Why is Megan Fox De-Marilyn Monroeing Herself?

Some people have been wondering why the hell Marilyn Monroe's number two fan (number one is Lindsay Lohan - ugh) is removing her portrait tat of the old school beauty and she's finally thrown us a frickin' bone with a response in Italian magazine Amica.

When she was asked, "What is happening to your Marilyn?" the less than talented actress said, "I'm removing it. It is a negative character, as she suffered from personality disorders and was bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life."  Um hello???  You didn't know that shit when you got it in the first place?  Chicks like Fox ALWAYS emulate Monroe in this ignorant Scarface is my favorite movie sort of way - it's sooo cliche. 

Fox also answered a question about her belly-button ring removal saying,  "Oh, this? I did it when I was 16-years-old because I was a fan of Britney Spears. The only time I tried to imitate someone else. But then I thought it was tacky and so I removed it when I turned 20."

That's the only time you tried to imitate someone?  Don't you imitate Angelina Jolie like, all the time?  Let's not pretend these identical tattoo locations and gnarly lip injections have nothing to do with her, dude!   

And just for shits and gigs, here's a few words from the non-imitating actress about her Angelina looove, "Every time a relationship ends, I say, 'If I could just be Angelina's girlfriend, I would be so happy.'  I love Angelina Jolie. She's someone I admire and look up to. She's my favorite actress in Hollywood. I just love that she's incredibly honest, and I feel that she's not afraid to be herself. She tells you exactly what's on her mind," she told Showbizspy a couple of years ago.  The same year that Ang told, Life & Style (when asked about what she thinks of the copycat), "Is she aiding in Africa or sitting in on U.N. conferences? Donating herself to something bigger than Hollywood? I'm not familiar with her work, is she an Oscar contender?"

Ouch!  Philanthropic-based-Angelina burn!  

Gnarly!

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Megan Fox is "Not" Full of Botox

Yeah, and maybe monkeys are gonna fly outta my butt.

The self-proclaimed MegaFox is claiming (and posting all over the goddamn internet - or internets as the uneducated George Bush calls it) pics of her stupid mug that supposedly prove she never messed with her dumb face.

These are the pictures she posted on Facebook under the title, Things you Can't do With Your Face When You Have Botox.  Maybe she should've included a page on Things you Shouldn't do to Your Fucking Face!  

These half-assed photos are supposed to prove that she never did anything to her face, but when your face looks completely different than it did before it's a little obvi, dude!  And what the hell is going on with the lip situation???  Jesus Christ!   

I effin hate Heidi Montag, but at least she keeps it real!  Back scoop operation lol!  Who does that?  Sooo whack!

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Did Megan Fox Cheat on Brian Austin Green with Shia LaBeouf?

Maaaybe.

Even Steven said in a pretty candid interview with Details Magazine that he and his vapid but hot Transformer co-star had mad chemistry and spent time together while shooting the blockbusters.

When asked specifically about any sort of hook up between LaBeouf and Fox, he said, "Look, you're on the set for six months, with someone who's rooting to be attracted to you, and you're rooting to be attracted to them.  I never understood the separation of work and life in that situation.  But the time I spent with Megan was our own thing, and I think you can see the chemistry onscreen."

Hmmm, not sure I buy that there was any sort of hook up - have you SEEN David Silver???  He's a bit of a doucher but day-um - Caliente!  Anyways, a hook up would mean that she cheated on the aforementioned doucher with LaBeouf (she's now married to Green).

When the reporter asked LaBeouf directly if Fox cheated on Green, he said, "I don't know, man.  I don't know.  I don't know.  I don't know…It was what it was."  It was what it was?  Just cut the shit, man!  The world just wants to know if you banged her or not and if you did indeed bang her, if David Silver took any part in and/or videotape any sexy time?  Cough it up, bitch!     

And by the way, this is neither here nor there but what the eff is going on with MegaFox's face situation???  Yeesh, lay off the botox, dude!  You're like 20 or some shit!  You're going to end up looking like Tori Spelling *shudders*...and even though David Silver tapped that ass, I don't think that Brian Austin Green wants to. 

Fox's camp has not commented as of yet.

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The Hottest Chicks This Year - According to Maxim's Hot 100

A Bungled and the Botched break down. 

Let's see...we have Winnie Cooper riding high sans Wonder Years at #80 but damn, looks like she was just inched out by JWoww's breasts at #78.

Miley Bird comes in at #64 but was sadly beaten by Vagina Vanessa Hudgens (whose vagina is all over the internet) at #54 (vagina!).  Our favorite jailbird Lindsay landed in her orange jumpsuit at #38 which was just bested by Canadian cutie Avril Lavigne (who better get the hell away from my Brody or I'll cut her!) who came in at #34.

Britney (probably because she's not bald anymore) is at the cusp of the top quarter at #25 followed by Mega Fox, who is down to #17 from #5!  Shouldn't have messed with Michael Bay, man!  NO ONE messes with Michael Bay.

The Black Swans, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis, came in at #8 and #5 respectively.  Which brings us to the top spots - exciting stuff!  Pfft.

#4 goes to my lesbian crush Cameron Diaz
#3 is last year's #1 Katy Perry (gross - but I'm not a dude, so whatevs)
#2 was nabbed by Olivia Munn - shout out to the half Asians!  Whoot!
And #1 is the new Megan Fox (2.0 shit!) Rosie Huntington Whiteley who famously took over for the vapid brunette after she "left" the latest Transformers Movie

There you go horny dudes - the link is here for pics (y'know *whispers* for spank bank purposes.)  

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