Half a Million People Signed this Petition to Get Trump Outta Macy's

Lol - Ouch!

Trump's having a helluva couple of weeks!  First he barfed out that superfuckingcrazy YouTube video basically accusing the POTUS of being a lying fraud who isn't even a US citizen, THEN he had a meltdown on twitter when Obama was re-elected (even calling for a revolution and march on Washington!  WTF???) and then he proceeded to throw a bitch fit on anyone out there (anyone famous) who dared to call him out for being nothing more than a billionaire troll with too much damn time on his hands and a twitter account.

Though I kind of live by the "just don't look" adage (though that's harder with a media whore like Trump) it would appear that some people are taking a different approach.  A petition approach!

Just under 5 million people (479704 last I checked) have signed a petition to get the Trumpster's China-manufactured products out of Macy's.  Zing!  They basically call him a racist sexist who doesn't believe in climate change and hypocritically ships all Trump manufacturing to China.  Yikes!

I don't hate Trump (though I think he has a big mouth) I used to actually looove Trump - my ass read The Art of the Deal when I was like 13.  He was a businessman back then though - someone to be respected - seems now all he is is a bitchy twitter account with a bad avatar.

And that's just really damn sad.

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Celebrity Apprentice All Stars - Gary Busey is Back!

Birth certificate fanatic Donald Trump has announced the new "All Star"cast of his precious Apprentice and it looks like GARY BUSEY IS BAAAAAACK!!!

YAY!

Over on the Today show (I was watching GMA because, Hello! It's apparently something called Melrose Monday and I never miss a chance where I might see that clip of Dr. Kimberly Shaw whipping that damn wig off) Trump made the announcement and the list includes:

Bret Michaels - The only past winner on - Doesn't seem fair to me because he already got his but I'll play along.  I just watched some reruns of his slut bus show and it was...different.  (On one ep I saw a chick do a crotch shot! A fucking crotch shot!  If you don't know what that is consider yourself lucky.) 

Country music star Trace Adkins - Country singer = Don't give a shit.

Comedian Penn Jillette - He's a little douchey but I used to be a pretty big fan of that titty show, Bullshit! he was on with his little Silent Bob there, Teller.

Marilu Henner - Chick from Taxi which was pretty awesome...about 40 damn years ago!

Stephen Baldwin - He's a Baldwin...and you wanna know what sucks about being a Baldwin?  Nothing!

Lisa Rinna - Ahhh!  Of Melrose fame - she played this crazy Taylor bitch and used those huge lips of hers to go at it with the lovely yet complex Amanda Woodward. 

Gary Busey - RECOGNIZE!  I love Gary!  He reminds me of a golden retriever or something...all well-meaning and fluffy.  As long as his charity isn't some crazy made up one, I hope he wins.

Dennis Rodman - Basketball Player, banged Madonna, has some cool tats.  He's fiery so I could see him and our next All Star getting into it >

Lil Jon - I liked him when he was on the show before.  He was all chummy with other John (John Rich - the country singer who won season 11) and together they melted my heart with their ebony and ivory vibe. 

Dee Snider - Dee kind of made an ass out of himself on his previous season but we'll see how this run at it goes...at least Debbie Gibson isn't around trying to make him sing fucking show tunes with Clay Aiken.  I NEVER want to see that again.

Claudia Jordan - She held briefcase number one on that stupid briefcase show Deal or No Deal...Bleh.

La Toya Jackson - Traaaainwreck!  I still laugh when I think of that moose bitch Nene calling her Casper though.  Points for that! 

Playmate of the Year Brande Roderick - allegedly she was on season 2 of the Apprentice but I don't remember her at all.  Trump is all Biggie Smalls though in his head I think!  "Life ain't nothin' but bitches and money" and all that...   

Omarosa Manigault - Ack!  Dickhead alert!  Dickhead alert!  Though I totally feel bad that she just lost her fiance (epic actor Michael Clarke Duncan) she's still an asshole.  It's kind of weird she's going on the program so soon after his passing but maybe it'll help her move on.

The Trumpster told the AP, "They're all very smart, and I think they learned a lot from their last go-around...This time, some of them will change their game to fool their rivals - some for better, some for worse." 

The winner will collect $250,000 to donate to his or her chosen charity.

Oh and I just had to do this, man > MELROSE MONDAAAAY, BITCHES!

Stupid Michael Mancini!

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Teresa Giudice Makes a Public Apology to RHONJ Castmates

Hmmmm, interesting...

Teresa Giudice, queen of the tabloid covers, has gone and done something I never thought I'd see...

She apologized!  DAMN!

Anyone who watches the Real Housewives of New Jersey knows that Teresa is a table flipping trip!  She gets super-defensive at the mention on money, HATES on Melissa Gorga like it's her job and refuses to acknowledge the fact that her hubby (who I think is actually really funny) is noooo good.  There's even times that juicy juicebox Joe basically makes it known flat out that he will NEVER be tolerant of her hottie brother other Joe (even calling him a faggot *sorry I hate that word* many a time) she just ignores him and keeps talking about nothing...

Sad > When Gia cried singing that song last season, I effin' LOST IT crying!  And I'm kind of a butchy chick lol!

Anywho, apparently after watching herself on the trainwreck premiere ep of the new season she has seen the light! And a new way to get a paycheck for a magazine cover...

"I wish I could take it all back and start over," she told the 'bloid.  They didn't print much else online so we'll have to wait until the issue comes out to see the "letters"...

I don't mind Teresa (I don't really mind any of them besides that asshole moose Nene and that's only because she's fucking lost her damn mind) but I don't know if this is just too little, too late...

OR too "public" for that matter?

Who picks up a paycheck for an apology???

I kind of miss when Housewives weren't ripping each other's faces off every chance they got...seems like every ep just makes women look like money-hungry poopooheads who hock crappy products now...

UPDATED 01/05/2012:  The editor of the mag says they paid $6500 for the apology letters...

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Celebrity Apprentice 5 Cast Brings a Whole Lotta Who The Hell is That?

Birth certificate fanatic Donald Trump has announced the new season 5 cast of CA and it is a whole bunch of whothehellisthat?  I'm going to attempt to help y'all decipher who's who in this motley crew by utilizing such research tools as Google and Wikipedia.  Sure, they're a little inaccurate, but I'm pretty lazy so...you know, whatevs.

Here are the celebrities in no particular order:

Cheryl Tiegs - Sports Illustrated's number one gal back in the day.  Waaay back in the day.  Ask your pops about her.  He prob used to whack it to her when he was younger.  Just sayin'.   
Patricia Velasquez - Another model.  Apparently, this chick is no joke in Venezuela!  Lol.  She is the latin Janice Dickinson (the first latin supermodel) and played that badass bitch Anck-Su-Namun in The Mummy. 
Teresa Guidice - Oh shiz!  Teresa is a Real Housewife of New Jersey.  A real CRAZY housewife of NJ!  She flips tables, has a disgusting pig of a hilarious hubby and generally acts like an asshole.  I'm not a fan but expect her to be a real hoot.
Lou Ferrigno - This mofo is The Hulk!  Don't make him angry...you wouldn't like him when he's angry.  Hope they don't sit him next to the above lunatic Teresa JewDeeChay and the below Wayne's World star because that boardroom would just BLOW MAH MIND!  Seriously...flashbacks.  You know what I mean ;)
Tia Carrere - She was the hot chick in Wayne's World.  Who gives a shit what else she's done?  WAYNE'S WORLD!  PARTY TIME!  EXCELLENT!  So fucking good.
Dayana Mendoza -  Miss Universe 2008.  Basically another model...yawn.  Apparently, Trump still thinks with his dick a lot. 
Aubrey O'Day - American hobag from girl group Danity Kane.  She was kicked out and now is just an American hobag.
Debbie Gibson - Get in the wayback machine!  This chick is straight up from my childhood!  She was all into singing about "Electric Youth" and competing against Tiffany in the charts.  Shit would be cool if it were the 80s - sadly it is not.   
Victoria Gotti - Do I really need to do this one?  She's one of the original mob daughters...Gotti's little girl.  Rumor is she goes at it with table flippin' Teresa throughout the season.  Doesn't surprise me, Teresa is not exactly known for acting anything but a damn fool.
Michael Andretti - This guy is a race car driver...don't care...Movin' ON!
George Takei - SULU, bitches!  Recognize!
Clay Aiken - Ugh -I don't even know what to say about this douche.  He almost won American Idol but lost to Reuben who is prob dead in a gutter somewhere, he knocked up David Foster's sister presumably with a  turkey baster and sold his coming out story to People mag after his kid was born.  Oh and here's a pic of him for the show:

Um what the fuck happened to his face?  Shit's not right, man.  Shit is not right.
Adam Carolla - Sub par comedian who played second fiddle to Jimmy Kimmel on The Man Show.  Currently being an idiot on the radio.
Lisa Lampanelli - I hate this chick - she's also a comedian but mostly just takes jabs about how disgusting she is on Comedy Central Roasts.
Dee Snider - Hello!  Twisted Sister!!!  'Nuff said.
Paul Teutul Sr. - one of the co-founders of Orange County Choppers which is featured on the show American Choppers.  I don't watch it (it's not on Bravo and doesn't seem to have any dysfunctional housewives in it.  Not my cup o' tea, so to speak.)
Penn Jillette - One half (the speaking half) of comedy duo Penn and Teller.  Big Vegas draw and star of Bullshit.  I could actually see him taking the job or whatever the hell the prize is at the end.
Arsenio Hall - Whoot!  Whoot!  Whoot!  Arsenio is back, yo!  Get your arms ready to go!

I'm not impressed but I'll be watching...

Ugh.  Always...watching.

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Teresa Giudice Cast on Celebrity Apprentice?

If she was she is sooo going to flip that boardroom table...

Life & Style reports that greedy Italian housewife Teresa "Jew-Dee-Chay" Giudice has signed on to appear on the show that Meatloaf cried on The Celebrity Apprentice with none other than birth certificate fanatic Donald Trump.

Money, money, money, mooonnneeeyyy!

No other cast members have been announced and Life & Style isn't exactly known for getting their shit straight so I'm not sure this story has legs.  But if it does they are feisty-Juicy-Joe-lovin'-Melissa-hatin'-legs...mad drama yo.

Seriously though, if he fires her she's going to flip the fuck out.

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Celebrity Apprentice - Episode 9

Best.  Episode.  Ever.

Last night on The Real Housewives of Atlanta The Celebrity Apprentice, all Hell broke loose when the teams was tasked to conduct hair shows...

Nene Leakes was pissed, yo!  And she wasn't taking crap from Star Jones anymore!  The episode started with Miss Leakes verbally spanking Star in front of the client even before the task started.  Too funny!  As possibly the biggest Real Housewives junkie on the planet this was sooo awesome...bringin' her "street game" to the Apprentice Nene was acting a fool like she was at a damn Kim Zolciak concert!  But, I'll get back to that.

Team Backbone pretty much shit their pants when they heard the focus of the task and since John Rich had won the last one it was between Bitchtits and Lil' Jon - they rock, paper, scissored for the PM spot and Lil' Jon lost so Ta da!  He was put in charge.  On ASAP, Nene took on the head role at Star's alleged urging off-camera (that's why she had her panties in a knot because she felt that Star was manipulating who became PM and therefore manipulating who went home each week.)  I also read something about Nene hanging out with Big Gay Al - who was notoriously married to Star for a split second so maybe that added some fuel to the fire.

Anyways, they were to put on a hair show for some dude who isn't Vidal Sassoon and showcase his line of products.  But something very interesting happened next...

La Toya effin' Jackson aka Casper the Ghost came strolling into Trump's office and did her best to get back on the show!  WTF is that?  Bring back Gary not Casper!!!  Anywho, she sucked his dick or something and so he brought her back to join the Team Bareback Backbone at the end of the ep.  Cra to the zy!

Backbone made a pretty impressive move this week when they brought back their own past member of ASAP - Niki Taylor - much to the chagrin of ASAP.  They felt "betrayed" at her helping the men out and rightfully so!  It was weird.

Star seemed to put Nene's tongue-lashing behind her and got on with the task.  The useless Playboy chick Hope was to model alongside Marlee and Nene was to play MC.  The men used Niki to grab a few more top models and with Bitchtits in charge of the lighting, Lil' Jon was set to rock the stage as MC.

Both shows went off without a hitch really, aside from the men's show starting slow and Nene kind of sucking at being an MC.  She left most of the show to the hair guys and took a backseat - she was prob still stewing about Star and how much she wanted to choke the bitch.

Props to Lil' Jon for throwing out Mardi Gras beads to the audience - guy's such a showman!

Let's head to the boardroom!  SPOILER ALERT.

Nene was still fired up about Star and took some more jabs at her, making sure Trump knew that she was a bitch from Hell who was manipulating all the ladies but her.  Marlee did not like this - Hope sat there like a fucking bump on a log because that's what Hope does and the men watched slack jawed at all the catfighting.

Trump stood up for Star, repeatedly saying that he knew her and thought she was a good person with a good reputation while Ivanka jumped on the Hope-is-an-idiot bandwagon and pointed out a few times that she never says anything worthwhile.

Trump announced that the men were the winners because Nene sucked at MC-ing basically and the men's show seemed more put together - even though they didn't rehearse.  I'm tellin' ya - Lil' Jon is a showman!

This is about the point when Casper came strolling back in.  Trump put her with Backbone and asked her who should be fired on the women's team before sending the men out.  She, not surprisingly, agreed with Nene about Star being a heinous bitch and Hope being more useless than she is.  (Last week Star had annihilated Casper in the boardroom, so methinks she was still a little pissed about that.)

Nene picked Hope and Star to come back and join her to lip synch for their lives, sorry wrong show,  to fight for their place on the team and Marlee was sent back upstairs to the suite.

When the "ladies" came back in the showdown was on.  Star versus Nene!  Ding, ding, ding!  The fight they have been teasing this season since the beginning.  It's not even fair to have Hope in there with these effin' barracudas!  Even though Nene was a megabitch to Star though she still said she'd rather have her on ASAP than Hope as long as the animosity could subside.  Ouch!  That, coupled with Casper's endorsement of Nene, seemed to make up Trump's mind.

He looked at Hope - said something cliche about her being very successful but not being in her world - pointed that finger at her and said it, "Hope, you're fired."

I usually end the recap there but it should be noted that when Star and Nene headed upstairs they showed them (through a doorway) shaking hands.

Can't wait for next week!

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Celebrity Apprentice - Episode 8

In this particularly Trump heavy episode the Gary Busey-less teams were tasked with creating a four-page ad for a hotel collection.  A Trump hotel collection.

Oh and the Trumpster took another chance to push his fake run for President asking the teams if they'd vote for him.  Guess who said they wouldn't???  No one!  It's Trump mofos!  That's why he's such a dick - because no one tells him that he should go suck it and stop ragging on and on about that damn birth certificate.

Anyways, Star Jones took the lead for the ladies this time because she's a pretentious asshole who thinks that she knows everything about luxury and John Rich headed BackBone because, well basically because no one else wanted to do it.

Star starts off with some superegos at war because Nene and La Toya are still being dickheads to each other and refuse to go run errands together.  Nene is pissed because La Toya said she wouldn't call her after the show was over and La Toya is La Toya and doesn't really get what's going on in reality so she's screwed in a pissin' match with Nene and plays her dopey puppy-dog act to get out of her bad graces.  They do make up and that's that.  Star should be President!  No wait...I mean Star should get a medal!

They meet with the execs - who in this case are the sassy and sexy Ivanka with her big ol' brain and some other suit.  They outline the task as a 4 page Trumptacular ad where each ad can stand on it's own.  Oh, and they don't want anything ho-hum or cliche.  They want something fresh and that screams Live the Life.

The ladies go with a trite theme of gals lunching, gals in bathtubs and gals getting presents.  Pretty creative shit!  And the men go with exactly what Ivanka and the other dude said not to go with - a butler-looking fool with a towel on his arm, a couple of hotel shots and a Hell of a lot of copy.

Meatloaf is charged with shooting the pics, John Rich is in charge of copy and Lil' Jon is putting it all together.  But here's a twist...John Rich and Lil' Jon are best friends now!  Isn't that nice?  Buddies!  As far as they seem to be concerned Meatloaf is the new Busey so his days are numbered.

On ASAP, Star is in charge of everything and nothing at the same time.  See that's how a smart lawyer rolls, yo!  This way if one shoot is the problem she can blame Nene or Hope or whoever was doing that shot...

Nene and Star get into it a bit when Star doesn't give her much time to do her Playmate bathtub shot because Nene and La Toya were late coming back from errands.  Don't fuck with Nene!

Cut to the presentations - The men are pretty good here.  They do a nice job incorporating personal experiences with highlighting the luxury of Trump's hotels.  The women are...not so good.

Star gets it in her head that they are putting on a damn show and though she does most of the talking - she lets the women each say words intermittedly throughout like elegance and luxurious.  It's super weird and pretty lame.  As La Toya says in interview - Corny.

Trump meets with the execs and we head to the boardroom.

SPOILER ALERT.

The teams check out each other's ads.  The women made some mess of cluttered pictures and words which one exec compared to an ad for a strip joint or something and the men had their simple images and massive copy to show off. 

Trump reveals that there really was no winner!  They both pretty much lost because of the general crappiness of the ads!  Oh Snap!  Trump has to pick a winner though so with the execs he picks the men...go Team BackBone!

Star is shocked!  Not since Barbara Walters told her to fuck off or whatever on The View has she been so shocked!

Trump starts in on the ladies and they go at it - Nene and La Toya blame Star, Marlee blames La Toya and Hope sits there looking hot and vapid.  Nene also takes this opportunity to tell Trump that everyone kisses Star's ass much to Marlee's shock.  I have to admit though La Toya is quiet and Hope looks like she's afraid Star is going to eat her half the time I don't think they're kissing her ass.  I think they're afraid of her.

Star chooses La Toya and Nene to come back in with her to face The Donald and when he questions her about the choice of Nene - Star basically cops to wanting to get La Toya out and the fact that Nene and her are team Screw La Toya.  And it works.  Trump just can't seem to see little La Toya (who has laryngitis at this point no less) being strong enough to go forward and fires her.

La Toya does hug Nene on the way out so it does in fact appear like they may be friends after...yeah, and Star lost all that weight by doing yoga...yeah right.

I miss Gary.

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Celebrity Apprentice - Episode 7

Brought to you this week by the letter O...just kidding brought to you this week by Omaha Steaks!  Yum!

On the Celebrity Apprentice last night the two teams were tasked with cooking up some demos for the popular meat company.  Hope (the invisible Playmate) took on being PM for the ladies and Gary (crazy as fuck) took the lead for the men.

It all started off well enough, but soon John Rich was all up in Gary's face yammering about how he thinks that Gary is a "sabateour" (something he kept saying throughout the episode).  He seemed to think Gary is crazy like a fox and was gung ho about calling him out on it randomly!  Gary's little, peeny brain couldn't comprehend what was going on so he just randomly started the task with choosing the meat-centric name guy to cook the steaks even though Meatloaf (aka Bitchtits) can't cook!  Whatevs, eh Gary?  Who gives a shit?  The good thing in his mind seems to be that he made a decision like a big boy!

Hope picked a few of her lovely ladies to cook which I think was a way better strategy (but let's not kid ourselves here, Gary didn't seem to be strategizing shit.)  And the women's chefs included Nene making some lobster, Star whipping up a healthy meal and La Toya grilling a steak burger.

Note:  La Toya did not want to make a burger though!  She has "had chefs her whole life" and apparently has only "done an egg" whatever the fuck that means...and she wants to make steak!  But no one listens to La Toya so she made a burger...weird thing about the cooking demo is that the men live-cooked where the women didn't - not too sure what Playmate's think a cooking demo is but apparently they think it involves showing an audience pre-cooked food.

This is probably as good a time as any to talk about how John Rich got his panties in a knot about Gary calling him "Boy" off camera.  I'm not sure I totally believe this though.  And if Gary did I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have meant it the way that bitchboy Rich took it.  Gah - get over it, dude!  There are worse things you could be called then boy.

Now the demo is really when Gary went all captain insano - fueled by some sort of strange need to tell his awful and longass stories he did just that.  He talked and talked and talked and talked...about nothing mostly but trust me it was something to Gary.  I get where he was going with it, but he was doing it all wrong.  Now - the boardroom...

SPOILER ALERT - SHIELD YOUR EYES LEST YOU READ A SPOILER!

The women won the task and rightfully so.  What with BackBone's team leader being unable to stuff tissue paper into a shoe box, requesting specially seasoned steaks from Omaha Steaks, misspelling "absolutely" on the menu and talking about kites like he owned stock in a kite company.  It wasn't even a fair fight...it was just a massacre.

The guys staying true to form, threw Gary under the short bus again.  Rich brought up the "Boy" comment, Lil' Jon was just flustered with the craziness and Bitchtits pretty much had a mental breakdown.  Donald tried to stick up for Gary in a sweet way (even though I feel he exploited the Hell outta Gary for ratings- he's obvi sick, yo!  Let's not put brain-damaged people on TV and laugh at them, you know?)  Anyways - Trump did stick up for him but the team was sooo Hellbent on sending him home this time.  And they finally succeeded.

The golden-haired one whipped his hand up and pointed at the poor kite-loving Gary...you're fired.

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Celebrity Apprentice - Episode 6

Break out the sun tan lotion!  This shit is gettin' hot!

Last night on Celebrity Apprentice, the teams were challenged to think inside (or was it outside?) the box to create a street marketing idea for a sun tan company - Australian Gold.  The outline was clear, the execs wanted brand integration, use of the logo, tag line and their cuddly koala mascot featured.  La Toya would lead the women and Sugar Ray would lead the men.

Challenged with first coming up with a concept for their dick in a box advertising display, Sugar Ray got all jazzed up about pirates because someone said the word treasure (Johnny Depp fetish anyone?) and La Toya wanted fun!  Yes, I said fun.  La Toya used her peeny little idiot brain to determine that the ladies needed to have a theme of "fun".  Whatever the fuck that means???

Anyways, so now with their (ahem) concepts - they meet up with the folks in charge of Australian Gold...I thought Snooki was going to walk in with Pauly D and their "sick tans" but alas it was just some suits...boring Trump...or was it?

It would have been if Gary Busey (God bless his little crazy heart) hadn't told said suits that he was horny in so many words.  Bad Gary!  Baaad!  After telling the suits their product made him feel sexual (keep in mind this was in a weak bid to become their spokesperson - yeesh) and embarrassing the men one more time the teams peaced out and went to work on their boxes.

The men started on their stupid shipwreck box like they were in "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Has-Beens" and the women started their "fun" box.  NOTE:  It was pretty much at this point that La Toya determined fun=beach - um okay, not too generic and uncreative there dumbass!  She did throw a winter theme in last minute to make it different, but the team just came off looking like a bunch of jerks with mixed messages and weak marketing.

Oh and apparently, thinking is not the only thing La Toya doesn't do well, she also can't add.  With that asshole Star Jones in charge of the money and budget, La Toya continually wanted the numbers to suit her...no matter what they were.  Come back to planet earth, dude!  This is NYC, not Never Never Land Ranch!  Star tried her best to explain that 2+2=4 but La Toya could not comprehend it so she just blamed all the women of trying to eff her over because she is project manager.  Defiant bitches!  Why wouldn't they just go get the crapload of sand she wanted, strap it all onto Nene like she's a fucking work horse and STFU?!?  Gawd!

Both boxes went up and drew somewhat of a crowd.  The men chanted like they wanted it to rain, the women ignored their playmate and boasted lesser models in bikinis having...what else?...fun!  Mad fun!  When Don Jr. came to check in on the women, Nene wasn't exactly feeling La Toya as her fearless leader.  She not only threw her under the bus - she chucked the bitch!  In full on Koala gear no less!

Now, we're off to the boardroom...SPOILER ALERT - DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED YET! 

After some hooing and hawing from The Donald including chastising the women for not parading Hope (the ignorable playmate) around half naked - he announced the women's team had won!  Fun for everybody!  Wahoo!  The men were slightly shocked and I have to admit - so was I.  Sure, they didn't have a koala (strike one), they didn't really use branding to their advantage (strike two) and they had Gary Busey telling the execs how horny he was (strike three - Yer Out!).  But the raceless-looking La Toya can barely talk and walk at the same time...guess her team got her through...

The women went back to the suite where the Nene versus La Toya fight came full circle.  La Toya said she was hurt by NeNe’s comments in the boardroom and felt NeNe was personally attacking her. To which NeNe gave Trump a hard on by repeating the show’s tagline: “It’s not personal, it's just business.”  Nene went on to say, don't act like you’re the reason we won, because you’re not” adding if La Toya couldn’t handle the criticism she should “go in the bathroom and hide. Don’t try me – ever!”  She's right, yo - this chick would BURY La Toya!  I watch the Real Housewives and she'll choke a bitch down!

Extra points for Nene for when she blurted out, “I worked my ass off while you sat there and looked like Casper the Ghost. Disappear, ghost! The only reason you’ve gotten this far is because of your last name. You faked it for 50 years. You are very old and you need to be your age and not 12.”  Lol - "Disappear Ghost!"  So rude, but sooo funny!

But back to the boardroom, the guys do their best to get rid of Gary but Trump isn't stupid!  Who's watching this shit to see what Sugar Ray will do next?  Not too many!  But what will Gary do next?  Who the fuck knows?  And we are all watching his silly show to see!  When Mark admits that he was the one who pushed through the pirate theme it's over.  O-V-E-R!  They lost on theme - not because Gary was going around trying to stick his dick in everything...so with a sharp hand movement the Trump's hammer came down..."They didn't like the theme, Mark, you're fired."

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Meat Loaf Versus Gary Busey On Celebrity Apprentice

On the Celebrity Apprentice, Meat Loaf got his Chris Brown on and verbally spanked (more like sodomized) poor, crazy Gary Busey over...wait for it...art supplies!

What the fuck is that about?  Art supplies?!?  Is this Kindrgarten?  Where am I?

Poor Gary was just trying to get his paint on and draw some real purdy buffaloes...yeesh!

Methinks something else was brewing in Bitchtit's head getting him all worked up because I could see him stewing in his own juices from the beginning of the episode - sure, Gary's annoying and he spells out words with other words way too much for a person who isn't insane but come on - it's Gary!  He's all brain-damaged and shit - give him a break! 

After freaking the Hell out about Gary stealing his finger paint or whatever the fuck, in the boardroom Bitchtits did say that he found his supplies and Gary didn't do it.  What a jerk!  If that wasn't enough for poor Gary's monkey heart though, all the guys on his team ended up throwing him under the short bus!  Gnarly!

SPOILER ALERT:

Marlee Matlin - who I looove - stuck up for Gary via that crybaby translator and he was spared the deadly evil firing pointer finger of Trump and his hair.  Phew!

It was that smarmy but brilliant jerk Richard Hatch that went home to await his next jail term...crazy show. 

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Donald Trump Presents Fake Birth Certificate

What is wrong with the Donald?  I used to be such a fan!

Ever since getting on the idiot train and professing that he is one of the weirdos that believes that Obama hasn't provided his birth certificate leading him to believe he is hiding something (IE - that he's not an American citizen) he has been fielding questions about where his is at.

SIDEBAR:  For the record Obama has provided it - just not the long version.

Well, the Trumpster provided his own the other day and it looked like some fake ass shit if I do say so myself!  It was some strange, chicken-scratched piece of garbage from the Jamaica Hospital in NYC.

The Smoking Gun has now confirmed that the certificate is phony stating that, "...he provided the conservative web site with what he purports to be his birth certificate.  Except the document is not an official New York City birth certificate, but rather a document generated by Jamaica Hospital, where Trump's mother Mary reportedly gave birth in June 1946. Official birth certificates are issued (and maintained) by the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene's Office of Vital Records."

Hmmm, weird.  Is Trump hiding something?  Maybe that he is a robot conceived by a brilliant businessman to take over the world?  Mwahahaha!  Or maybe he doesn't want us to know that he was born to a three-legged prostitute mother from Yemen who placed him for adoption to the Trump's under the guise of him being a miracle baby...who the fuck knows?

Point is - tit for tat Donald or no tit at all!  Shut your mouth about the B.C. and stop pretending to be running for President...it's annoying me.

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Celebrity Apprentice - Episode 2

This season of the Celebrity Apprentice is getting all sorts of ugly!

After a ho hum first episode where the most exciting thing was Gary Busey not turning his cell off during the boardroom and Jose and Dionne acting like jerkoffs, the show is getting a little more scandalous.

Richard Hatch - who eviscerated little David Cassidy in the boardroom and sent him packing much to Jose Canseco's chagrin, is going back to the clink.

This arrest is stemming from him not paying the IRS taxes on his winnings from the first season of Survivor.  He had already spent 3 years behind bars for the screw up but part of the deal when he got out was that he would have to re-file and pay the money owed on his mil.

He never did - God only knows why...the tax man doesn't forget about this shit!  Hatch maintains his innocence...

SPOILER ALERT COMING...IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH LAST NIGHT DON'T READ THIS.

On the actual show, the women's team got all sorts of nasty last night on their PM Lisa Rinna - that Taylor chick from Melrose Place - and had her fired.  They pushed her into the role of PM (possibly knowing they were going down) and then "threw her under the fucking bus!" as Rinna so eloquently put it in the boardroom.  And I have to agree.

From the get go the ladies (and I use the term loosely) were defiant bitches who claimed to want direction but then turned into assholes when she delegated tasks...and WTF is with Star Jones and Dionne Warwick???

The task (writing and performing a children book) went all haywire and bitchfest 2011 ensued when the talented Marlee Matlin offered up the idea of creating a deaf-themed story of belonging.  Apparently, Dionne Warwick hates deaf people because she went on the attack saying that they're pitied in society and essentially the storyline would be awkward as all Hell for little kids.  Methinks Dionne was just into her own idea because when she came up with her lame ass concept of shyness, the crazy bitch wanted credit on the cover!!!  Where does she think she is?  The psychic friends network?  Suck it Dionne!  As lame people like to say - there is no I in Team.

Speaking of crazy bitches - Star Jones picked the teeny, tiny font of the book and therefore thought she wrote it...huh?  And so she started hooing and hawing about how the book should be credited as written by her!  Have they ever seen The Apprentice?  The whole deal is that you do this shit as a team.  And what would be the benefit of getting credit anyways?  Dionne should've used those psychic powers she used to claim she had and ripped people off with to see that credit doesn't matter...and for that fact - shit, why doesn't she use some of her psychic friends to tell her who the fuck is doing what on the men's team and who's going to win?

She's all old and shit - she may as well save her time.

Anyways - the claws are out and look out bitches because Nene Leakes is in town...and I watch the Real Housewives...she's not afraid to choke a bitch down!

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