Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Madonna. Show all posts

5.29.2012

Video of the Day! Madonna Shows That Born This Way IS Express Yourself


In the words of that beautiful vested bastard Nelson from The Simpsons...

HA HA!

Back in the day when Lady Gaga jacked one of the most famous Madonna songs ever, Express Yourself, I bet she didn't see this coming!  Sure, GooGoo knew that Madonna was a little irked she ripped her off because frankly, it was a straight up fucking heist - same chord changes and all, and Madge had mentioned in interviews that it was a redone version of her song.  CaCa called the whole thing 'retarded' (BAD WORD!  DON'T DO THAT!) which is typical of  some idiot 20-something year old rich kid from NY...

Well, check out the mash-up Madonna did in Tel Aviv of the two songs.



I'm no music mogul but it sounds pretty damn seamless to me!

Oh and email me all you want with your hate Little Monsters (they DO! - they're rabid little buggers!)  All I'm saying is that it's not real - Gaga's schtick - I mean...

The emperor has no clothes.

(And no, that disgusting, stinky ass meat dress doesn't count as clothes.  Y'all KNOW that so stop pretending THAT was fashion.)

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2.03.2012

Madonna Versus Boob Enthusiast Joe Francis


Ugh - douchebaggery at its finest!  Like really, dude?  She could crush you with one swift vogue you MF!  Recognize!

Basically, TMZ is reporting that Joe Francis is being a dumbass about Madonna's new song, Girls Gone Wild, and has sent a C and D letter threatening to sue her if she sings it at the Superbowl on Sunday.  His lawyer (also apparently a dumbass) says in the letter that Madonna and her "co-conspirators" are trying to get a "...free ride on the valuable consumer goodwill and brand recognition" of his trademark.    

Bitch should counter-sue him for being a fucktard - really!  She's Madonna, mofo!  Brand recognition?  She goes by one name!  ONE NAME!  Show some goddamn respect, man!

Frankly, as far as I can tell he's just some rich prick who makes shitty titty vids.  (Sometimes a rhyme helps.)

Anyways, he says he'll chill out if she agrees to the following:


Madonna hasn't commented, but her statement really should include the words fuck and you.  Just sayin'. 

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10.03.2011

Madonna Is Doing the Superbowl?


From sbnation.com, "Madonna will perform during the Super Bowl XLVI halftime show at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis on February 5, sources close to the event told SBNation.com on Monday. A spokesperson for the NFL declined to comment."

From aol.sportingnews.com, "Madonna — who will get the nod to sing and dance in ’12 at halftime of Super Bowl XLVI in Indianapolis’ Lucas Oil Stadium. The Material Girl will be the follow up to Fergie, who performed as part of the Black Eyed Peas in Super Bowl XLV at Cowboys Stadium in Arlington, Texas."

So yes, look to see Madonna have a wardrobe malfunction during the Superbowl. 

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9.02.2011

Madonna is Looking All Sorts of Old in Venice


Oh nooo!!!  It finally happened, Madonna's age caught up with her.

She has been notoriously successful at keeping her mug from looking like an old bag but it appears time came marching along...and that shit marched right across her face!  Don't get me wrong, I'm bitch's biggest fan, but day-um!  Turns out, in hindsight, that those fillers were a BAAAD idea.  I'm not talking Evita bad either, I'm talking like, making Swept Away bad!!!  Still lookin' good for a 53-year-old broad who never sleeps and works 25-8 though...and her body's still sick. 

Anyways, she was there to promote her new movie W.E. which got (mostly) scathing first reviews.  It's a flick about that Wallis Simpson dude - the American socialite for whom King Edward VII abdicated the British throne prior to World War II (think part one of The King's Speech.)

Oh and check out this little nugget of horseshit I snatched out of the shitrags last night - InTouch Weekly says, "According to a friend, Madge won't let her 29-years-younger lover Brahim Zaibat use her, ahem, throne.  Madonna doesn't even let her kids use her toilet.  It's just her thing. She is very generous, but this is the one thing she doesn't want to share."

LOL who fucking cares???  She probably has more than one toilet in the house so they can go take dumps elsewhere!  And who's this "friend"?  Madonna could kill you with an icy stare and a Vogue, ho!!!  So, shut the hell up and stay out of her shitter!

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8.19.2011

Ten Worst Celeb Tippers Ever


Check out this list of the worst celeb tippers that was "put together by Lee Klein of the New Times."  He says "he compiled information from more than a half-dozen sites devoted to tipping." 

You'd be surprised who the cheapo weepos are!  I was. 

10. Rachael Ray This ho showed up on a lot of the lists apparently as a gnarly cheap tipper.  She "Tipped $1 on a $10 tab" according to List of the Day, which also pointed out the fact that she "[promotes] less than a 20% tip on a show that millions of people watch!"  Well, fuck her eh? 

9. Bill Cosby took the #6 rank on Glamorati's list of 34 notoriously bad tippers, (and he's also on about every other list outed for his less than stellar tipping.)  Once he left a $3 tip on a $350 order.  Well, whatever!  It's BILL COSBY!  You mofos take what he gives you and be thankful for that!  BILL COSBY!  (I'm sooo starstruck!)

8. Sean Penn and three others allegedly once had "New Orleans waiters waiting on them hand and foot. The tip left on a $450 tab? Absolutely nothing."  Glamorati says, "There are lots of instances of Sean Penn stiffing waitstaff."  Penn is also ranked number three on the Frisky's compilation of measly stars.  Really weird because I thought dude was all about helping people out!  He is very philanthropic though (and married Madonna!!! *screeching like a Belieber*) - so we'll let him slide... 

7. Mariah Carey (ugh) is said to have kept a restaurant open late for a bigass party and afterwards Glamorati and the New York Post outed her assholedness by printing "Mariah and crew were very diva-ish with their demands. Despite keeping staffers jumping and a high tab, no one left a tip."  Dumb bitch.

6. Usher is always on these lists including the Stained Apron's 44 tipping "sinners," and has the illustrious honor of holding the number five spot on the Frisky.  Glamorati says he,  "always tries to get someone else to pick up the bill," and a pretty popular story about the Bieber's mentor is one where Usher once left his autograph as a tip.  Hope JB doesn't copy that from him though I'm sure some are THRILLED with being left shit like this. 

5. Jeremy Piven once showed up at Nobu in Aspen with 12 of his bros without a reservation.  After being seated and served, "Piven reportedly told the manager: 'Thanks for nothing,' and left a signed Entourage DVD as the tip (editors note: cost of DVD left = from $29.95+, cost of an average dish at Nobu = $30, cost of being the awesome ARI GOLD = priceless.)  In his defense, the webiste says an 18% gratuity is automatically added for parties of 6 or more.  Anyways, according to the story, "a Nobu employee hurled the box at Piven as he was leaving, and Piven was banned from ever returning."  This earned Piven the number one "worst tipper" spot on Zimbio's list of ten worst,  number two on thefrisky.com, and at or near the top on a shitload of others.  At least Ari only had one incident of being a douche though... 

4. LeBron James placed number four on thefrisky.com's list.  Once James made a Cleveland steak house stay open until 4 am so he could get his Sizzler on and the bill totaled $800 on which he left a whopping $10. Friggin' athletes and their super-sized contracts!  And who the fuck eats $800 worth of food at a steakhouse?  Jesus Christ!  This guy's arteries are prob more clogged up than Lindsay's crackpipe.

3. Barbra Streisand has several mentions on several lists - she "doesn't always tip,"  and Thefrisky.com says that at a NY restaurant, Streisand once "left a $10 tip for a $457 tab."  In my opinion she seems like a D-I-V-A anyway - I don't expect her to be to courteous to waitstaff as it is.  No big shock - moving on...

2. Madonna (NOOO! Say it ain't so, Madge!)  In 2008 Glamorati placed Madonna at number one in its list of the 34 stingiest celebs.  Allegedly she, "doesn't always leave a tip, and when she does it's a cheap one."  Oh snap!  In 2009, List of the Day put her on top of its cheapster listing saying that Madonna and Guy Ritchie left an $18 tip on a $400 tab.  She is the number one bad tipper at thefrisky.com, number five on zimbio.com's list of worst tippers, and is also on LoveToKnow's survey as well.  Dammit, Madge!  You're richer than fucking Beyonce and she tips like she's drunk.  Material girl indeed... 

1. Tiger Woods takes the top spot on this list and came in number four on Zimbio's.  He is the only one perhaps who is on ALL of them.  He always says the reason he doesn't tip is because he never carries cash.  The Frisky says Tiger once dated "a gal in Las Vegas who had to tip for him whenever they went out."  Well no one said he was a gentlemen lol.  Also List of the Day said Tiger once "pulled a mulligan on a $5 tip, repocketing the money meant for a waitress after realizing he had tipped her earlier in the evening. He was possibly distracted by the $10,000 hand of blackjack he was playing."   Or maybe he was distracted by the constant sexts he was getting from strippers and whores, yo!  Distracted or not - pretty sure that guy's just a douche. 

Obvi these rich jerks can do whatever they want with their bank - but as someone who used to work in food service - it's simply an asshole move to tip someone who works their ass off less then at least 15%.  And come on, who wants to be known as an asshole?

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4.04.2011

Madonna's Late Ex-Manager's Sister Says Madonna and Kaballah Have Blood On Their Hands


Yvette Dobbie, Caresse Henry's sister, told The Daily that "Madonna and Kabbalah have blood on their hands," as "they killed my sister as surely as if they would have pulled the trigger themselves.”

Whoa, now!  Let's not get too crazy up in here!

Here's the deal, Madonna's long time manager Caresse Henry sadly committed suicide last year after being "...crestfallen, devastated, heartbroken and...very betrayed...that Madonna let the Kabbalah people have such a heavy hand in it (her career) through all of these years that she was loyal to her," said Dobbie.  Apparently, that was Henry's emotional state after being fired by the superstar 7 years ago (which I'm not trying to be a dick here - is a pretty long time to not get over the firing and/or get help for emotional issues involving said firing.)

In an email on RadarOnline that was sent to Henry upon firing it seems to be her relationship with a bodyguard that prompted the firing - which has nothing to do with Madonna's religion but...

"Everyone was telling my sister, 'It was Kabbalah. [Madonna] is doing what she has to do.'”  Well if everyone was telling her that - then it must be true! 

I'm not going to get all snarky here because the whole thing is very sad, especially considering Henry had two daughters, however I have to ask, why the Hell would you bring this up?  And take special care to trash not only Madonna (who employed Henry for almost a decade and even had one of her daughters as a flower girl in the infamous Britney Spears lesbian make out performance) but a whole religion as well?

I'm sorry for the family's loss but this is just not cool!  Let her rest in peace...

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2.24.2011

Taylor Momsen Out as Material Girl Model - Kelly Osbourne In

 Don't fuck with Madonna, man!

Taylor Momsen is becoming notorious for her I'm-trying-to-be-badass behavior and faux shocking antics.  Now she has been dropped from the Material Girl fashion line and replaced by Kelly Osbourne.  Ouch!   

This is the second time acting out has cost her a job, last year her role as Little J was cut down to almost nothing due to the GG powerhouse not wanting to be associated with her new image makeover.  I don't know what the Hell is going on with this kid!

Guessing from her actions, I guess she thinks she's going to be some sort of Courtney Love ripoff but someone should really tell her Kurt Cobain is dead and shocking behavior is only shocking when it's not devoid of any substance.  You can't pretend to be all messed up, dumbass!  You actually have to be messed up...not that I want her to be all drugged up and passed out at the Chateau Marmont.  Just be yourself, yo!  I hate to pick on the kid...because though I don't want to admit it, I actually like The Pretty Reckless, and the chick has some acting chops.  And dude, it's so hard to come back from shit like this...

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2.21.2011

Lady Gaga is a Liar - Comes Clean on Brit Radio


Ooooh - Lady Gaga is a lying liar who lies!

After taking a lot of heat when she lied about being in her stupid "vessel" egg for 3 days, Lady Gaga came clean on some radio show I've never heard of saying she was only in the stupid thing for about 3 hours.

Her little monsters are sticking up for her by saying it's a joke.  That she is just pulling our legs you dumb jerks so lay off her!  Of course she wasn't in there for 3 days!  Because that would be ridiculous, right?  Pfft - they always try to make shit up to make Gaga look less retarded don't they?  And BTW - since when were humans hatched from vessels with horns on them and shit???  Fuck, read a book man!

Reports have surfaced since that she only had enough oxygen for 30 mins. and I don't even want to know if she was pissing herself in there or not.  She sure did look limber and refreshed when she got out though...strange.  Personally, I don't really care how long she was in the stupid thing but I don't really dig liars. Especially liars who insist they are the only artist out there that's real and honest...

She also talked about writing the music for her most blatent rip off anthem Born this Way while listening to Madonna's Express Yourself in about 10 minutes...yeah, I could write tracks pretty quick too if I copied them from someone else.

Speaking of the true Queen of Pop, Madonna says she never sent Gaga an email saying she loved Born this Way, a claim recently made by the pop tart in an interview on Leno to diffuse some of the haterade that was being served up to her copycat ass.  I guess Miss Gaga thought lying to her fans about Madge would help her album sell better...if Madonna thinks it's ok it must be ok...right?

Um, no.  Actually I have a brain I like to use from time to time and I determine what I like...and me no like this!  And bitch, for anyone born in the 80s, Express Yourself is sacred shit!   

Either get back some of the real talent you had in the Fame Monster days, stop lying about shit or at least lie better, and for the love of God - stop exploiting causes to make money!

My heart aches for the little monsters who are growing up thinking that Prop 8 is a Lady Gaga tour set. 

And PS - numerous sources are reporting that the Youtube Gaga girl who stole America's hearts like a little SuBo was a publicity stunt to distract from all the bad press lately.  I call bullshit but it really wouldn't surprise me.

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2.12.2011

Lady Gaga Drops New Track - Rips Off Madonna


Well, at least she rips off good shit!

So, yesterday Lady Gaga's new track dropped two days early because she was pissing herself over how great she was and it was pretty anti-climactic.  Turns out the fame monster just sped up Express Yourself by Madonna and changed the damn words!

Now, I'm pretty infamous for bashing Gaga...I'll admit it - I hate the bitch.  She's a product of the millennium, she's a tweet...a popcorn salesman...and so fuck you, I ain't buying that brand.

The story didn't really break last night but this afternoon it looks like the internet is ablaze with comparisons between the two songs.  It doesn't seem to matter to her fans (which I gotta say, is a little disturbing to an actual music junkie) but hey, the shit that is wrong with the music industry and the new generation of music fans could fill up the Grand effing Canyon so I'm not going to get into all that.

The album cover is also quite clearly a rip off of Kylie Minogue as well, but that's another post for another time.

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