There is a Book Called "Celebrities With Big Dicks"

And how am I just finding out about this now???  Ear to the ground, man!  Gotta keep that ear to the GROUND!

Over on Amazon.com there is a book that costs about $17 dollars that supposedly tells us who has the biggest celebrity dicks.  Well, thank god!  I cannot even tell you how many hours I have wasted thinking about celebrity cocks...pfft!

The book was edited by a chick named Dana Rasmussen and she is the prolific mind behind such other literary masterpieces as Stuff Jewish People Like, The Badasses of Young Entertainment and Demi Lovato and her Struggle with Bipolar Disorder.  My favorite part of the cover (aside from the picture of cocks) is that she says that the book is from "high quality Wikipedia articles".  Since when is Wiki talkin' diki online?    

Check out what Amazon says of the book >

Please note that the content of this book primarily consists of articles available from Wikipedia or other free sources online. Everyone loves a big meaty dick. This book looks at some of the most well-known people in the world known to have giant dicks. 

Take a look inside to read all about penises, boners, cumming, the man with the biggest dick ever, and so much more. 

Also read all about what it's like to have a tiny dick or what medical professionals call "a micropenis." 

This book is a must-have for any dick lover. 

Lol - Dick lover?  And micropenis?  Really?  I'd rip on that more but sometimes shit is just too damn easy that you just gotta put it out there and walk away...

THIS is a prime example of one of those times.

(Oh and PS - Liam Neeson?  Who knew?  Good for him!  WERK!)

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Jay-Z and Beyonce Called Their Baby Blue Ivy

Seriously.  They called her Blue Ivy, like she's a freakin' comic book character or paint swatch or something...but hey, celebs seem to be having some secret contest to see who can name their kid the weirdest shit or something and Jay-Z has more money than God so...I'm just going to go with it.

It all went down in New York on Saturday (I've been on a bit of a New Years leftover booze bender up in here so shit is gettin' reported late.  My bad.)  Beyonce had a C-Section and both she and the kid are fine.

They are saying Ivy stands for IV as in roman numeral 4 - the number is the date of both their birthdays.  God knows what Blue is for...Maybe she likes to give Jay-Z mad blue balls (which is not cool according to mah man!), maybe it's their fave color, maybe it's just because it's the color of the damn sky...who knows?  The point is, just because the name is shitty and stupid doesn't mean that the kid is gonna be any less badass and disgustingly rich.

So go on, girl!  You're set for life, little Blue Ivy!

Congrats to Beyonce and Jay-Z!

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Jay-Z Doesn't Want His Daughter to be Like One of Those "Rich Socialites"

Amen brutha!  99 problems and all that...

When asked about parenting recently, Jay-Z said this of his upcoming diva. 

"Providing — that's not love. Being there — that's more important. I mean, we see that. We see that with all these rich socialites. They're crying out for attention; they're hurting for love. I'm not being judgmental — I'm just making an observation. They're crying out for the love that maybe they didn't get at home, and they got everything. All the material things that they need and want. So we know that's not the key."

They ARE crying out for attention!

Attention starved little bitches!

Thank god he's not down with creating another Kim K.  My ass can't take that shit!  I swear I can pinpoint the shitty current state of the world to when Paris got famous.

Some time when I'm not so busy, I'll let you guys in on some of my theories...

Minds will be blown.

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