Here's our Bungled and the Botched breakdown of the list:
Heading up the rear is Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher at #99 being edged out by her hotter, cooler co-star Eva Longoria at #81. My main man, Eminem comes in at #71 and JLo takes a place smack dab in the middle at #50.
Whiny Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel takes a surprising spot at #42 with stupid Glenn Beck being stupid in spot #30 (thankyouverymuch Republican nutbags). The super sad and alone Jennifer Aniston may crack a desperate smile since she's at #21 on this meaningless list and Leo made a huge jump this year to #15. Mrawr.
The top ten include *drumroll*:
10. Superstar jock LeBron James
9. The smarmy Simon Cowell
8. Bon Jovi! Nice!
7. Taylor Swift but Beyonce still had one of the best videos of all time!
6. Endorsement poison and general asshat Tiger Woods
5. New daddy Elton John
4. U2 - because it's the 90s again???
3. The incomparable Justin Bieber and his hair are still dominating the world
2. Queen of the sad women Oprah (who has finally been dethroned after years at the top)
1. And the winner of nothing but being on a stupid list in a magazine is...everyone's favorite cokehead...Lady Gaga!!!
Dear America - it's shit like this that makes other countries hate you.
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