Everyone Needs to Stop Dicking Around and Just Let Brandi Glanville Be a Real Housewife

Am I right???

I'll admit that I don't totally know what's going on here because these damn rag mags have me so confused I don't know whether to scratch my watch or wind my ass but Imma try to make some sort of sense out of this Brandi Glanville fuckery because frankly, it's sort of my thing...

Here's the dealio...

Brandi Glanville, who in my opinion is the best thing to happen to the Housewives since cuckoo Kelly Killoren got KKB canned, was made a full-time housewife for the third season (this was according to RadarOnline).

So, I was all YAY and shit, right?  But THEN Radar posted some crap yesterday about her being effed over by Eddie and that bikini-clad, twitter-obsessed LeAnn Cibrian!!!

ACK!  MAMA NOOO!

Radar now says that Eddie and Bikini Body were adamant that the kids not appear on the show (Brandi and Eddie have two sons) - when Brandi was forced to tell Bravo execs about Eddie and Bikini Body's non-story-line friendly decision, they cut her ass back down to B player with Thinshot enthusiast Dana "makes me wanna barf" Wilkey.

Here's my thing...

A while ago Radar was acquired by shitmag Star.  Since then it's just Star magazine wrapped up in a RadarOnline bow...thus, it's ALWAYS complete bullshit now.

Brandi took to twitter to spank them and wrote this:

I hope so!  I want more Brandi (and while I'm throwing that out there I could also do with a little less Shana Taylor - it's creepin' me out, man!  Seriously!)

#TeamBrandi

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Oh Shiz! Check Out this Bitchy Ass Camille Grammer Voicemail - VIDEO

Ding, ding, ding!  Bitch alert, yo!

Camille Grammer's current piece of ass, Dmitri Charalambopoulos, is in some sort of gnarly custody drama with his ex-girlfriend/baby mama Lisa Chynoweth over his five-year-old kid Marcus.  During a taped depo, he was forced to talk about Camille and even listen to a bitchy ass voicemail the former Beverly Hills housewife left Chynoweth.



"If you go to the press, I have lawyers that are beyond what you can imagine and they will pull stuff on you and you will be so mortified about your life and your family and what you have done.  You don't want to do that to Marcus.  I will desecrate you, believe me, and that I can do, so be careful what you say and what you do because my defamation attorneys are huge...they will hunt down and research every nook and cranny of your life."  It goes on a little more, the main gist of it was RAWR, bitch!  Don't eff with us.

Yo, Brandi!  Give this woman a Xanax!

Dmitri gets pretty pissy that they won't leave Camille out of it and denies that she basically said she would wipe out that ex-girlfriend of his with her "defamation attorneys."  But alas, that's our Camille on the tape, I'd recognize that machiavellian voice anywhere.

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Camille Says She Quit, Brandi Says She was Fired, And Who the Eff is Yolanda Hadid?

Looks like they're replacing one celeb wife with another...

I'm watching TMZ Live right now and Camille's PR guy is on there reiterating that she quit because she wasn't "ready to give it all up" for the show - She didn't want her kids, her divorce as well as her new relationship on the show.  No drama, no housewife spot.

Thing is, the awesomeness that is Brandi Glanville called in too and she disputed the claim that it was Camille's decision, saying that Bravo made the call and that they may not have liked that Camille "censored" herself (AKA behaved like a normal fucking person) the second season, turning off execs.  I hope no love is lost here though because Brandi said that she hadn't heard what the PR guy said before her, essentially meaning that she didn't know that she was calling Camille FOS...  

She also speculated that there could be more let go and Bravo may clean house a la New York.     

David Foster's wife, Yolanda Hadid is apparently set to step into Grammer's Louboutins and in terms of casting, I can totally get down with this!

David Foster is no joke!  NO JOKE!  He's not one of these fake assholes who plays rich and makes a damn fool of himself on camera.  He's a Canadian music legend...a big deal...HUGE.  (Think the guy who won a multiple Grammys for arranging and composing half The Bodyguard soundtrack.)  

He was also married to Linda Thompson (Brody Jenner's mom - I loooove him - swoon!) who has appeared on the show - she's a friend of Shana's Taylor's.  We'll have to see how that shit shakes out...

Watch what happens.

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Video of the Day! Sneak Peek at The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion

Oh shiz!  Fucking BRING IT!

Though this season was a little effed up (Taylor!) the reunions are my fave thing EVER!!!  I'm getting a little excited just writing about it - so sick.

Check out this sneak peek at the 3-part reunion and it's freakin' awesomeness - and guess who's there???

Here's a hint - She dated a gay bull mastiff.  ;)



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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - The Return of Cedric (Next Weeks Ep Recap)

I managed to get my grubby little hands on the new full ep of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (next week's episode) early from some Aussie dude and it is soooo good!  This is a recap so don't read anymore if you don't want to know what happens next week...your ass has been warned!  If you bitch at me on Twitter about it Imma block ya...and shit talk ya...and possibly report you for spam...Just jokes.  Let's roll!

It starts out with Kim being all cray cray and bossing that psychopath Ken around to get her soft drinks and other stupid shit while she's in the makeup chair (it's the big opening of Sur tonight!)  Kim jaws about how Kyle did her dirty by asking her why she missed her flight more than once...LOL - Kim is a trip!  Why the hell can't Kyle and that sexy bitch Mauricio ask her about why she was late to Hawaii?  It's not like she was 45 mins late - bitch was like 36 hours late!!!  That's fucking days!  DAYS!!!

Cut to Lisa's new lounge, Sur.  The opening is already bumpin' and their are TONS of fake boobs and bad botox jobs rippin' around drunk already.  Brandi seems a little perturbed though - what could be bothering the superawesome Brandi you ask?  Well, turns out the Vanderpumps have a waitress who works for them named Scheana - she just happens to be a girlfriend Eddie Cibrian was dating when Brandi was still married to him.  She (along with the lovely Brandi) was who he left for that asshat Leann Rimes.

What the fuck is that?  That hobag had a girlfriend AND a wife who he left for bikini-enthusiast Leann?  Did NOT know that!  Crazy!

Anyways, Lisa's a class act so she tells Scheana (who spells it like that?) to peace out because she's a ho making Brandi uncomfortable and she leaves.  Then we go back to Kim and creepy Ken.

Ken is PICKING OUT KIM'S CLOTHES!  Red flag, man!  Controlling dickhead red flag!

In interview, Kim says he likes to know what she's wearing and where she is at all times...she also says that if she doesn't pick up her phone, "It's a problem."  The hell?  What happens if she's in the bathroom or something?  (She's ALWAYS in the bathroom.)  She takes a handful of meds (on camera?  WTF dude?) and they head out.

Cut back to Sur and...enter Cedric!  Fucking I hate you AND your kids CEDRIC!!!

Lisa asks him what he's doing there and the mofo says he's just there to congratulate her, tell her how nice it is to see her and how much he still loves her.  Um - newsflash dickhead - Lisa don't love you no mo'.  Get it?  NO MO' LOVE AND MONEY AND AWESOME POOL LOUNGING FOR YOU!  She wants to know who the hell invited him but before anyone can say anything, Brandi gets all I didn't do it and Ken (good Ken not weirdo Ken) comes to his wife's rescue and kicks Cedric's mooching ass out.  They even clip back to the reunion for effect - natch.

He finally leaves after trying to shake Ken's hand (Ken's all Aw Hells naw, brah! and doesn't) with some trashy looking blonde chick he came with.

Oh shiz!  Now we're on to Shana Taylor and her shrink Dr. Sophy...dude comes to her house and she cries (she always cries - I don't think I've seen her in a scene this season not crying) while showing the Doc Kennedy's reward chart (?).  It's a little confusing...They talk about how she needs to be strong blah blah psychobabble blah and he reassures her that going to Sur is a good idea.  Just a question here but do shrinks in Beverly Hills usually escort their patients to parties?  Is that a thing?  Because it seems like some bo'shit to me.

Back at the opening - Adrienne is showing Lisa Paul's ex-girlfriend who is also at Sur that night.  What the fuck?  Everyone's at this damn opening lol.  Adrienne is a together lady though so no drama there...good girl!  She never acts a damn fool - it's refreshing.

Now we see Kim and crazy Ken are on their late-ass way to Sur in a dirty limo where Kim grabs what looks to be a baggie of drugs and a bunch of garbage in a napkin from behind her seat - not sure what's going on there!  Whatever!  Cut to interview where Kim says that she's a Virgo so she's late as shit and gets anxiety a lot (by the way she's drinking the whole ride...) she says she doesn't want to see Kyle and Ken just placates her the whole damn way.  She seems pretty licked...

When they get to the opening, Kyle greets Kim and gets pretty upset - I assume partly because of the fight in Hawaii and partly because of the fact that she's all fucked up again.  Crazy Ken does some controlling mind game shit on Kim, telling her to stay with him, but she flutters around like a drunken fool anyways until she comes to Adrienne.  Ah, the voice of reason...

Adrienne questions her gaunt appearance and general wobbliness and Kim explains she's off balance due to lack of sleep assuring her she has NOT been drinking.  Whatever - I saw that crazy bitch chuggin' hooch in the dirty limo about 5 fucking seconds ago (not to mention the shitload of pills she downed when they left their hotel.)  Adrienne is pretty concerned so she takes Kim to the john where they can talk in private.

Kim divulges that crazy Ken has a "very mean side" and asks her stuff like, "Who the fuck are you on the phone with?" when she's talking to one of her uber-blond kids and then calls her a "fucking liar" when she hangs up.

What?

Adrienne must've been thinking the same damn WTF thing as me because she goes and gets Kyle, telling her something is off with Kim.  Yeah, something's off all right!  They head to the other room much to controlling Ken's dismay where Kim tells her it's not working.  She says that crazy Ken makes her cry every day by making fun of her.  Aw!  That's kind of sad.  :(  Kim wants to leave him and move out but doesn't want to be alone.

She also tells Kyle here that she was up all night fighting with cuckoo Ken the day before Hawaii and that's why she missed the flight.  'Scuse me, flights (and a boat...and a bus).  She missed a few things.  Not sure if I believe her here - I feel like she lies a lot - not maliciously, more like habitually.

Back in the main room crazy Ken is asking Brandi what she said about him in Hawaii.  She tells him she called him a gay bull mastiff (lol) and laughs her awesome ass off.  He doesn't seem too impressed but screw him - guy's just such a creepy motherfucker.

Cut to the crying sisters.  Kim braces Kyle for some news and guess what???  Kim tells Kyle she's 3 months late!!!  She could be knocked up!  By crazy Ken!  Who tells her to fuck off all the time!  ACK!

Enter Shana Taylor and her shrink/escort/date.  Lisa asks her about a faint black eye and before Shana Taylor comments on her eye she tells them she wants to talk to all of them together.  Basically, she tells them she's sorry about freaking out 90% of the season and blames the dissolution of her marriage and the shittiness of her hubby.

Oh and BTW - During this time Kim's back in the bathroom and crazy Ken is banging on the door like an asshole bothering Kim and asking if he can come in.  Naw dude, you can't come in!  LOL  She's in the shitter, yo!  Slow your roll and go get a fucking drink.  Kim just keeps screaming through the door for him to leave her alone - it's kind of messed up.  Sucks to be the chick from Celebrity Rehab and Mauricio's ma - they're stuck watching and waiting and by the looks of it the seal's been broken, if you catch my drift.

Back to the ladies, at the table the shrink/escort prompts Shana Taylor to tell her story to the girls and she says that a few weeks prior Russell smacked the hell out of her (hence the black eye - yikes) and that was when she decided to leave him for good.  There's a big apology/cry fest and la di da - they're all friends again at the end.

It ends with Kim finally coming out of the john LOL.

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Video of the Day! Allison DuBois' on Why She Was a Raging Bitch on Housewives of Bev Hills

Because she's a saucy medium...?

Nah, just kidding...This bitch sucks, eh?

I know that's a jerk thing to say with no explanation but if you've ever seen the Dinner From Hell ep of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills then THAT is explanation enough.

Well, dinner guest from hell, Allison DuBois, is finally speaking out on what appears to be her YouTube page about what went down that night at Camille's and why she felt the need to act like a complete bitch to Kyle and company.  The explanation is weak but you guys can judge this big mouth for yourselves.



BONUS CLIP:  This dude, KCSCougar, has one of the funniest YouTube pages I have ever watched and he threw up this spoof of the dinner in the aftermath of the fuckery a whiles back.  Seriously, watch some of his stuff (link above.)  It's a fucking hoot!



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Happy Halloween! Check Out What Some Celebs and Reality Stars Wore ...

Happy Halloween!

Here's a few of the celebrity costumes that hit the town last weekend while I was at a party, not dressed up and pouring a drink in my lap (freakin' Vodka! Sorry Julie!)

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Former Real Housewife of New York Alex McCord with Simon VanKempen dressed as monsters with "chums" Johan and Francois.

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Beverly Hills Housewife and Frasier-hater Camille Grammer dressed as a pirate and spent the night with her kids Mason and Jude. 

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 Coco (T?) dressed as a...whore? Skank? I have no idea what this is but her ass is HUGE!

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Gwen Stefani took a break from being super fucking awesome and urban to dip her toe in the Disney pond and went as a princess.

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Heidi Klum went all out as usual!  She was at her own party dressed as a body (complete with intricate vein-work.)  It's always nice to see a hot chick NOT dressed up as a complete slore for Halloween.  Take note ladies - Halloween is supposed to be scary...And sexy nurses and half-nekkid kittens are NOT scary!

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Oh snap!  Check out Arnold Jr. here!  Granted he's not a celeb, but Arnold's love-child with grandma Mildred Baena there sure is looking like the celeb who fathered him.  Barbarianism must run in the family...

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 JWoww and Roger looked pretty dope as gangstas at a weekend party, but judging by the people in the background, EVERYONE went as gangstas!  Cool points 10 Originality Points 0.

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Ahhh!  Kim K!  I could rip on this vapid porn-tape star for days!  I love to make fun of Kim!  She went as Poison Ivy (not the horny Drew Barrymore character but the one from Batman.)  I just want to throw this out there - Dear Kim, if you can name ONE other character from the Batman comics (not in one of the movies) I will never make fun of you again. Oh and PS - way to have a wedding and a divorce in less than three months, dumbass.  Really shows people you believe in the sanctity of marriage. 

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Kim Zolciak of Atlanta Housewives is looking good after poppin' out that kid, yo!  I'm not too sure what this costume is but I see the Svedka logo and vodka is my fave so 10 out of 10!  Everybody DRINK!

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Another Bev Hills Housewife stepped out in costume this weekend - Kyle Richards Umansky and Mauricio Umansky hit the town as a pair of sexy cops.  I'm sorry Kyle but Mauricio is mah boo!  Call me you sexy studmuffin you!  I'm on twitter!

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Whoopsy!  How did this get in here?  This is pretty scary shit but it isn't Halloween for Linds.  Nope, just a Tuesday or something - lookin' a hot mess, waving her dirty hand around...  WASH YOUR HANDS, LINDSAY!

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Nicole Richie posted this pic to her twitter (which is actually fairly funny and entertaining).  Old school J. Lo complete with annoyingly matched Juicy track suit.

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Paris Hilton went out as She-Ra (who was the SHIT when I was a kid.)  She looked good but is still a has-been asshole.

Snooki!  RAWR!  Little meatball mofo!  Once I asked my man why guys want to bang sexy kitties so much?  He said, "They don't.  Chicks are stupid."  LOL - WORD!

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Camille Grammer Says Frasier's Peen is Tiny - His Wife Say's No It's Not

OMG!  Who will we believe???  How will we ever know the true size of Frasier's cock???  MAMA HELP ME!!!

Pfft!

I don't really give a shit how big Kelsey Grammer's dick is but since this seems to be a pretty hot topic today - I'll throw in my 2 cents...

So, the evil and morally corrupt Camille made a rash (possibly drunk) comment in a promo for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills where she said, "Big hands, big feet, big disappointment," in regards to Frasier, implying that he has a tiny peen.  Though Kelsey doesn't seem to want to get in this dog fight, his new younger wife struck back saying, "Perhaps the fault lies not so much with the member in question but rather with the inspiration at hand."  Ooooh snap!  Take that ya jerk!

I gotta say, I dig that she used the word "member" in her verbal bitchslap - go on, girl!  Fightin' dirty without even gettin' in the mud!  Booyah!  It was super-douchey what Frasier did to Camille but no need to go there, man!  You have kids, dude!  STOP IT!

It's bad enough that they're gonna Google your skanky ass and find all those skin flick stills from the 90s...let's not make this any uglier than it needs to be...  

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season Two Update

The ladies of Bev Hills are back to filming, kickin' ass and takin' names!

The original gangstas are all back (thank god) including Kim Richards and Kyle Richards Umansky - Paris' aunts who totally aired their stinky shit at the end of last season in an explosion of TMI.  Thought Kim would decline - would've put money on it - but I would've lost.

But aye!  Two new "ladies" are coming to the party - Dana Wilkey (a friend of Taylor Armstrongs) and Brandi Glanville (LeAnn Rimes' arch nemesis and twit-pic feuding ex of her husband, Eddie Cibrian) - but the originals would've been more than enough, crazy-bitch-drama-wise!

Camille Grammer is in a custody battle with Frasier, Kim and Kyle are trying to unfuckify their messed-up sibling relationship, Taylor Armstrong just got divorced and is now citing Russell physically abused her, Jiggy fucking rules and Adrienne and Lisa will most likely continue to take being a businesswoman to a whole new level of awesome.

Not sure about this Dana chick - never heard of her - did a quick Google search on her and she seems to be a party planner/product placement guru who is engaged to a dude named John Flynn.  She appears to be somewhat of a BFF to Taylor and was even the one who planned that ostentatious party for little, unaffected Kennedy.

Brandi Glanville on the other hand is going to start some serious shit!  She is a pretty no nonsense model who may or may not still be a woman scorned after that idiot Eddie Cibrian humiliated her by publicly cheating on her with LeAnn Rimes and her low self-esteem.  She is also the one who was all buddy buddy with Cedric when he left the show after last year which I'm sure is a gnarly thorn in Lisa Vanderpump's sophisticated side.  No news yet on if he will film - hopefully we get a lot of that hot piece of ass Mauricio this upcoming season though - DAY-UM!

There is a preview available but you'll have to go to Bravo to check it out...for some reason Andy Cohen hates Canadians and we can't watch anything Bravo online - bastard! 

UPDATE:  Got my grubby little hands on the trailer - you're welcome...

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Kelsey Grammer is Going For Full Custody

Poor little Camille!  First she became the most hated housewife in America, then Kelsey took up with some homewrecking stewardess byotch and now Frasier is going for full physical custody of their two kids!

Bad year for assholes, eh?

Camille says, "Kelsey is being insensitive to our children," and her stupid friend Allison DuBois (yes, that's the same stupid friend who went absolutely fucking crazy in the Dinner From Hell ep of the Housewives of Bev Hills) says, "Camille is an excellent mother, and Kelsey truly doesn't have a leg to stand on. Good luck with that battle Kelsey, you are going to need it."

He says that these bitches are crazy and should not be around children did not give a statement.

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast Allegedly All Coming Back

It's been a real will they or won't they come back game since that disgusting display of wealth and bad behavior on the final episodes of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and now the latest...

According to a "source close to Bravo" they are all in for round 2.  Ding, ding, ding!  Get out your helmets bitches!!!

My main man Andy Cohen, rarely if ever confirms or denies anything to do with his ladies of the Housewives series, so it's still very up in the air but after reading all the previous shit about the future casting fate of the show, this news seems more legit than others.

It doesn't surprise me at all.  These gals are all about being famous and being a Housewife seems to be an easier route than learning how to act or getting in the studio and rocking an autotune machine like no one's bizness.

Actually, I take that back, Kim Richards (the only one that is actually famous for being an actor albeit 30 some-odd years ago - she's now mostly known for being the aunt of that bony bitch Paris Hilton) is one I didn't really expect back.  You see, she's a drunkass who was outed for her alcoholism on the finale by her asshole sister Kyle (amongst a few other tasty tidbits she probably didn't want the world to know) and apparently their relationship got all sorts of awkward after.

Jury's still out.  Until I hear it from Bravo or Andy I'm not going to expect the full cast back.  But really folks as long as that saucy minx Lisa Vanderpump is in with her baldass dog Gigalo, does it really matter?  Team Jiggy!

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Frasier is Married

Kelsey Grammer married Kayte Walsh yesterday at the Longacre Theater in New York City, where Kelsey recently starred in the Tony-winning revival of the musical La Cage aux Folles.  (You know that play that idiot bitch Camille said he was in because he was a crossdresser on Howard Stern?)

The lovely Camille sent her blessings along with the couple's son, Jude.  Their daughter, Mason, didn't attend because Camille is a spiteful bitch she had a talent show to go to.

Congrats Boo!  I hope the fourth time's the charm! 

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion - Part 2

Andy Cohen starts off the second half of the reunion show with a bang.  After bringing up the fight between Camille and Kyle for the millionth time he turns to Kim and asks, "Is Kyle a bully?"

Well, Jesus Christ!  Why not just dig up their beloved dead mother and show her to them!

Kim dances around this for a minute before the Wicked Witch of Beverly Hills Camille chimes in, "I've seen her bully you, " like her shit don't stink.  This does not go over well with Lisa who is the only one who sticks up for Kyle.

When Andy confronts Camille about being irresponsible for the majority of her actions on the show she, for some fucked up reason brings up when she basically said that Mauricio is cheating on Kyle.  In her defense, she does say that she regrets being a megabitch and bringing that up but come on, I don't care if that stupid broad from Medium brought it up first!  Not cool, bizzatch!  Not cool at all!

Then we get into the Cedric situation.

Turns out Cedric is a big douchebag who freaked out on Lisa and Ken when he was moving out and totally turned on the Todds, only to come back the following day and demand money from the uber-rich couple or he would sell lies to the tabs.  Andy got his grubby little hands on a video of Cedric telling his side of the story.  In the video Cedric basically says he was sick of being treated like Jiggy and being Lisa's bitch boy, he accused her of changing when the show started and becoming a parody of herself.  Whatevs dude.  I'm team Lisa but mostly because I can smell a liar a mile away and something never sat quite right with me when Cedric was telling his story about his mother being a french prostitute and leaving him in a phone booth.  Yeah, I saw that movie too, dude.  (Ken later states that they did find out that some if not all of his tale of french woe was a sham.)

Now let's get into Taylor aka Shana, she cries about her icy husband and her marriage for the millionth time and let's us know that the trip at the end of the season was good for them.  Next.

Bring on the bitches!

The husbands come on out but who the Hell cares about any of them besides hot ass Mauricio, yum.  The sexy real estate guru revealed that women have been sending him racy emails and photos (it wasn't me, I swear) and Camille made damn sure everyone knew that she hired him back after firing him for being married to her arch enemy Kyle...it's all very mature and dignified.  Andy touches briefly on Handsome Nick and Camille states she's clearly having an affair with him just kissing him because she's Italian.

When Ken starts talking about Cedric it's quite poignant.  Perhaps made clearer by being surrounded in so much garbage and fluff but I really felt for the Todds at this point.  Cedric lashed out at this family quite cruelly, whether or not he was mistreated or not, he went too far by yelling at Ken that he "fucking hated his wife and his kids."  Harsh dude.  No need to bring the Junior Todds into this mess.

Andy strikes for blood with the sisters by again asking Kim if she thought that Kyle bullied her.  They cry and talk in circles about tough love and dominant personalities before Kim completely loses it.  Bawling like a baby, she admits that Kyle is tough on her and they fight too much.  Then we get to relive the damn limo scene.  This scene, and only this scene, is what prompted me to start posting about these pampered Beverly Hills phonies.

Thing is, the two don't really go into the limo fight and what happened after.  They simply keep stating and re-stating how much they love each other (almost trying to convince themselves) and how they won't talk about that night.  Andy must've been pooping in his Dolce.  God love him for trying though.

The dinner from hell is up next.  Now anyone who watches this garbage knows what went on there.  A whole bunch of bitch!  The ladies confront Camille about being friends with such a psycho and she cops to the fact that her drinking buddy said some fucked up things.  And according to Andy, the number one question on the Bravo blogs was if Alison was such a powerful medium then why didn't she tell Camille about Kelsey?  Camille says that she thinks the reading that Alison got on Kyle was about her.  Well, if that ain't a bunch of bullshit?

The show closes with some of the ladies regrets and they're fairly obvious.  Lisa doesn't have any, Taylor regrets saying she was going to "go all Oklahoma" on Kim's ass, Kyle regrets fighting with everyone, Adrienne has no regrets, Kim regrets being born fighting with Taylor and Kyle and the lovely former Mrs. Grammer regrets everything with Kyle.  Yawn.

It is kind of weird when Andy offers up the usual final toast making clear that they have cider as well as booze for the ladies to drink.  Poor drunk Kim.  Looking like a fool till the end.

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Finale Season 1 - WTF Was That???

So, last night I checked out The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills finale and I have to say - these bitches have snapped!

The whole season was a little ho hum (especially compared to the ladies of Jersey or Atlanta franchises) and consisted of little more than a whole bunch of drama over a "Dinner from Hell" with some bitch psychic the show Medium was based on and of course, Camille and Kelsey Grammer getting a gnarly divorce.  Other then that there was some bickering between the Richards sisters (Paris Hilton's aunts) and a few marital problems between Brody Jenner's mom Linda Thompson's BFF Taylor Armstrong and her cold as ice husband.

SIDENOTE:  Something semi-interesting about this installment of Housewives are the cameos by 90s pop culture figures like Kato Kaelin and Faye Resnick, granted both were OJ Simpson trial made icons of faux fame but it's interesting to see them later in life. 

But the finale was an exquisite shitstorm of reality garbage culminating in the loss of a hot, gay houseguest and the destruction of two (almost three) families.

The finale picks up in New York at the Tony's where we see Camille and Kelsey being awkward and pretending nothing is wrong in front of their snooty friends.  Props to the Bravo crew for catching a masterful clip where Camille and Kelsey exit the limo on opposite sides making for a sweet, metaphorical clip of real reality.  They weren't allowed to film the red carpet so the next time we see Camille she is talking to a paid employee friend about how shocked she was when she went to the couple's lavish New York apartment and had to show ID because the doorman argued she was not the Mrs. Grammer he knew.  That brought the LOLs!  Ha!  Probably shocked the shit out of the stupid bitch!

So, the cat was out of the horny bag and she realized that she and Kelsey weren't going to work it out because surprise, surprise there was a new blonde in town!

Basically other than that the whole episode was a wash up until the final party where Kim Richards showed up hammered and Taylor started a whole lot of trouble over a whole lot of nothing.  When Kyle, Adrienne and Lisa all came over to see what the Hell was going down Kim felt ganged up on and started lashing out saying that she actually didn't like any of them...WTF dude?  Rude much. 

After a whole bunch of he said, she said Kim takes off for the limo to cry with that crazy looking dude Martin she is "dating" and whines to him for a while about how much everyone sucks.  Adrienne comes in, the only sane one on the show beside Lisa, and tries to comfort her drunk ass to no avail when Kyle bursts in.

Here's where the shit hit the fan!

Apparently the sisters have a whole lot of misplaced anger and they plan to take it out on each other by airing all their dirty laundry at once!  So, the gist of it seemed to be that Kim is an alcoholic who mooches off hot ass, superstar Realtor Mauricio and Kyle is a cold bitch who is jealous because Kim had all their mother's attention growing up.  Kim screamed out some crazy shit about Kyle stealing her fucking house - whatever the fuck that means and about Kyle being fake.  Kyle was hooting and hollering about their mother worrying about Kim her whole life (and death - ouch) and about how she had to take over caring for her drunk sister.

At the end of the whole mess, Kyle cut Kim off from everything and told Mauricio they were "done with her" as she headed out of the limo.  The title cards came up in usual Housewife fashion and said that Kim's family checked her into rehab (the tabloids say she checked herself out a week later) and that Kyle and Kim didn't talk for weeks after the fight.

It was a whole lot of crazy and God love them for it.  These ladies may just make for good TV after all.

Camille Grammer is About to Up the Ante

So, Camille is clearly a bitch.

Yeah, yeah I get that her husband left her after 13 years with two kids she doesn't really seem to like for a younger chick but there's no need for the shit storm that's supposedly about to hit.

Radar Online is reporting that Camille has a truckload of dirty little secrets on Frasier she is planning to reveal as she grows more and more bitter about the divorce with the $120 million man.  Seems Frasier not only likes to wear women's clothes but prefers to have sex dressed as a woman and there were even pics that surfaced a while back showing the star in some compromising sexual scenarios.

I'll admit, it seems a little freaky deaky but whatevs...you go girl!  I'm a strong believer in the bedroom being hands off...like fight club...the first rule of the crazy shit you do in the bedroom is you don't talk about the crazy shit you do in the bedroom.  Seperation of church and state people!!!

No matter how pissed you get at someone you shouldn't go and write a tell all about their weird sex things.  Especially when there are two kids in the mix.  Bad form Camille.  Bad form.

Camille Grammer Implies Kelsey Grammer is a Crossdresser on Howard Stern

Oh no she di'int!

The vapid, stupid, soon to be ex-wife of Frasier, Camille Grammer, has gone and opened up on Howard Stern's radio show about the Broadway star and his penchant for dressing in women's clothing.

Now, obviously I was not too surprised when Niles finally came out of the closet on The View to a clucking bunch of hens but this...this would shock me a little.

(Not that there's anything wrong with that, if you're a dude and you want to go ahead and dress in women's shit you go nuts...that's your deal.  But for a trophy wife to go on one of the highest-rated Sirius shows on the radio and imply that he is doing so is in bad taste.  Wife or not, it's not her place to tell anyone anything about him.)

The 90s porn star never outright said it but she definitely implied it going on to say some generic shit like "Kelsey is all man", "I'm not saying it" and "He has a really small waist" in lieu of having any class.

His rep shot back "While it is not clear why Camille Grammer continues making public statements about her marriage to Kelsey, it is crystal clear that Kelsey will continue not responding, regardless of content."  See, even for a dude who used to rival Charlie Sheen in the crazy-hooker nights department he still stands taller then this former Playboy hoochie.  Booyah!

Camille Grammer Quits Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Oh snap!  The reunion taping must've been bad!

Notorious Bev Hills housewife Camille Grammer has quit the show allegedly just hours after taping the reunion.  She hasn't released any statements thus far, but being that she is a complete idiot who was busy feuding with Paris' aunt about nothing and getting a quickie divorce, she might not have had much free time recently.

Now, anyone who watches this garbage (I myself am obsessed with Housewife drama) know how these housewife shows work...they tape everyone being rich and fabu and making drama with other rich and fabu people, not to mention taping their less-then-stellar fuck ups and bad parenting and take it all at the end and smoosh it together using the most fucked up footage as the headlining act.  Then they have a reunion show where they all berate and judge each other for being fuck ups and fight like tweens fight over Justin Bieber...DIRTY!  It's hilarious!

Being that Camille is going through what appears to be a nasty divorce with one of my fave actors I want to cut her some slack...it must be a lot for her...and her kids...

But if she takes him for all his Frasier bucks I'm going to put aside my feelings of false empathy and go back to hatin' on her.  Woman behind the man my ass!  Bitch wouldn't know how to make him a cup of coffee before work!  The divorce is still ongoing but Frasier wants it over with asap so he can marry the homewrecker he was banging behind Camille's back.  I hope he keeps most of the moola and she has to get her stripper heels out of retirement.  If the show has any sort of semblance to reality, our dear Camille deserves nothing less.