey women were charged with invasion of privacy last Friday after posting an x-rated pic of an old woman to Facebook. The woman who worked at the home was Helian Williams - she took the offending shot with her cell phone and then sent it to her (probably ex) friend. The idiot friend then posted it to Facebook.
Who does that?
The facility was CareOne in New Jersey and though they boast of their "refined decor", "elegant accomodations" and the assurance that they will treat old fogies with "dignity" on their website, I wouldn't send MY ma there! She's Filipino and they are SUPERPRUDES! She would just DIE if a muff shot got out!
The two dumbasses were obviously caught and Williams was fired. They are both facing the invasion of privacy charge which carries a five-year sentence and $15k fine.
Check out the stunt she pulled the other night at the Oscar party of Oscar parties, the Governor's Ball.
Here's the lowdown...
Sean Young (who was a pretty big deal back in the day - Blade Runner anybody?) got arrested for assaulting a security guard outside the Governor's Ball! For those of you not in the know so to speak, the Gov's ball is a big effin' deal after the Oscars. It's like a mixture of pretentious Wolfgang Puck cuisine, BOTH of Angelina's legs and usually Leo! LEO!!!
Young was allegedly outside the swanky event she wasn't invited to taking pictures with A-listers on their way in - um, WTF, bitch? I'd feel bad for her but I save all my pity for starving kitty cats, not washed up desperado celeb wannabes.
Apparently, Missus Crazypants nabbed some pretty sweet shots of herself posing with Saint Angelina of Pittopia and Sandra Bullock to name a few. She promptly shared them to Facebook in a bold (yet super lame) power move and then the amateur paparazzi/former movie star was promptly placed under citizen's arrest by a member of Academy security.
Ha ha - Citizen's arrest? People do that shit?
Anyways, she had said she wasn't bothering anyone so they should just leave her the hell alone but when the guy grabbed her arm to place her under citizen's arrest (lol) she smacked him away...and ta-da! That's assault, brutha! She got released on $20K bail and insists that footage from X-17 will exonerate her.
Young continues to insist the Academy will issue her a public apology any day now...most likely the day that monkeys fly outta her butt.
Christ! Thank GOD that Michaele never went ahead with that fake surrogacy she was yappin' about to Harvey Levin a whiles back...the only positive thing I can say about this ho is that she never pro-created!
As many of you know, hot on the heels of escaping from the hot damn mess of lies she made with turdy Tareq Salahi, Michaele was able to find love again...very publicly...with the dude from Journey. (Actually she cheated on Tareq with him so it kind of overlapped.) Ain't marriage grand?
So I was thinking, Oh shit, dude from Journey! Don't date her! She's going to bleed your ass dry! but alas, she must put out a lot or something because he's continued wooing her bony ass and has been buying her copious amounts of panties and Bentleys.
But hold up! Turns out HE may not be the sucker here...
Allegedly, yesterday Schlong Schon took down his FB account because he sent out a GD awful picture of himself pulling an Anthony Wiener and taking a peen shot in his shitter....BAHAHA! Seriously, all you can see is him, his cock and the fucking toilet!!! Priceless! The kicker is, he was supposedly trying to send it to another chick!
The anonymous poster Tareq said, "THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, yesterdayNeal Schon had to delete his Facebook account due to Michaele Salahi not liking the fact he is a major FB creep. Neal Schon sent this picture to a married woman and her husband actaully [sic] intercepted it. And now, it is my gift to Tariq [sic] to embarrass the hell out of Michael [sic] and Neal."
Oh snap! The pic is embarrassing! Dude's all tan and shiny, standing there in front of his toilet, trying to cheat on Michaele...
(And sorry, I would've embedded the pic but Nik Ritchie's lawyers are no joke about that shit. Just hit that last link.)
UPDATED 19/12/11: Oh snap! Schon freaked out and went all legal eagle on The Dirty. The pictures and post have been removed. Story HERE.
Ack! Set your accounts to NO PORN, Facebook friends!
Facebook is being hacked by a bunch of jerkoffs trying to ruin our good times! I just want to play useless apps and take tests that tell me which Twilight star I'm most likely to marry!!!!
The hackers are pretty intense and are blasting the site with nasty ass images. Gawker (one of the first to report on the attack) had a user say this:
"They appear as updates on your news feed, but they're attributed to users who have nothing to do with their being posted.The pictures are REALLY graphic — a closeup of a woman fingering herself, an erect dick, etc.Facebook seems to be at a loss as to how to stop this from happening. It's kind of funny, but also scary when you're at work and your boss walks past your computer just as a giant cock appears on your screen."
True dat! I work from home so I can look at all the porn I want (I don't) but even so, I don't particularly want a huge cock showing up on my monitor either.
These attacks typically work by:
Tempting the user to click on some fake feed item (often resembling a Facebook post, such as a post stating that a user joined a group).
The attacking image/text contains a link that drops the user on a page that makes it look like they logged out. Often this can be a multi-stage process to dupe the user, e.g. display a fake group page that looks identical to a real Facebook group, which when users click the button to like/join redirects them to a login screen resembling Facebook's normal login prompt for users in such events.
Once the attacker has your username/password, they use softbots to log into accounts.
The softbots post feed links pointing to the attack page(s).
So don't click on ANY weird shit ai'ight!?!
I'll defriend you so fast your Farmville cows'll be spinnin' for days!
Kat Von D threw up quite the little fuckyou note on her Facebook page aimed at outing her ex-fiance/current dumbass as a cheater (which we all already knew - duh.) In the note she says he's had his filthy peen in 19 women!
Really ladies? Whose still bangin' this jackass? Knock it off because you're making us ALL look bad. Ho.
Anywho, check this epic airing of dirty laundry out!
No word yet on what Michelle "Bombshell" McGee thinks of all this...
Jennifer Christine Harris was arrested because she's a crazy bitch who allegedly set fire to the home of her old buddy Nikki Rasmussen (while she and her hubby were sleeping no less.)
Apparently the two ladies had been fighting...on Facebook.
So dumb.
"Things were posted on Facebook," The Detective said. "Jen asked Nikki to create an event on Facebook for a party. Nikki did that. As the date for the party approached there were a lot of ‘declines,' on Facebook, the detective said. It was looking like the party might be a bust. The dispute apparently blossomed. So when the garage went up in flames, Harris became the first name that occurred to the victims."
When an officer straight up asked Nikki about Jen, she said "… [they] are no longer friends due to a dispute over Facebook...Jen is angry with her because she ended their friendship on Facebook."
The couple is all right and the dumb chick who takes Facebook waaay too seriously is being held on $100K bond.
Facebook is taking over the world!!! Mwa-ha-HAAA!!!
This is a little creepy, n'est pas?
Gawker is reporting that, "Facebook just announced plans to build a giant data center 60 miles south of the Arctic Circle in Sweden...According to the AP, the data center will be located in the city of Lulea. It will be 300,000-square feet, and cost an estimated $750 million."
Paging Dr. Evil...
What the fuck is this about? I'm a twitter gal so I only use Facebook to rip jokes in the status line and make witty yet immature comments on my friend's drunky drunk pics so I don't know how much growth is really going on?!? I do hear that Farmville is quite popular...
Bottom line is that any sort of "base" built into a mountain or glacier or whatever in the middle of nowhere is shady shady...
If any of you guys wake up feeling like there is a fucking computer chip in your heads and/or having just uncontrollable urges to play Mafia Wars, seek medical attention ASAP because apparently we are now living in a James Bond movie...
Women are so fucking crazy now! I don't know if they feel Oprah abandoned them, or if it's stress or the fact that Susan Lucci's show got cancelled or what? Come on ladies! Crank some Beyonce and get yo' shit togetha!
So, my cautionary tale of the day in terms of sweet internet love is about a woman (obvi) named Cheryl Gray. Gray is a 50-year-old, unemployed paralegal, single mother of one. She spends her days on the internet playing hours of that stupid game, Mafia Wars. That's where she met Wylie Iwan, a 35-year-old mouth breather who works at Applebees and has two sons. Allegedly, Iwan romanced her cougar-ass on the internet, spoon-feeding her such sub-standard guy bullshit as "...conversations with [her] were the highlight of his day" and how he was "...falling in love with [her]." He even created a private Facebook page where they would converse for "...an hour plus in the morning online and three, four, five, eight hours at night every day." Damn! Who the fuck is taking care of these three kids??? Farmville?
So, this guy sends her a list of gifts he wants her to send him totaling approx. $1200...AND SHE SENDS THEM! Dumbass! Then six months into the pseudo-internet-only relationship, she planned a trip to go see Iwan. Gray was going to travel from Michigan to Seattle...she bought plane tickets, reserved a rental car and a hotel room, and bought tickets to the Mariners' opening game. Thing is, a few days before the trip, Iwan said he "met someone else." Well, hell hath no fury...
She's now pretty pissed off, Iwan told The Seattle Times that she started a "hate group" about him on Facebook and "called him an online predator." Gray says that he "defamed her" in front of their 300 Facebook friends.
"This isn't revenge, you know this is a situation where there was injury, there was financial injury, there was emotional injury..." She told the Times. She's suing for $8k in damages.
Never ceases to amaze me that people will completely trust someone they meet online! And of course, the way human nature now compels one to sue the prick, instead of taking the hit for being a naive dumbass.
Yeah, and maybe monkeys are gonna fly outta my butt.
The self-proclaimed MegaFox is claiming (and posting all over the goddamn internet - or internets as the uneducated George Bush calls it) pics of her stupid mug that supposedly prove she never messed with her dumb face.
These are the pictures she posted on Facebook under the title, Things you Can't do With Your Face When You Have Botox. Maybe she should've included a page on Things you Shouldn't do to Your Fucking Face!
These half-assed photos are supposed to prove that she never did anything to her face, but when your face looks completely different than it did before it's a little obvi, dude! And what the hell is going on with the lip situation??? Jesus Christ!
I effin hate Heidi Montag, but at least she keeps it real! Back scoop operation lol! Who does that? Sooo whack!
Image Via www.blakelively-style.blogspot.com and www.facebook.com
When Jason Valdez held a woman hostage for 16 hours the mofo took time to update his Facebook page and even add pics! The page is still up and is drawing mad comments from the general public - with some of his family chiming in with supportive eff you type posts...Crazy thing is while he was posting these eerie-ass updates his fam and friends were supposedly watching the news or down at the scene and using Facebook to warn him of what the cops were up to outside!
Police were attempting to serve a warrant for a felony drug offense to Valdez, a known criminal, when he barricaded himself and a female hostage in a motel roomin Ogden, Utah.
There were 6 updates written during the standoff (not necessarily in order):
"I'm currently in a stand off wit these shady azz niggaz from old, kinda ugly but ready for whatever, I love u guyz and if I don't make it out of here alive that I'm in a better place and u were all great friends."
"Sorry I meant to put opd..." (He even corrected his spelling mistakes! Nefarious!)
"They shut our phones down but were okay, everyones comments mean alot. But how this ends is on the cops now. And my HOSTAGE as they call her is perfectly fine and holding it down wit me."
"They shut down all power and our phones are dying but I'm keep letting u all know I'm okay til these foolz make some dumb fuckin move! Told em ill come out WHEN IM READY!!!!
"Got a cute 'Hostage' huh." (This one accompanied a picture of him and some chick who sure didn't seem like she was being held hostage.)
"Well everyone im letting Veronica go here real soon but this is the end."
"Well, I was letting this girl go but these dumb bastards made an attempt to come in after I told them not to, so I popped off a couple more shots and now were startin all over again it seems..."
Eerie! I was ready to make fun of this guy and call him an idiot who played Mafia Wars one too many times, but the amalgamation of man and internet is just really freakin' me out, man!
The police ended up blowing up the walls on his hotel room to get to him and when SWAT team stormed the motel room, Valdez shot himself and is now in critical condition.
My status update right now says something about checking under the toilet seat for spiders...but I don't like to "put it all out there" like this guy does.
And he's about to kill everyone on Facebook!!! AHHHHH!
So, I don't listen to this fucking guy because I like good music but I guess a crapload of "haterz" have been dishing out some good old Haterade with a big ol' side of Bitch Flakes on his FB page because he can barely keep his panties dry about it!
Be warned this guy's goddamn mouth is filthier than mine and though I would never use racist/homophobic slurs he apparently has zero problem using them himself.
He posted the following tirade of crazy shit on his page:
"WHO THE fuck "likes" an artist on facebook who they dont LIKE. DUMB ASS"
"If you dont like ME or my music UNLIKE the page and let the people who do enjoy their artist giving updates and music out. shit getting out of hand now. GTFOH you stalkers"
"how can you say "i hate you" blah blah blah. when you are on my page that doesnt make any sense! it sounds crazy you are stalking a person who you dont like WTF kinda sh*t is that. no life having bitches"
"haters are so fucking stupid! "i dont like soulja boy so im gonna like his facebook and wait till he post a video to be the 1st one to comment" n***a get the fuck out of here go get some pussy and stop being a lame"
"pussy ass white boys make me sick man. LET A BLACK MAN SHINE AND DO SOMETHING POSITIVE!!! DAMN YALL ALREADY GOT MONEY AND LIVING RIGHT STOP HOLDING US BLACK PEOPLE DOWN TRYING TO DO SOMETHING POSITIVE WITH THEIR LIVES! YALL BEEN fuckING WITH US SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME. if I don't like a artist im not going to like their facebook and talk to them. use common sense and stop being stupid."
"IM TIRED OF WHITE PEOPLE DOING US LIKE THIS MAN!! THEY TREAT US SO WRONG!! fuck THEM MAN ON GOD!! fu*k THEM FOR LIKING A BLACK MANS FACEBOOK JUST TO TALK shit!! fuck RACIST I HATE YOU"
"Maybe I finally said the right shit to get these racist to unlike my page. Fans i'm sorry you had to read this. but we must take a stand. they WILL not treat us like this any longer. I dont give a fuck."
"I'm gonna keep talking sh*t to these white f*ggots until they unlike my page. fucking weirdo stalkers!"
"just unlike my page and shut the fuck up. let my fans enjoy me. All young black people dont let these faggots discourage you from your dreams! you can be anything you want! DESPITE them always trying to hold us down and talk shit! WE ARE GREAT"
"if you are saying "soulja i dont like u now" i dont give a fuck i dont want u on my page anyway. I am going to speak my mind forever. and if something is not right ITS JUST NOT RIGHT! I can't help it i'm a real person with feelings. fuck a hater. and fuck a racist. out."
Whoa homey! Slow your roll, ya little bitch! IT'S EFFING FACEBOOK! That's what jackholes do on FB! And PS - there's no need to go there about the "pussy ass white boys..." not letting "...A BLACK MAN SHINE!" I'm pretty sure the pussy ass white boys are the one's buying your records dude!
UPDATE (14/06/2011): He was hacked! Supposedly...Soulja Boy told TMZ today that, "I wanted to clear the air and let everyone know that my Facebook got hacked. I had administrators on my account that no longer work with me. The hackers used these old accounts to post hateful messages. This was not done by me or anyone on my team and I'm upset that I am being labeled as a racist and homophobic person." Hmmm - not sure I buy it but if he was hacked he should definitely Superman dat ho! (Whatever that means...)
Hmmm, perhaps a 5 second Google search is not the best way to fact check shit - could be time for me to consider employing some better controls! That's what I get for believing every freakin' thing I see on YouTube!
So, remember this shit? Apparently the bitch tricked us! I was bamboozled!
The jerk confessed to the Telegraaf that the viral video was a publicity stunt for a stupid company that makes gifts using Facebook profile pictures. Bitch said it was just a temporary tattoo that washed off.
Now if I can't trust a YouTube video of a ho getting a tat that doesn't leave any swelling or redness, what can I fucking trust anymore?
Sorry about the erroneous posting! I am looking into ways to improve my crack reporting skills!
What, what? Bungled and the Botched does not "like" this!
I would've screwed her by posting a picture of a diseased vagina or a portrait of Tori Spelling's ugly tittays right before...but I think I may have some issues...
Anyways, some broad in probably Florida decided that getting tats of ALL of her FB friends on her arm was an effin' great idea because oh yeah, she went there, and of course, I have some video...Enjoy!
What a waste of ink! Makes me wanna hit the damn unlike button on this whole stinkin' planet!
UPDATE 09/06/2011: Whoopsie - was a publicity stunt! Check it out.
Sean Parker, an effing rock star in the tech industry, has put a ring on his girlfriend's finger.
Perhaps more famous for being portrayed by Justin Timberlake in The Social Network these days, Sean has been around since the 90s - he was actually a kid hacker in 1996 when at 16 he managed to break into the computer networks of numerous multi-national corporations and even military databases...in 1999 - at 19 - is when he helped co-create Facebook. Check out my favorite article about him here.
Well, now Parker is now engaged to Alexandra Lenas, a New York-based singer/songwriter.
These two airheads (who are both teen moms, natch) got their I'm Sorry's on via FB and both seem fairly apolegetic about the whole beat down. Check it out...
Nice to see they kissed typed and made up. Glad to see that the internet is being used for more then just watching Two Girls, One Cup.
And fighting is never the answer ladies!!! Use your words like a big girl!
If you're like me it may surprise you to see that Michaele Salahi has over 10,000 Twitter followers and over 16,000 Facebook friends. Could it be that a nation that once shunned her is coming around? Or maybe she is winning us back with her vapid stare and circular logic?
Nope, neither. Turns out the crazy bitch is just buying up Twitter followers and Facebook likes! Man, they're going to have to start spelling Sham S-A-L-A-H-I!
ViralSo, an Internet Marketing Agency is a place that people go to buy followers and fans on Twitter and Facebook respectively and guess who's a client?
A page on FB called Tell the White House Party Crashers to go Away - that has since been TERDED but was dedicated to exposing this slackjaw (and did a pretty darn good job of it) had found a pic of the plastic princess on the site page for ViralSo - which has since been edited out - and they had posted the above screenshot before they deleted her ass away like so many of us wish we could do.
Though the site's services don't exactly break the bank, doesn't the gruesome twosome owe like, everyone on the planet money??? They should pay their bills, not pay for this garbage...Who's paying for those white limos and Sparkle the horse? My God, Sparkle needs food and care and stable money! Where the fuck is SPARKLE!?!
Stop being a famewhore and go get a job! Enough of this fuckery! Christ, my cat probably has more real fans than her and he's a complete asshole who pees on the floor.
Image Via TelltheWhiteHousePartyCrasherstoGoAway -FB PAGE
So, last night the usually boring Oscar ceremony was yep, pretty boring, even though it was laced with hot young stars and armed with a mission to draw in younger viewers. Yeesh, you'll need to do better than James Franco to do that!
Anne Hathaway was her charming self and gave me some shits and giggles when she performed a re-worded rendition of Les Mis' On My Own to Hugh Jackman, but the show as a whole was a snoozefest based more on fashion-watching than acting achievements. Here's what happened if you missed it - in no particular order at all.
Helena Bonham Carter gave her usual middle finger to everyone by dressing like a homeless person would dress if they were going to the Oscars - natch!
The chick who won Best Supporting Actress for The Fighter got all gangsta and dropped the F Bomb in her acceptance speech
Justin Bieber went to an after-party with his woman, Selena Gomez and (gasp!) held hands - BFD! talk to me if you find them screwing in the bushes behind the theatre or something...
Aaron Sorkin (one of my fave writers) won for Best Adapted Screenplay for Fincher's Facebook extravaganza - he's come a long way since being busted on his way to Vegas with a wackload of shrooms, baby!
Christian Bale almost forgot his wife's name in his speech - guess, he ain't getting laid for a while...
Trent Reznor took home an award for his work on The Social Network - that's right! You must call him Oscar-winner Trent Reznor now while listening about wanting to fuck people like an animal.
Some other shit went down but that's not important...and then, I imagine, they all took there little fallic-shaped awards home and felt all gooey-good inside about themselves before they started picking out outfits for next year.
Gawker.com is reporting that Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has moved into some newer, more secure digs.
After giving a tour of his ho hum home to Oprah and numerous pics hit the web, Zuckerberg decided to move out of his old rental and into a new lesser known one. His new house looks about as interesting as his old house did though...yawn.
Now I'm not saying that you need to buy a McMansion and have a cookie cutter "MTVcrib" but come on now, you're worth about 6.9 billion bucks dude! Buy a friggin house with more then 4000 square feet, at least get something in a gated area - aren't you afraid someone's gonna jump yo' lily white ass and roll you for your girl scout cookies? Won't somebody think of the cookies???
According to the Daily Mail, which is about as reliable as Michael Lohan, rumors are spreading that pedophiles may be the ones behind the 'change your profile picture to your fave cartoon from your childhood to join the fight against child abuse' campaign bandwagon that many are jumping onto on Facebook.
Puh-lease! Though the campaign is fairly pointless and dumb and as far as I can see just serves to get people Googling old cartoons and reminiscing with each other about how much they used to dig She-Ra, I'm pretty sure that it's not a group of pervs behind it.
It does seem a little weird that no one will cop to creating the online pages, many of which do seem a bit sketchy, but I'm sure even if it turns out to be one of those fake ones that are cropping up all over FB it's all good. The only downside seems to be the crazy fighting on the walls of these pages - yikes! People commenting are getting out of control and they're hittin' below the belt - Keep it clean people! These aren't your parole officers you're fighting with!
Since it seems the only ones benefiting from the campaign is Google (they've been inundated with searches for 'old cartoon characters') I'm kind of thinking it was one of those super-genius geeks over there, trying to drive traffic to their site and/or mess with people at the anti-Google, arch-enemy Facebook!
If you must check out the page, this one is apparently the official one, but the wall is super R-Rated! You've been warned...it's filthier than my wall and that's saying a lot.
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