Kanye West Douches Out at the Grammys...Again

Haha.  Killer boots, dude!  Fashionista my ass...

Last night at the Grammys, Kanye and Kimbo (wearing a velvet suit and a housecoat for some reason) continued being awful, selfish people by throwing this years winner of Best Album, Beck some mad shade for not being Beyonce.

'Ye didn't full out pull a Taylor Swift on Beck but did make sure to take his shine and put it back on him, his good for nothing wife and that photo-shopping obsessed Beyonce.



But aye!  It wasn't enough for Yeezy to just do that.  He NEEDS the people to know that what he thinks is what they should think so he went on one of his super moronic rants about how his favorite music should be EVERYONE'S favorite music and fuck y'all if it's not, you deaf peasants!

He then proceeded to rip all the E! logo decals off the mics lol.

That's deep, yo.

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Kim's face is priceless through most of it.  She's thinking, "Fuck, I told him not to say this shit.  He told me he was gonna say all this shit in the car and I told him not to say it..."  

What's the deal anyways?  Do they like have to send Kanye tickets or what?  I'm not into banning people from shit but I am into limiting the number of stupid people that are around and I think maybe next year...

No tix for Kimye...He can rant and rave to his vadge-flashing wife at home.

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Shit I Missed - Playing Blog Catch Up

I've been out of commish for a few months so Imma go ahead and give y'all a recap before I throw down any new posts.  I call this...*drumroll*...Shit I Missed.

Holding for applause...

Part One - Stupid People Do Stupid Things

So Justin Bieber is like this close to being shipped back to Canada where he'll be sipping on some mad Tim Horton's because it's colder than Lindsay's film career up in this bitch.  He's in hot water for a number of charges ranging from egging his neighbor's house (causing 20k in damage) to smacking a limo driver in Toronto.  JB seems to be trying his best to be a bad boy alas all his wannabe thug act has yielded him is a stupid looking mug shot, an arrest record and a bunch of late night chuckles.  Here's a tip JB - you can't be a badass is you've ever sang a song called Baby Baby Baby to a bunch of screaming tweens and/or came from Stratford which PS is like a breathtakingly scenic cultural wonderland of a town to grow up in.  For realz, I grew up near there, they hold friggin' Shakespeare festivals there and shit.

Miley Cyrus still has low ass self esteem or something and is still insisting on trying to show everyone her lady bits.  Though I do think she's one of the better singers out there (in shitty pop music that is) her talent is constantly obliterated by suggestive titty shots and naked wrecking ball rides.  Poor Miley was possibly poised to follow in Adele and Pink's footsteps but instead has chosen the quick fame route - now she's less likely to have a lasting career but more likely to be spit out the bottom of the porn barrel by her 30s.  Possible porn title...He Came in Me Like a Wrecking Ball.  No one steal that!  Patent pending, bitches.

Speaking of porn...

Part Two - Reality is Stranger than Fiction

In Teen Mom news...Apparently, Farrah Abraham is depressed.  Aw!  Muffin!  This chick doesn't let too many opps to be in the spotlight pass her on by so when her "celebrity" started waning she started talking!  First off, Farrah wants everyone to know she is not in porn...she has never made a porn...and she hates that industry.  Um...YOU WERE IN A PORN!  An anal porn!  That's like supaporn!  Nevertheless, it "disgusts her" that y'all think she was in a porn just because she was in a porn.  Assholes.  ;)

She's also opening up about her parents and childhood once again and says that she was abused growing up.  The non-porn porn star is flying solo on Couples Therapy (I know that doesn't make sense) where she says that her parents (who I'll admit are no treat) called her a bitch and a whore when she was younger.  Farrah claims that's why she doesn't know what real love is.  In all honesty, she's a little too cuckoo machoo to snark on...I feel like this chick may have some brain pain issues so Imma lay off her for a bit.  I hope she nabs some real help...off the television.  Stay away, Dr. Drew!      

Jenelle Evans is the only other Teen Mom people seem to like to know the 411 on.  Well!  This girl is a plethora of fuckery!  If y'all are into the show, after three engagements, one quickie marriage, two or three miscarriages/abortions and umpteen arrests, Jenelle is back and is with that stupid mouthbreather Nathan now.  She had been married to some idiot Courtland but all that poor 'Alnost Fanous' sumbitch got was a quick shout out in the beginning of the premiere and a jail stint for heroin (I'm assuming MTV didn't want to show yet another JE mantastrophe on the show.)  In real time, JE and Nathan are pregnant and keeping it.  But!  In traditional Jenelle dramatics...They both have pending charges, Nathan is currently facing jail time for a DUI and neither have any legal custody of their previous children.

Awesome.  

Part Three - Krumbling Kardashians

Once back in the day, when I was watching this idiot show on a Sunday (I like Lord Disick, what can I say?) PimpMama Kris likened her thirsty ass family to the Kennedys.  THE KENNEDYS!  Fucking Camelot and shit, yo!  You ain't no Jackie O, bitch!  At best you're Ethel and she kind of sucked.

I just threw some Ethel shade.  Feels good to be back...

Anywho, that's the moment I knew it was over...that was the Beatles 'bigger than Jesus' moment, the opposite of the Snooki getting punched moment, the moment when the Real World's Dustin admitted he was gay for pay...

And it's all been down fucking hill since.

The 'unbreakable' *rolling eyes* Khloe and Lamar broke.  She filed for divorce because he's on drugs blah blah blah cheating blah.  They both hold blame.  She was SO desperado!  In one ep she called the place he was working and told them that her Lam Lam needed to eat his lunch on time or he'd get grumpy.  Khloe wasn't a wife, she treated him like Kris treated Bruce, like a mean mommy...and no one wants to fuck mean mommy.

Now the following is ALLLLL allegedly....please place mental allegedlys in front of any sentence I write from now on.

Bruce Jenner is becoming a woman.

He grew his hair and nails long and also decreased the size of his adam's apple so he would look more feminine.

Bruce's sons Brody (Rawr!) and Brandon say that Kris is to blame because she messes with his head.

Kanye West likes fish sticks and Kim Kardashian can't read.

Fin.

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Ack! LamLam Made a Hot Mess "Rap" Video

Oh this is just all sorts of wrong!

Looks like Lam Lam is still taking a break from the non-reality reality of Kartrashian land and has taken up making videos!

I swear they need to start selling computers with breathalyzers...

Lam Lam and that bitchboy Jamie (that dude from Khloe and Lamar's bastard installment of the Keeping Up franchise) took to the internets to post this little nugget of fuckery where the two lifelong friends appear nekkid (at least shirtless), fairly inebriated and slurring their way through some sort of mumbly Joe rap garbage in a bathroom.

Yeah...they're also sweating quite profusely...it's a bit of a whatthefuck sort of thing...

I can barely make out anything these cuckoomachoos are saying but they do seem to mention "bitches" a lot and not being able to "breathe."  You just KNOW that shit's about one of those shady K broads!  He also slurs "When Khloe's out of town, I still be going on the DL."

Ack!  

Don't get me wrong, guy obvi needs help and addiction is def a disease so I hope he gets some help with whatever the hell is making him act up.  So...where's the freakin' cavalry?

Well!

His dad (a vet - mad props and thanks for his service) has been pretty much shunned by the KKlan since he tried to intervene, his baby mama and him have had issues since he married Khloe after only knowing her for 9 weeks, his kids are too young to be involved, Kris Jenner is shitting her designer pants somewhere on damage control and his wife?  The one who has the most "unbreakable" bond with him?  She's on fabu vacations!  (She calls it work but let's be realz.)  His loving wife has been to South Africa, Australia and Amsterdam in the past week.  She's also been SUPER BUSY tweeting pics of the super cute outfits she plans on wearing.

(I'm not even joking - check out her tweets.)

Looks like he's down to his bathroom rap partna Jamie and that guy looks like he doesn't know whether to wind his ass or scratch his watch.

Here's hoping someone steps in soon.  Sucks to see an athlete go out like that. 

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Kimye's Krappy New Video Premieres on Ellen

Hahahaha!  These guys make it just TOO damn easy...

Best parents ever Kim and Kanye Kartrashian made a video together, y'all!  (No not THAT kind of video...)

They made a "music" video which Yeezus (*rolling eyes*) previewed on Ellen.  Essentially it's Kim and Kanye banging on a motorcycle while riding through the desert.

Have fun watching that one, North!

Though the two egomaniacs insist that it's artistic (that's Lady Gagme's line, bitches!) the krappy video is nothing more than a watered down sex tape.  Check it out...(Note - it's pretty gross.  He's thrusting lol and her damn signature mouth agape O Face is all over this shit.)    



I have NEVER seen a dude put nails so quickly into his own career coffin I kind of feel bad for the guy...but then I hear him speak...

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E News is Reporting Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are Separated

Ooooh, if they get divorced she is SO gonna change her name back to Kardashian...

E News (are they allowed to call this shit news?) is reporting that super fertile couple Kris and Bruce Jenner are separated after approx. 8000 soul sucking business deals and 22 years of marriage.

They put out this generic ass press statement >

"We are living separately and we are much happier this way.  But we will always have much love and respect for each other. Even though we are separated, we will always remain best friends and, as always, our family will remain our number one priority."

I don't totally buy this because the fam does dumb crap like this to get press but with two teen kids I'm pretty sure they wouldn't do that.  Pretty sure...

Anywho, between the two plastic surgery fanatics they have 10 kids and a whoooole lotta money from suckers who buy shit like towels with their kids faces on it and lame ass socks.  A divorce would prob get ugly, they say family is number one but let's be real...  

The Kardashians are ALL about the Benjamins.

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Khlo Khlo Vs Lam Lam - The Reality TV Version

Damn!  Lam Lam's really gone downhill since hooking up with that Kartrashian crowd.

I don't usually watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians because I have a brain but I decided to catch last night's ep to see what the hell was going on with Lam Lam and his crack hos.

In my mind, I thought FINALLY!  A little irreverence!  Bringing a little man trouble back a la Scott punching mirrors and the Hump wandering around like an asshole barking at everyone.  Alas, twas not to be...

What actually went down was some serious damage control - Kardashian Style!

Remember when they re-shot scenes post Humphries debacle to make Kimmy Cakes look like she was the victim and the Hump was the bad guy?  Well cue that shit up again!  They seem to have done the same to former Laker/current hot mess Lam Lam.

Though that lil' bitch Seacrest had been touting that this ep was going to show us "What's going on with Khloe?" it really didn't.  The only sign of Lam Lam was on a couple of FAKE ASS phone calls from Khloe.  Supposedly, she was speaking with him twice via house phone (A FUCKING HOUSE PHONE?!?!) on the ep and he was all whacked out.  Instead of helping him out or going to get his tall ass though she just keeps eating her stupid pre-packaged salad beside one of the Jenner sisters (can't tell them apart - doesn't matter.)

BUT > Homey ain't buying this...

First off, the calls are all at that pimp Kris' disgustingly gauche mansion...on her house phone.  These bitches don't use their house phones!  These are instagram idiots...twitter twats...they're not exactly the house phone generation so to speak.  Secondly, Lam Lam was only heard by Khloe.  They didn't subtitle him or speaker phone him and that is some straight up buuuuullshit.  Typically, a show would somehow show both ends of a convo - no deal this time - that just screams PHONY...

For all we know, it was Bruce asking her where his balls went.

Khloe has changed her name on twitter back to Khloe Kardashian dropping the Odom from her previously hyphenated surname.  But don't count these supposedly 'unbreakable' douchers out just because she made it Twitter official.  She has yet to file any papers and TMZ is reporting that she isn't going to do so because she's afraid of what Lam Lam may do.  Oh and PS - he has a bunch of kiddies with some other broad who probably watch the show...awesome.

...And somewhere Darth Vader music is playing as Kris Jenner rubs her fingers together like Mr. Burns.

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Kanye West Is Being a Lil' Bitch Again - Goes After Jimmy Kimmel

Jerk alert!

Last night on twitter, Kanye Kardashian West completely lost his shit on Jimmy Kimmel and it got uglier than Kris Jenner's black, fame seeking soul!  It started when Kimmel spoofed one of Ye's trademark cray cray interviews with one of his hilar kid parodies.



No biggie right?  Being a celeb (and more distinctively an asshole celeb who knocked up the porn princess of Kardashianland) comes with this sort of thing - you suck it up and move on.  But 'Ye?  Not so much...

The infamous paparazzi puncher saw the video, decided he wasn't seen as a big enough douchelord and flipped the fuck out.

Lol - That's a funny one, right? #PointsForHashtagsOnThatOneJerkoff

And then that was it.  That was all.  His childish twitter rant was over and he went to hang out with Kimmy Cakes or something so they could sit around talking about how awesome they think they are.

Thing is, Kimmel's show is live - and it came on about an hour after the tweet vomiting began.  ADVANTAGE JIMMY!  YAAAAY! >



Bahahaha!  What a dickhead!  "I'm Pac!"???

Bitch!  You keep Pac's name out'cher fumbly mumbly mouth!  You're a Kardashian at best and that ain't exactly something to brag about.

Some say it's just another one of those Kimmel hoaxes BUT as someone who spends entirely too much time reading useless celebucrap, I gotta say, it seems pretty legit to me.

Bottom line >  Kanye needs to put his big boy panties on and chill out.  Or stay the fuck off twitter.  I'd be good with either one.

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Kanye West Smacked Another Photographer Around

Oh Kanye!  You are such a dickhead!

Kim's babydaddy (which is what I am calling this asshole from now on - cuz I like to poke the bear, yo) had yet ANOTHER violent altercation with a pap.

This time (it happened Friday at LAX)  instead of it being kind of funny - see stupidly hilarious video below - he was more aggressive Chris Brown than crazy Amanda Bynes and got all violent as shit on the pap.

Kanye West -- Don't Burst My Privacy Bubble ... Or I'll F*** You Up!!! - Watch More Celebrity Videos or Subscribe

Not cool!

Supposedly felony charges may be looming and I, for one, say lock this bitch up!  I'm sure the paps are annoying as fuck but you CAN'T touch someone!  You just can't!  This isn't Thunderdome!

And who the hell knocks up that skanky famewhore Kimmie Cakes if he wants to be left alone anyways???  Like get a clue, douche.  Perhaps the most wrongly photographed porn star on the planet isn't someone you should knock up if you're concerned about privacy...I mean, I'm no genius but I went to college and shit...I have common goddamn sense!

Here's the VIDEO.

Kris Jenner says he was having a "bad day" so god help that baby or Kim's stupid ass if he has a bad day at home.  I know the first thing I look for in a babydaddy is a violent, uncontrollable temper!

Good luck to Kim and her direction named baby...and SHAME on him for making me feel sorry for Kim who stands for pretty much everything I am against.

EXTRA TIDBIT OF GOSSIP >>>

Fun fact:  This is the same pap who got Brit Brit so pissed off she dropped her Cheetos and attacked his car with her umbrella lol.  That's his car in the pic below...

It really is a small world.

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Kimye Names Baby North West...

Good grief!  Like we needed another reason to razz on these guys...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's celebuspawn finally has an official name according to TMZ.  The egomaniacal couple went with the name North West for some unknown and possibly stupid reason though previous reports by those filthy liars at Media Take Out had already dubbed the kid Kaidence.

Gah!  Why not just put a sign on the kid that says, Knock me over and steal my shit?

Kids be cruel, yo!

It's kind of odd they didn't use a K name though - I seem to recall her calling shotgun on K names when she was duping that jock strap Kris Humphries into marrying her...And you KNOW pimpmama Kris is probably all sorts of ticked that baby didn't end up a Kardashian since Kim isn't a West herself yet.

And so it goes...

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Kim Kardashian is now Kanye West's "Baby Mama"

Ugh!  Is it me, or does this just SCREAM devilbaby!?!

(No offence to Beelzebub...)

Kanye West (who I'm sorry but I get a TOTAL gay vibe from!) has knocked up his stupid woman of about 8 months, Kris Humphries' wife - Kim Kardashian.

Girl was rawdoggin' it!

'Ye announced this fame fuckery the other night at one of his concerts calling Kim his "baby mama" (lol) before everyone went apeshit because young people are idiots.

Holla we want prenup, yo!

I'm not too sure who's got the most money or fame in this circus but I DO know that those two things are so important to these two dipshits that - Newsflash bitches! - a baby would only serve to hinder any quest to take over the tabloid world.

Can't be hittin' red carpets with a baby on your hip, woman!  And god help them if I see a baby in the background of their inevitable future sex tape!  I will call CPS soooo fast they won't know what him them in Kim's big, fat ass!

Not even joking.

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Khloe Kartrashian and AC Slater are Gonna Host X Factor

Um, didn't this shit already start?  I remember watching the first ep a while ago cuz I thought Britney might flip her wig and start chuckin' Cheetos at people but I haven't seen it since then...can't remember if there was a host...

(Editor's Note: She never threw any Cheetos.)

Well now Khloe Kardashian (the large and in charge one) has signed on along with Mario Lopez (TWO HOSTS???) to helm the multi-million dollar Simon Cowell run karaoke-fest.

The two start hosting duties in November and stand to make millions from the deal.

Good luck and always remember...

(I don't know what that means but come on, THE MAX!  Priceless!)

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The Hump is Getting Sued for Giving Some Chick the Herp

How's that for a headline???

Check it >  The former Mister Kim Kardashian has been slammed with a lawsuit...A herpes lawsuit!  A he-allegedly-gave-someone-herpes lawsuit!  Hahaha!

That sucks!

Some broad named Kayla Goldberg (hobag name) is alleging that the Hump humped her and gave her a gnarly case of herpes.  She claims this happened pre-Kim buuullshit in 2010 when they met at Trousdale nightclub on a fate-fileld herpes laden night...

(Allegedly.)

Anyways, TMZ sez > "Kris came on to Kayla, touching, kissing and dancing with her. Kayla claims he took her to his hotel and they had sex multiple times ... including oral sex. The suit claims during a portion of the sexual encounter Kris did not wear a condom.

The lawsuit claims Kris did not inform Kayla he had herpes -- and she claims in the suit that he did indeed have the disease.

Kayla says a week later she was diagnosed with herpes. Her symptoms included a sore throat, fever, body aches and immobilizing pain, as well as extreme vaginal irritation and painful lesions on her genitalia.

She's suing for sexual battery claiming Kris knew he had herpes when they hooked up and didn't tell her."

Basically she says he gave her the throat slash vadge herp and now he needs to pay!  His rep maintains that Humphries is "herpes free" lol.       

Hasn't this poor bastard been through enough?!?!

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Kim K's Divorce Drama Continues...Calls The Hump a Cancer

After getting married in a disgusting display of ostentation - racking up at least a $10 million wedding bill - looks like Kim Kartrashian and Kris Humphries are now on the hook for some hefty bills in divorce/annulment proceedings.

Kim's lawyer - supastar legal eagle Laura Wasser (think Brit Brit circa K-Fed) - says that her client has amassed a gnarly $250k bill fighting the Hump in court!

Essentially, Kris is the turd that won't flush...

Speaking of turds though, seems to me that Kim is the one who pushed for the wedding, Kim is the one who conveniently "fell out of love" 72 days after the union and Kim is the one who ultimately benefited in ratings and Benjamins from the joke of a relationship (even having the balls to re-film scenes for her show to make him look super-douchey.)

All the Hump seemed to get was a fucking headache, a bunch of late night jokes at his expense and a huge ass legal bill.

The source of the friction is that the Hump wants an annulment based on fraud as opposed to a divorce (for those who don't know - Kim and Kris both consider themselves religious - he grew up a Christian and Kris Jenner owns a church that the family tithes to < PS how fucking sketch is that???)  Anyways, because of his religious beliefs he doesn't want to have an unholy divorce under his belt before he even hits 30.

Getting an annulment is harder than getting a divorce though so the stupid just keeps going...The Hump even tried to trick Kanye West into accepting a subpoena by putting that shit in a Nordstrom box!  Hahaha!    

Kim supposedly said she is "emotionally exhausted" from dealing with Kris and considers him a cancer - she thinks that if outtakes of her E! shitshow "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" are played in court, they will show Kris as a "manipulative, vindictive, petty, fame-hungry jerk."

"It's all on camera and it's going to backfire in his face."

Bitch please!  Obvi, I'm more Team Kris than Team Trashbag Famewhore but I don't just blame her...Who the hell marries Kim Kardashian???  That shit's on him!

The case should be settled by May.  The lawyers are back in court for an update on Nov. 28th...

So...Way to waste resources, stupidfaces!

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Kris Humphries Knocked Up his Rebound

Is it just me or is this guy just a TOTAL duh-de-duuuh???

I always used to picture him asking his short-lived wife Kim in a doughhead voice, "Kim, duhhhh, why's Kanye here again?"  Ya know?

Well, his duh-de-duh ass accidentally knocked up his rebound!  Whoopsie!

To me though, this just reeks of crazy bitch syndrome though.  One of the symptoms of crazy bitch syndrome is getting pregnant on purpose - ta daaaaa!  Don't even TRY and tell me a fucking adult woman doesn't know how not to get preggers...I wouldn't believe ya if your tongue were notarized.

The chick's name is Myla Sinanaj and she loves her unborn baby so much that she sold the story to TMZ before telling Kris.  She seems like a real treat...

We'll see how things shake down - she just promised to post a vid on her twitter to clear things up but it's taking her a while to get her shit together.

Story developing...

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A New Kardashian Is On The Planet...

...Well, technically a Disick, but Scott may as well have changed his name to Kardashian the minute he got neutered by that loud, controlling momager, Pimpmomma Kris...bitch did it to "Lam Lam" too!  AND BRUCE!

But anyways, Disick and his longtime love Kourtney Kardashian (the slow sounding one) have had their second baby!  On Sunday morning she gave birth to a little girl named Penelope Scotland.

Ten bucks says Scotland was Scott's idea...

The baby was 7 lbs 14 ounces and joins Mason (the REAL star of this shit) who is now 2.

Congrats!  I'm sure Scott is really looking forward to Pimpmomma Kris managing little Penelope right out of her clothes just like the other ones when she's older...

Awesome.

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Kim Kardashian's Handler Bitches At Cop - Cop Schools Her in Return - VIDEO

I don't really write about Kim Kardashian anymore because screw her that's why, but check out this little nugget from TMZ showing that her "handlers" (I can't believe people need handlers like they're in an effin' zoo but whatevs) are just as far up her ass as she is!



I'm glad the cop schools the stupid chick!  You go, Carl Winslow!  Not everyone wants Kimmy's autograph, ho!

And then she says she's going to report him for violence to his Sarge because of the way he's speaking to her???  WTH?  I wish you could arrest people for being morons sometimes.  I really do...

Then maybe we'd have fewer Kardashians and Hiltons running around making us all look stupid.

Gah!

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Video of the Day! Kris Humphries' New Funny or Die Spoof

The other day I was just sitting around, petting multiple cats thinking, I wonder if the Hump knows he's a dbag?

(Editors Note: I actually wasn't but shit sounds better when you add a personal anecdote.  #Showmanship)

Well, it turns out he does know!  And now he's making fun of his general douchiness in a new Funny or Die video...capitalize on that shit!  Kris Jenner must've taught his bumpkin ass something!

It's not the funniest but I DO appreciate the part where he TOTALLY throws some well-deserved shade on Kanye - Guys who wear those sunglasses ARE assholes!

(Just so you tightasses know it's NSFW.)



Should've never put a ring on that self-involved bizzatch, man!  In the immortal words of Snoop Dogg - "Can't turn a ho into a housewife."

Word, Snoop...word.

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THIS is the look! Scott Disick Buys Mirrored Audi Sports Car

For some reason, I freakin' looove Scott Disick!  His brand of douche is at that just right level making him more funny than anything.  'Sa shame he's all hooked into the Kardashian klan but at least he's not with the shitty one Kim...that's...something...

Anywho, Scott has gone out and got him some new wheels!  But this is Scott so he doesn't just buy any wheels...No, no...pimp motherfucker buys a chrome-plated mirrored Audi - NICE!

I don't know about you guys but I spell awesome S-C-O-T-T!  (Oh and check out that asshat Kim whoring it up for the shots in his new ride...ASS...HAT!  Get outta that boss car, bitch!  It doesn't like you!)

Dude lives the life man!  All the Kardashian kickbacks without having to be a Kardashian itself!

Sweet ride!  Audis are the shiz!

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Video of the Day! Three Old Ladies Watching the Kim K Sex Tape

This is sooo...SAUCY!

This is a pretty funny video of three old meemaws just sitting around checking out some Kim Kardashian porn online...(it's clipped with a GD cleaver for length I assume.)



My favorite highlights include:  "His nose is in her 'Clightoris'" and the shout out to the Brazilian?  What do these ladies know about the Brazilian?  Someone's been watching a little Sex and the City late night, eh ladies???  Wink, wink...that's coo'.

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Here's Some Kardashian Krap That's Going on Right Now ...

I try not to get into these buttmunches and their BS anymore because of their general buttmunchedness but there is a whooole lot of alleged discord in the House of Kartrashian these days...a lot more than usual.

First up, Khloe and Lamar is no more - Not the couple, the show.  After embarrassing himself for the last couple of damn years (which is sad cuz I dig Lamar) he has chosen to stop shooting their hit spin off show on E.  Lamar wants to focus on his basketball career again.

So who cares, right?  There's 80 more Kardashian shows on TV to numb our brains with...

I'll tell ya who cares...PIMPMOMMA KRIS JENNER CARES!

And she could kill him with a flick of a Cross pen...she scares me...

Kris Jenner is Lamar's manager.  Yes, Lamar traded in his dignity for a piece of Khloe's ass and signed on her mother as his representation when they got married.  She just lost 10% of a pretty big piece of action...

Pimpmomma was able to convince him to continue to appear on the original poopfest Keeping Up with the Kardashians so luckily we can all get our Lamar fix there...

Supposedly Khloe, Lamar and Kris are still fighting over it, but Khloe put her big foot down and chose Lamar over her mother.  It's weird because she raised them all to do anything BUT that.

Next up we have Kimye...a couple so steeped in PR that THEY probably don't even know that it's a publicity stunt!

Though Kim keeps trying to distract us from her divorce by casting Kanye as her new beau (his name even fits the damn K scheme - ugh) we remember the grossness of it all pretty well.  Oh and you know who ese does?  So does Kris Humphries - who is currently suing Kim for divorce on charges of fraud...

Now that Kanye has been cast on Keeping Up with the Kardashians the Hump wants to know details about pre-show discussions that were had between ALL parties and producers.  The main defense in Hump's divorce case is that she conned him into marrying her so that their show would get higher ratings.

NEFARIOUS!

If there was some shady shit going on between E and the first family of famewhores where it appears that men are cast on the show rather than genuine love interests, the Hump's will use it in his case.

Wowsa!  Keep up with that shit!

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