Baby Beckham Has Arrived

Everyone try and give a shit now...

Two of the hottest parents in the greater LA area, Victoria and David Beckham, had their much anticipated little baby girl at Cedars-Sinai early yesterday morning.

The little baby Beckham, whose name has not yet been released, came in at a healthy 7 lbs., 10 oz.

Congrats to the couple...please don't name the kid Handbag or I Hate Eating or something dumb.  We're all stocked up on celeb babies with weird ass names.

UPDATED 11/07/11 About 2 Hours After Post:  And the name is...Harper Seven Beckham.  I grabbed that off GMA though just now and I wasn't totally listening because I was watching my cat try to hump an empty milk carton so I may be wrong.  Okay nevermind - CONFIRMED - God bless the internet.  What the eff is with this Seven bizness though?  Co-Stanza. 

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The Beckhams Are Filthy Effin' Rich!

Bow down you commoners!  Bow down to the Beckhams and kiss their beautiful feet, bitches! 

The Jagran Post in England took a break from reporting about Osama's timely death and the Royal wedding to make us all feel bad that our last names aren't Beckham.  

They report that the couple are reportedly worth $165 million pounds!  That's about $300 million in US bucks - that's like motherfucking Simon Cowell money!

Between her clothing line and his footballing career - plus endorsements - these two are raking it in! 

They should change their name to the Buckhams, damn! 

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