8.06.2011

Tareq and Michaele Salahi - We're Having a Baby!!!


Oh Jesus Christ NOOO!!! 

TMZ is reporting that the White House crashers are looking for a human womb to implant their devil spawn into because Michaele has fake MS...Um - yeah - Anyone got a gun handy?  I think I'm done.

And what's with all the TMZ coverage on these two lately?  Is Tareq paying off Harvey Levin with bogus wine tours or what???  Actually, maybe that's where Sparkle went!!!  Harvey loooves animals!  Sonofabitch!  I think I may have just broke that story! 

Enough of THAT fuckery though - Michaele continued to spew a toilet bowl full of bullshit to TMZ saying, "...she wants to go with a surrogate because she suffers from multiple sclerosis ... and she worries that her condition combined with her age (45) ... is not safe for a baby." 

Um, yeah...fake multiple sclerosis can be super hard on fake pregnancies!  Pfft! 

Michaele also told the website, "I'm overjoyed with the hope of starting a family and the blessing of love and peace a child will bring to our lives."

Bitch please!  The last thing these jerks should be worrying about is the 'love and peace a child would bring' - they need to pay their fucking debts to people and apologize to the White House for being douchebags...

Or just fade away already...that'd work too.

Image Via www.newsday.com

1 comment:

  1. Wait, she's having a baby with the horse?

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