Sexiest Man Alive Bradley Cooper Was Supposed to Be The Crow?

No, Bradley Cooper was not in line to play the actual Crow from the first movie but a reboot of the badass yet sensitive crooner who is out for revenge after a group of thugs rapes and kills his girlfriend...

Interesting...

Cooper dropped out as did the director but not before some initial drawings with some concept art were made for the flick.  Check them out:

I was a fan of the first one and every now and then my man and I say, "It can't rain all the time" and shit but it's probably better this crap didn't happen - reboots are RARELY a good idea.

Oh yeah, I may as well mention here since I'm not going to post on this singularly but dude was just named, Sexiest Man Alive by People much to the chagrin of Ryan Gosling fans who insist he should have beaten out the Hangover star.  I don't really give a shit.  If you ask me they're both a couple of sexy bitches and I don't think they care about their rankings on a sexy list but you go on fans!  I too know what it is like to truly love a star - sadly though Ryan Reynold's does not return contact...

But I digress...

RIP Brandon Lee!  Your dad was so fucking DOPE!

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Is J. Lo Banging Bradley Cooper? Part Deux

Oh!  I see your sexy ass in there J. Lo ya bitch! 

God help us all, Bropez MAY be happening!!!  (This is part two in a unknown part series find part one here.) 

Jennifer Lopez and Bradley Cooper were spotted together again after having a previous dinner date about a month ago.  That date had been described by her rep as a "business meeting" but we all know those guys are full of shit and only leak what they want about their clients.  This time they were seen sitting in his car near her Calabasas home.  Now, if that doesn't scream We're fucking!!! I don't know what does.

A source close to Lopez says, "After their date in New York, Bradley and Jennifer stayed in touch...She likes him."

Duh!  He's breathtaking! 

Story developing...I'm going to make this pseudo-relationship my top priority until something more interesting comes along.

Which should be any second now... 

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Is J. Lo Banging Bradley Cooper?

Not sure, but she IS eating with the Hangover hottie and in the gossip world, that's pretty much the same thing.

In Cooper's latest non-relationship he's been linked up to the original gangsta of the big-ass revolution, Jennifer Lopez (hear that Kim?  That was before you wuz all that, girl!  Ah, remember the world before it was turned into Kardashian Inc.'s main headquarters?  I miss that.) 

But I digress...

These two sexy bitches were spotted at pretentious restaurant Per Se in New Orleans getting their grub on and allegedly being "romantic" with each other.  Not sure what that means, don't really care.

People.com however tells a different story saying that Lopez was only out with Cooper because she is asking him to play opposite her in a remake of Overboard (yes, the Russel/Hawn movie and yes, they are remaking something else because Hollywood's creativity growth has been stumped by reality stars and celebrity sex tapes.)

In another point of faux celeb scandal, it would seem that Will Smith's production company would be helming the project- and that would lend credence (although very, VERY little of it) to the Smith/Lopez/Anthony love triangle garbage that's been floating around the blogosphere on a small puff of possibility.

So in cessation - I'm going to go with...she's not banging him.  Not her type - even though his name lends itself quite nicely to celeb name mashing.  Brennifer, Jadley or Bropez (my fave) would work just fine and dandy!

Don't steal those names though!!!  Patent pending, bitches!

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