Mila Kunis Chicken Lawsuit > Mila's All Bitch Please - Kristina Karo Turds Up TMZ (VIDEOS)

Mila Kunis chicken lawsuit...why can't I quit youuuuu?!?

Okay so I know it's pretty stupid to have even posted one word about this tinsel town garbage let alone written two blog posts about it but I think this is some funny shit!

If you're just tuning in you may want to check out the initial post Here.  Admittedly, it's one of my more verbose posts and I could've cut a significant amount of the fat but screw it, you gotta live right?

So here it is - post number two about a wannabe Ukrainian pop star named Kristina Karo and a chicken named Doggie who may or may not of been stolen by super awesome Mila Kunis.  Editor's Note:  The fuck he was! 

In the red corner we have Mila and Ashton - the Hollywood power couple took a hot minute to weigh in on this little nugget of madness via video and basically farted in her general direction, figuratively speaking. ;)



Haha - No Green Card for you!

And then we have Karo - the Lady Gaga of chicken lawsuits - in all her infinite fucking wisdom she thought it would be a kick ass idea to go on TMZ and explain what the hell is wrong with her and...I'll just be realz, it did NOT go well.



She's so demure lol.  And yeah, I see the chicken on the desk, woman!  Shreeeeewd!

I promise to stop posting about this crap now...probably...unless something else funny happens...then I might.

Ugh - What the hell is wrong with me?

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Some Crazy Bitch is Suing Mila Kunis Over a Pet Chicken

Crotch shot...

Here's wassup >

Super adorbs Mila Kunis is being sued by some crazy bitch who thinks she's a pop star over the theft of said pop star's childhood chicken 25 FREAKIN' YEARS AGO!

Ugh - Should be some sort of statute of limitation on being a fucking moron...

Kristina Karo, the aforementioned "pop star" (she ain't no Rihanna, I'll say that...vid below) and above gratuitous crotch shot alleges that she went to school with Mila back in the day and that they were "inseparable" when they were kids.

Homegirl claims that Mila was all super jelly of her and her pet chicken WHEN SHE WAS 7 and that she stole it from her.  Karo goes on with some jabberwocky about how Mila would swing by her Ukrainian digs to play with her chicken (who she called Doggie which is stupid af but whatevs) and everything was kosher until one day something not so cool happened...

One day Doggie disappeared - ABDUCTION!  Straight up chickennapping, yo! - But wait, there's more...there's a confession, a confession of pure guilt.

You see, Karo says Mila immediately manned the fuck up (weak) telling her "Kristina, you can have any other chicken as a pet, you have a whole chicken farm."  

Preach.

Well!  The story unfolds further my friends...Now Karo is in LaLaLand - peace out Ukraine bitches! - trying to make a name for herself and her crotch and now she wants retribution for this heinous chicken non-crime.  Bitch says now that her and her childhood bestie are living in the same city again all sorts of sad, sad memories of Milas poultry pilfering ways have driven her BACK to therapy.  It's all VERY troublesome.

In the lawsuit she also alleges that the theft of Doggie 25 YEARS AGO has "prevented her from pursuing the American dream."

Where am I???  Is this a dream???  Like, I think reality stepped outta here 'bout five minutes ago...

She wants 5 large from Mrs. Ashton Kutcher (btw how good is it that Jackie and Kelso got married in RL? SO GOOD!) for the shrink bills but I don't think that she's gonna see a damn dime of that.

Chicken therapy...gtfoh.

25 YEARS AGO!

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The Official Ted Two Trailer is Out and It Kicks Ass - VIDEO

On June 26th Ted Two hits theatres and it looks pretty effing saaaa-weet!

Ted marries that hilariously stupid trashbag Tammy-Lynne from the first movie and sets out to have a baby with her but obvi with a serious lack of dick comes a serious lack of sperm.  Luckily, his superhot BFF Johnny is willing to supply Ted with the babymaking juice.

But aye, just as things are coming up sperm covered roses for Ted and Tammy-Lynne they get a letter from the government wanting proof that he's a person before they'll let them have a kid.

So what's a teddy bear to do???

Motherfucker takes it to the courts!  That's what.

Armed with that fine ass Amanda Seyfried as their lawyer, he and Johnny set off to sue the government for Ted's civil rights.

Hilarity ensues...

Check it out >



Hahaha "We could totally be lawyers."  That's funny shit.

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Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson Were Hacked UPDATED: ScarHo is Suing Mad!

Man, these hackers are relentless and cannot be stopped!  Yes, they will not stop until they make sure we see every stupid celebrity's self-shot nekkid pics!

Joining Vanessa Hudgens, Jessica Alba and Blake Lively - Mila Kunis and ScarHo are the two latest gals to misplace their phones be hacked.

Mila's cell phone seems to have mainly had some "seductive" pics of hottie Justin Timberlake (no nude ones dammit), one of her in a bathtub (again no nudity) and one of a random unknown guy who is nekkid.  Darn it!  I want to see Justin's peeeennnnn!!!

ScarHo's however ARE of her showing off her snatch and have apparently already made their way to the web.  Hers are self-shot cell phone photos and I don't really care what this ho looks like naked so I'm not into looking them up and seeing if she's a big, dumb pervert who takes gnarly self-portraits or what...

But, I gotta ask...what the eff is with these starlets taking nekkid pics of themselves and keeping them on their phones and laptops???  Do they look at them or print them out and make collages or maybe send them to George Clooney hoping to become Mrs. Clooney???  What is it?  I don't do this shit - do you guys do this shit???

Frankly, I think it's pretty damn weird.  Ladies, if you don't want nudie pics to surface of yourself online DON'T TAKE THEM!!!  You're welcome.

UPDATE 15/09/2011:  ScarHo is on the war path!!!  She has called the FBI and enlisted their help in finding the person who "stole" the pics and her lawyer is threatening any site that puts them up.  Can you do that shit?  Hello, officer?  Yeah I took some naked photos of myself and now other people are seeing them so I need your help ASAP!  Fuck Al Qaeda!  My ass is nekkid online!!!  Gimme a break!  I hope this type of shit isn't what you Americans spend your taxpayers money on!  Yeesh! 

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