Blake Lively is Kissing Mah Boo Ryan Reynolds Now

Ugh.  Skank.

First off, I thought stupid, hot Blake Lively was banging Leo or something...Secondly, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT BITCH DOING ON MAH MAN!?!  Get off of him, ho!  He doesn't like that!

Granted, Ryan and I are not officially dating but that's not important.  I am very protective of mah boo and would do anything for him - Know that.

Anyways, not only was this wench seen sucking his face on a "romantic weekend" (barf), but she was also seen leaving his apartment with a pillow!  A fucking pillow!  Why not just slap on a sign that says, I'm a stupid horny hot chick who can kind of act and I just banged Ryan Reynold's brains out, bitches!  God!  At least it'd be more subtle.

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Blake Lively and Leo DiCaprio - No More???

No more Bleo???  Say it ain't so!

Leo recently took his alleged lady love Serena Van der Hobag to meet his mommy Irmelin, and things did NOT go well.

Well Blake was trying her best to impress mama Leo she couldn't quite break her shell.  Apparently, Irmelin is not a fan of Gossip Girl.

Sources report that Blake went on and on about her hit show and the fact that she sold her soul to Chanel and didn't impress.  Leo, a well-known mama's boy, takes what Irmelin says super seriously and has since dumped the blonde beauty.

Aw - poor Serena!  But shit bitch, dude is the biggest movie star on the GD planet!  Why the fuck would you try to impress his mother with tales of Chuck Bass and Karl Lagerfeld.

RIP Bleo.

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Blake Lively Nudie Pics Surface - Reps Say it Ain't Her

Okay, so I wasn't going to go there but since no one will shut up about Serena VanderHobag's supposed nudie pics I thought I'd throw my two sense in...

For those of you who live under a rock and/or could give a shit about celebs naked, pictures surfaced the other day of a supposed nekkid ass Blake Lively on the internet and almost immediately her reps came forth to deny the pics were of her.  The pics look pretty right on but I don't see the Gossip Girl doing anything so desperate since she actually has a flourishing career and may be banging the hottest and most talented dude on the planet LEO!!!  (besides JT that is - call me, boo!).

This is much more a Vanexxxa Hudgens type move... 

Anyways, I'm not going to post the pics (sorry boys - but I did look for a pic for the post where she isn't wearing much - good lookin' out, yo!) but here's the link for those of you who need to replenish your spank banks - the girl is hot.  Muy Caliente!  Even if it isn't her.

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Blake Lively and Leo DiCaprio Together? UPDATED

Maybe.

And yeah, I totally know it's a douchey move to post on a maybe thing but it's a slow day and I don't want to write about Schwarzenegger again.

So, back in November Perez Hilton's ghost writers announced that Baz Luhrmann had introduced Serena VanderHobag and the King of the World at a dinner.  Well, check this old biddy gossip out, since Leo's split with Bar Refaeli he and the blonde clothes hanger have been spotted "canoodling at the Hotel du Cap Eden Roc in Cannes over the weekend!"  Well, fuck me!  Canoodling!  I don't even know what that means so I'm going to assume it means that he banged her in France.

Anyways, Blake's Manager an insider reveals that, "She was wearing white and he was in a baseball cap. They walked around the grounds together. It looked like they were a couple."  She was wearing white!  He was in a baseball cap!

I'm so sorry that you wasted your time reading this.  My bad.

(Original Post From May 17, 2011)

UPDATE - 06/01/2011:  It appears that reports were not too far off with this one.  Recently, Blake was spotted jetting out of  hotel with I-got-fucked hair moments before DiCaprio strutted out of the same hotel doing his whole don't look at me but look at me cool guy thing!  Gasp!  I smell a new supercouple!  I'm thinking maybe Bleo or LeLake may be some good names for the newest power duo...don't steal that though!  Patent pending, bitches!

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Blake Lively Joins Team Firecrotch

Blake Lively aka Serena Van der Humphrey or whatever has gone and got her hair did!  And the internet is ablaze with opinions and judgment.

I could really care less but who am I to determine what people want to read about?  And hey, it's a slow news day.   

The former blonde has died her tresses ginger and told People, "It’s for the film Hick.  I thought [my character] needed red hair. It helps when you’re playing a role, when I don’t feel like myself. And I don’t really feel like myself with red hair.”

Fuck, and here I was thinking it was for a live action Little Mermaid movie - shows what I know. 

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Blake Lively is the Next Chanel Model

Serena van der Woodson is the new face of Chanel - the budding fashionista will be hocking Karl Lagerfeld's handbags next year in new ads.

The bitch has some mad fashion game so I'm not too surprised.  She's also become fast friends with Lagerfeld and Anna Wintour, making her the new muse-of-the-moment in the pointless world of high fashion.  While Taylor Momsen is busy rebelling against being a rich, privileged asshole and Blair is spending her time selling Herbal Essences shampoo, Blake has been cultivating a glamorous side career in modeling.

Stay tuned to see Blake in, what I'm sure will be, the super-trendiest campaign of fashion awesomeness to hit the planet since Madonna sold her soul to Dolce and Gabbana.  If you're into that sort of thing.