RHOBH's Kim Richards Got Shitfaced and Kicked a Cop - Allegedly

All aboard the hot mess express, yo...

Here's what went down - Allegedly.  > 

- Kim Richards was arrested at the Beverly Hills Hotel (Polo Lounge) early this morning after going on a "drunken rampage."

- That ridiculous asshole Brandi was not with her at the time.

- She went into a bathroom and refused to come out.  Cops were called and had to "drag her out".

- She was probably in there thinking about how awesome her sister Kathy is.

- Kathy dgaf.

- She was "reportedly belligerent, slurring her speech and reeked of booze." 

- When taken to jail for a citation she "kicked a police officer."

- She'll most likely blame Kyle. 

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Whatever Happened to Jody Claman of The Real Housewives of Vancouver?

Ugh, this bitch...

For two seasons of The Real Housewives of Vancouver, Jody Claman wreaked havoc on the ladies of the affluent west coast city, degrading most of them in any given ep and even suing a few.

Well!  Cut to 2012 and the show was cancelled (such a bummer) leaving most of the ladies to go back to their pretty awesome lives.  

All of them but Jody...

Her West end shop, The Glass House Boutique (the one she owns with her daughter Mia) was vandalized by an animal rights group for being a large distributor of (possibly used) fur products and isn't open regularly anymore, her daughter Mia was shot in the shoulder while hanging out with her alleged gang banger BF (they actually sued poor Mary Zilba AGAIN when she spoke about the shooting), her catering company shut down for quite a few years, Mia got knocked up by said alleged gang banger and her husband divorced her leaving her with absolutely no money and court costs up the arse.

DAAAAMN!  That's a whooooole lotta bad juju!     

Here's the skinny on the divorce >   

When grilled by her ex-hubby's attorney in court last fall Jody lamented that she is broke as fuck saying she was "$148,000 in debt and has expenses of $50,000 a month."

She claims to need the $50k a month to cover the mortgages on three homes citing that she wasn't able to borrow against the properties and she has shitty credit.  Jody is apparently against selling anything to cover the costs of being Jody but her ex (Eran Friedlander) ain't buying it.

Without a pre-nup (dumbass) her ex has the right to half of everything but she claims her monthly expenses include $400 for transportation (bitch claims to take the bus yeah right), $300 for clothes and $1200 for charitable donations to a shelter so she can't afford to pay/give him any dough.  

Sell some of those tiaras, woman!    

Also embarrassing for the thrice married matriarch of Clamanville was a psych assessment that was completed for the trial where she was found to be "aggressive" and "narcissistic." 

Duh.  Who needs the assessment?  Watch the show!  

The Judge (Miriam Gropper) "dismissed [Jody's] evidence outright and accused her of manipulating her daughter [that cute lil' towhead, Hannah] and the court-appointed psychologist and of trying to manipulate the court."  She also said Jody would do "anything to get what she wanted with no regard for the truth."

No love from the judge...

Claman was to pony up $600k to her ex by January of this year.  I couldn't find any further info online regarding if she paid him or not and the jerk blocked me from twitter because I tweeted with Mary about the weather a couple of times (oy vey) but the last posted reference on The Province suggests she was appealing the case.

I'm not into kicking people when they're down and Mia has always been cool with me on twitter but Jody is a merciless insult assassin who takes HUGE pleasure in not only trashing people publicly but also screwing with their lives.  Honestly, I think some people deserve to be kicked.

Maybe she'll be nicer now that she's been dealt the shitty hand she tried so hard to deal to other people.  Either way...

Bye Felicia.  Kiss kiss!

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Vicki Gunvalson Got Herself a New Man

Brooks who?

Looks like original RHOC gangsta Vicki Gunvalson has ditched the bitch Brooks and is now in a relationship with a hot shot NYC lawyer named John Pankauski (below). 

YAY!  Love affirmations for everyone!!!

The two met in April and 'a source' says that "Sparks started flying..." between the Slade-hating insurance queen and Pankauski (who also just happens to also own a winery).  

Woo Hoo!  Free wine!!!

Vicki has always kind of sucked at love (I MISS DONN!) and allegedly has only been Crooks Brooks-free for a couple of months so who knows if this shit will be sizzlin' or fizzlin'.  

Either way, free wine is never bad.    

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Cast in Next Lady Gaga Video

Pop culture crossover, bitches!!!

E News is reporting that slutpig Lady Gagme Gaga has cast the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in her newest video.

According to the non-news news site the concept was the pop tart's idea and she will be directing the video which B T Dubs will also have a Miss Andy in it too.

Love me some Andy...

BUT > Ch'all know who's not in it thouuuuugh?

Two of the BH biotches will be MIA for the vid (E doesn't say why) and it's none other than Jacqueline Joyce and fall down drunk, LeAnn hating Brandi (who may have been cast but missed it because she's generally too drunk to know what fucking day it is.)

They didn't even mention Yolanda - one of my faves whoot! - in the article so I'm not too sure if Ryan Seacrest is mad at her dutch ass or David Foster made some calls and she is in fact now Lady Gaga...hard to tell what's what sometimes with today's shoddy journalism.

The shoot is taking place today at Hearst Castle.

Bleh.  Stupid music industry...I miss Kurt Cobain.

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Mario got Kicked off the Ramonacoaster

Real Housewife of New York's original gangsta, Ramona Singer, has filed for divorce from her hubby of 27 years Mario.

Allegedly, there was an epic fight out at their Hampton's McMansion last weekend when CrazyEyes walked in on Mario with another lady friend.  Jill Zarin A source called Page Six ASAP and claimed cops were called though no charges were laid.

Rumors of indiscretions had been plaguing the couple since forever and one mistress came out of the woodwork last summer, these recent events are what perhaps prompted Ramona to tell Mario to step the fuck off.

UsWeekly says they're already dating other people and supposedly fighting has just begun over their fortune and properties...Keep in mind, these two are some serious ass ballbusting businesspeople!  Masters of their universes...People who have their "eye on the prize" so to speak.  

Translation:  This is gonna get ugly!

Watch what happens...

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Teresa and Juicy Joe Giudice Hit with a 39 Count Indictment

This...is not so fabulicious.

Teresa Jew-Dee-Chee and her Juicy jerk of a hubby may really be up shit creek without a paddle now!  The legally-challenged couple has had their share of trouble in the past but this time it looks like someone may actually finally be going to jail for the frauds they've been committing since in or around 2001.

Allegedly ;).

The twosome are facing a 39 count indictment and could go to jail for up to 50 years!  (Here's the indictment.)

Mama Mia!

Charges include some shady ass bankruptcy filings, five year long tax evasion issues and fraudulent mortgage/loan dealings.  Well god damn!  I knew they were ripping off the system but I didn't know they weren't paying taxes and shit!  Perhaps it isn't the best idea to go on a reality show when you're a crook.  That's pretty ballsy!  JUICY BALLLLLLS!

Twitter is blowing up and as always there are two camps of thought on this...

Some people want the Skinny Italian cook book thrown at them and some (Trehuggers as they're known) seem to be very much behind the couple claiming that it's all a mistake of sorts.  Some Trehuggers even blame Bravo and Andy for the whole ordeal which is so fucking stupid I can't even believe it.

Personally, I'm not Team Melissa OR Team Teresa...but I am Team Don't Be a Fucking Moron, and they don't just charge you with not paying your taxes unless they can prove you didn't file your taxes.  Courts are funny like that - They don't care how fabu you think you are.

Teresa posted this a little earlier and will be pleading Not Guilty.  No word from the Juicy one yet.

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I'll take Milania, man!  I love that little firecracka!

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InTouch Says Danielle Staub is Coming Back to the Real Housewives

Ha!  I'll believe this shit when I see it!

I'm having beef with InTouch because they've been particularly horrible at printing things that are true lately so I'm not going to count my prostitution whores before they get a table flipped on them/get their weave pulled out (remember that shit???  Ashlee is SUCH a brat lol!) but according to the rag mag this is happening >

"Bravo has offered Danielle a contract," a show insider reveals exclusively to In Touch. "Danielle is contemplating whether this will be full-time or part-time."

Another source confirms the news, telling In Touch, "She will be filming several episodes." According to the source, filming for the upcoming series has already begun and is capturing feuding sister-in-laws Teresa and Melissa as they – separately – pick up the pieces in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy.

"The producers squeezed all the juice they could from the Giudices-versus-Gorgas story line and had to think of a fresh outlet for drama," the source tells In Touch, referring to the recent fireworks between Teresa Giudice and her sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga. With Danielle, there shouldn't be any shortage of theatrics. "Having her back on will ruffle a lot of feathers!"

Oh lord help us all!

Watch what happens...

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Video of the Day! Brandi Glanville Talks Leann Rimes' "Twee-Hab" On WWHL

Kitty has claws!  Rawr!

I don't like to play faves with the Housewives but letsbereals, Brandi Glanville is awesome!  She's not going to let the bitch who stole her manz just do some dumb shit and not comment.  So when asked about LeAnn's recent rehab stint on WWHL - she told everyone wuzzup!

For those of you not in the loop LeAnn basically fucking snapped on Twitter one day because she can't handle her shit people were bothering her or some such nonsense and she broke down and went to rehab for it (and exhaustion.)

(Allegedly.)

Check out the vid >



By the way, as someone who is fucking always on Twitter (@bungledbotched) you gotta just BLOCK AND ROLL, yo!  Don't let some asshat get to you in some jerk snippets of 140 letters or less...that's just crazy...

And NO ONE wants to bang the crazy bitch on twitter!

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Alexis Bellino on Buying Followers - It Wasn't Me!

Lol - Ooookay...

I don't mind Alexis - she comes off a little duuuh at times and she is definitely materialistic - but whatevs...there's worse things than being superficial.

Lately, Bravo's "ladies" of the Real Housewives have been under fire for buying twitter followers.  This has been backed up by using twitter monitoring sites which show irregular jumps in followers.  I'm talking super irregular jumps...like when Jesus Jugs gained 30k in a day.

Former bestie Gretchen, her man Slade and Tamra jumped all over that shit and even put her on blast on twitter and on Slade's radio show (which by the way is surprisingly good - Go on, Slade!  I ain't hatin'!)

Alexis (never one to keep her trap shut) took to Fox News (this is soooo not news) to give her explanation of the boom in followers >

"Let me be very clear on this issue, neither myself nor members of my team have ever purchased a Twitter fan...What I have learned is that someone else can do this to my account, and it's very interesting how this chain of events has unfolded, and how certain people seem so knowledgeable and opinionated about what is happening to my account."

Translation - those bitches Tamra and Gretchen must've done it!

I'm not really buying it though.  I know Tamra and Gretchen can be psychotic (especially when teamed up) but I certainly don't think they have some sort of nefarious plan to take down Alexis using social media.

I wouldn't be surprised either way though...

Naked wasted anyone?

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RHONY Countess LuAnn Had Her Tubes Tied Says Her Mom

Not really any of our beeeeswax but when one of your main storylines is about how you want to have a baby with your boyfriend, it gets brought up...

I haven't been watching this season of Real Housewives of New York but I pretty much know what's up.  What's up is that one of LuAnn de Lessep's main storylines is that she's trying to get knocked up by Jacques, her younger man on the show.  Thing is, according to the HuffPo, her mother told them that she got her tubes tied after having Noel.

What is this horseshit?

Rob Schuter, friend of Jill Zarin and reporter for the newspaper, spoke to her mother at the premiere party for this season and he says that he asked her mother numerous times about LuAnn's own damn business and each time she said, "Her tubes are tied."

The Countess responded, "If she said that, it's my mother's way of joking. She had seven children, and at this point, she would rather travel with me than babysit, but it's absolutely not true."

Not sure what babysitting has to do with anything...

As of yet, the Countess is not knocked up.

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Was Brandi Glanville Banging Someone in a Bathroom at Kyle Richard's Party?

Um, I doubt it lol!

This is a pile of gossipy stupidness I picked up from The Daily Fail Mail via Radar (who, since bought by Star, is just sooo wrong all the damn time) so...

Bigass grain of salt!

The blogosphere blew up earlier when Radar ran an article titled, Brandi Glanville 'Caught' Having Sex in Bathroom at Kyle Richard's Party!  Though it's pretty widely known that Miss Glanville is a totally awesome badass, this one seems a little far fetched!  It has been speculated that these Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have the strongest relationships with the press since Jill Zarin neutered Rob Schuter, so it could be true.  I believe Adrienne Maloof was tied to Radar a few times... 

#JustSayin

Anywho, the sexfest (with an unnamed guy) supposedly went down at Kyle and Mauricio's infamous White Party.  Excerpts via Radar >

"Brandi was in the bathroom with a guy having sex when the girls caught her," multiple sources -- who all say they heard explicit noises coming through the bathroom door -- exclusively told RadarOnline.com. "They couldn't believe that she was doing that and they were all stunned when they found her."

According to our sources, the Bravo reality show crew caught her too.

"The crew thought it was hilarious and would really make for great TV, but who knows if they'll ever air that.  Poor Kyle planned this gorgeous party and her guests were acting like total hicks the entire night."

Lol @ hicks, yo!  And explicit noises?  *faux stunned sigh!*  

Poor little rich, hot-hubby-having Kyle...

Brandi hasn't taken to her sassy twitter to defend it but she's been travelling so I doubt she's even seen it.

I'll update if any housewife shit hits the Chanel fan over it.  

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Adrienne Maloof and Paul Nassif are Separating...

Welcome to Beverly Hills...

TMZ is reporting that Paul Nassif (house hubby on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) is filing for separation from his housewife Adrienne.  He plans to do it this week.  It bears noting that other sites insist SHE is the one who left him.  Hard to tell what's true, but TMZ is legit - so Imma go with them.

TMZ says Adrienne knows about his intentions to file and though they've tried to work things out - they couldn't avoid a separation.  They have 3 kids, a huge ass mansion and a couple of companies...

(She kept all her Maloof shit separate because she's NOOO joke as a bizwoman.)

This comes on the heels of a bunch of crazy crap that's going on behind the scenes with RHOBH.  It's been rumored that Adrienne and former bestie/braless beauty Brandi Glanville are hating on each other like a couple of tweens.  Word on the net is that Lisa is using Brandi as a puppet to take down Adrienne in the public eye because she pissed her off with a few zingers or something.  The whole thing's getting messy and now sources say that lawyers are getting involved...Adrienne allegedly didn't even go on the obligatory Housewife Getaway trip this upcoming season because of the aforementioned "mean girls."

Not sure Paul was up for the shit show!

Here's the court papers.

Watch what happens...

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Brooks Ayers Tweets He Didn't "Out" Briana's Pregnancy - Calls it a Lie

So Briana's lying?

Riiiight!

Brooks is on twitter.  I follow him and his "lady" Vicki (along with most of the others) because I am a housewife addict.  That being said...

(SPOILER ALERT - IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN PART 2 OF THE RHOC REUNION YOU MAY NOT WANT TO READ THIS.)

I have watched Briana Culberson (Nee Wolfsmith) on TV for 7 years.  Doesn't make me an expert on the no-nonsense girl but does give her a track record...And make no mistake, there are NO proven lies on that record.

Unless you're into believing Brooks Ayers that is...

During a fucking EPIC reunion part two (gah!  I watched it twice lol!) Miss Briana took the stand so to speak and told a gaggle of shocked viewers that her mother's BF Brooks, outed her pregnancy and wedding reception date on a radio show much to her chagrin.  We all gasped and Oh no he di'inted! and then hesitantly moved on to that bomb about Donn -

Sidebar:  WTF was that?  Donn had a 20 year affair???  MAMA NOOOOO!

Anyways, someone on twitter asked him why he outed her and dude had the gall to post this >

Notice how he didn't tag his lady in his response?

So buddy expects us to believe that Briana lied about it?  Well, fuck you very much cuz I ain't buying that brand!

Y'all shouldn't either...this Brooks is all sorts of sketch with a side of shady...He wouldn't even sit on the couch with Briana at the reunion he was so afraid of her truth-telling, 20-something-year-old ass!

Check out the 20/20 interview he's suing over...



Yeah!  Who's the liar now...?

Bitch!

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Why is Teresa Giudice Always Rockin' the Camel Toe?

That is the question...

The answer is I have no effin' clue!  Is she getting paid?  Is this her own design?  Why doesn't Milania have a spinoff yet?

No one (besides possibly Juicy Joe) knows what's up with this fashion don't she insists on rockin' in every shade of camel toe...

'Sa mystery it is...

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Jim and Alexis Bellino's Trampoline Park Opens - VIDEO

Real Housewives of Orange County cast members Alexis and Jim Bellino have opened that Sky Zone trampoline park they've mentioned on the show and they are showing it off like it's a new pair of triple Ds!

The facility is an impressive 35000 ft and is located in Anaheim.  Jimmy boy got the idea for it through a "business" partner.  Alexis will be teaching some sort of tramp aerobics there.  Ba da rump pump paaa!

So how much does it cost to jump on a trampoline in the park that the Bellino's built?

$10 for 30 effin' minutes?  Do they know that jumping is free?  

Nah, just kidding - I'll admit, it looks pretty fun in the videos below.

It's just a couple of clips of Alexis and Jim pimping it out >

Jim's chin jobby is lookin' goooood!  WERK!

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20/20 Interview with RHOC's Newest "Deadbeat" Brooks Ayers VIDEO

ACK!  Slade who?

For some weird ass reason Vicki "I cry all the time because I'm the happiest I've ever been" Gunvalson's man Brooks Ayers was on 20/20 on Friday and shit was not good...

Brooks has only been on the show for a hot minute and has spent most of that time being Vicki's 'Yes Man' and generally just creeping everybody out with greeting cards and shit...the ladies are not a fan.  And evidently, his ex is not a big fan either.

You see, when his ex baby mama - Nicolette Catanzarite - caught wind that homeboy did an interview calling her kid with him his "extra" child, bitch went nuts, called up 20/20 and put his ass on blast in front of a multi-million person audience...

Yikes!  Take that fur coat off, Vick and RUN like the wind!  BACK TO DONN, BACK TO DONN!

Here's the vid >  It's really good - she shows the interviewer some of her own greeting cards from Brooks with the same Southern "sweet talk" and all!



I really do miss Donn man...  :(

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Andy Cohen's Interview on CNN - VIDEO

Andy Cohen was on CNN's Reliable Sources yesterday talking everything from modern news to Real Housewives - the entire interview was not aired though (due to length I suppose) and part of it ended up only on the site.

Check it out >



Personally, I could listen to the dude yak on for hours (shitfaced or not) about his life simply because I relate to his love of anything pop culture.

Love him or hate him - the guy's good at what he does...

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Slade Smiley Has a J-O-B Now! Actually He Has Three?

This is according to his girflfriend, Real Housewife of Orange County, Gretchen Rossi.  Whoot, whoot!  Sexy corn dogs for everyone!!!

Backstory > Slade has been taking mad heat for the past couple of years over alleged unpaid child support in regards to his son from Michelle Arroyo, Grayson Smiley.  Heartbreakingly, Grayson has been in and out of the hospital since he was six with a rare form of brain cancer making the story all the more juiced up.

The fact that he has seemingly remained unemployed for long periods of time in the duration and spent countless hours on Gretchen's arm on red carpets hasn't helped him in the court of public opinion and has actually really angered some and resulted in Gretchen having to help him out when "he needed it."

Now it would seem homeboy has a few jobs!  And nooo comedian isn't one of them...(Seriously, WTF was that Improv shit about?  Yikes!)  Gretchen wrote >

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When I asked her what jobs she DMd me >

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So according to her - he's doing much better job-wise and trying to take care of his bizness.  Personally, I think (if it's true) it's great!  I'm not the biggest fan of these two but I'm not a hater either.  I like them waaay more this season than previous ones, I can tell you that.

There's only one thing I find a little unsettling...

Slade posted this in reply to a viewer on his Youtube channel when they questioned why Gretch would still be with him a few weeks ago:

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Yeah, something about that middle paragraph is all sorts of sketchy to me...does he work for Gretch then too?  Or is she working for him?  "Where do you think her make-up and handbags and music all come from?" he asks?  SKETCH!  SKEEEETCH!

But what the hell do I know?  It's hard as all shit to get a straight answer out of anyone on these shows.  All backtracking, scheming and hyperbole...

S'alotta smoke and mirrors, you know?

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Kim Zolciak's House Fire - Check out the Call to 911 - AUDIO

Don't be tardy to run away from a fire, yo!

Turns out maybe Real Housewife of Atlanta Kim Z was doing just that during a flame up at her sick house in Hotlanta yesterday.  The fire was small and started in the garage and it's all cool and shit now but TMZ got a hold of the 911 call and on it you can hear Kim taking charge even though the op is trying to chill her out.

Poor Kim!  I gotta say - I LOVE that she was trying to save her dog - I'd do the same!

Check it >



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Slade Smiley is Suing Kathy Griffin? - VIDEO

I don't really know what the fuck this shit is but here's a video of "comedian" (lol - yeah right buddy!) Slade Slimey threatening to fake sue Kathy Griffin.

It's not funny at all and I'm not sure why he made it but Phaedra's in it and she's one of my fave housewives so...

That's something?  (Not much of something...)

Check it out >



Get a job, dude!  FACK!

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