Good Will Hunting House For Sale

Nah, movie buffs it ain't the craphole apartment that was in the flick, or Robin William's shitty shack either...no, this was the actual place that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck (more Matt Damon) scribed the award-winning screenplay.

How do you like them apples?

The crib is described as being "...built in the 19th century but has since been redesigned as the 2,187 square feet creative beehive it is today. With four bedrooms, two bathrooms, wood floors and fireplaces for days, and beautiful views of L.A. below, it seems like the perfect Hollywood respite."

Yes, but where was the smush room????

The house is selling for a $779K if anyone wants to get in on the action...me, I just like real estate porn and daydreaming about a world where Matt and Ben are single and easily accessible under one roof.

Applesauce, bitch!



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Bald Matt Damon Goes all Good Will Hunting on Reporter

Applesauce, bitch!

When a very bald Matt Damon was asked (kind of ignorantly mind you) about teacher's motivations at a Save Our Schools March (natch), he took the reporter over his knee and spanked her with his words.  But that's not the funny thing...

Damon goes all Will Hunting on her ass telling her that she is describing an "intrinsically paternalistic view of problems that are much more complex than that."

He went on to say, "A teacher wants to teach.  I mean, why else would you take a shitty salary, and really long hours and do that job unless you really want to do it?"  

Touche!  Go on with your bad self!  

His mother was in tow (she's a teacher - I'm pretty sure BFF Ben's mommy is too) and she looked none too impressed with the reporter and her crew.

Matt also slammed the cameraman who tried to somewhat stick up for the reporter and dropped the S bomb on him as well.



God only knows what the hell that crying clip from Good Will Hunting is doing in there - I personally would've inserted the "How do you like them apples?" clip where he belittles that Fabio-looking motherfucker.  But hey, if I got my way with everything Fluff wouldn't be bad for you and my boyfriend would let me have more than two cats - I looove cats!

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