Showing posts with label Ben Affleck. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ben Affleck. Show all posts
3.01.2012
Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner Had a Kid - Named Him Samuel
I miss the old Bennifer sometimes...you remember when Ben was banging J.Lo and together they would make super sexy music videos? But alas, he ended up with a more low-key Jennifer (taking a look at J.Lo's track record, it's prob for the better) and they have had two little girls.
Ben knocked her up a third time and now finally, the couple welcomes a little boy - Samuel Garner Affleck.
I'm kind of hoping they show him off to the world a la the Lion King. Heaving him up into the air whilst hip, jungle-inspired music plays in the background. Prob won't happen though...cool shit I think of never happens...Lame.
Congrats Bennifer (even though you guys aren't as cool as the original.)
I don't know why I felt the need to parentheses that - pretty sure it's some sort of sickness.
Image Via www.people.com
12.12.2011
Guess The Celebrity Kids
Oh why not, eh? Not much else going on other than Lindsay losing and finding her stupid purse...
Your mission is as follows, correctly ID all 8 of the celebrity kids below. That's it, that's all. Answers are at the bottom so don't go all scroll crazy if you want to guess. You don't win anything but feel free to go ahead and pat yourself on the back if you get 'em all right!
This kid's mom is a lip-syching guru who had her entire face changed with surgery (to look like her hotter sister no less) and his emo dad used to be a rock star in a band. Emo idiot.
This one has two of the most beautiful parents in the world and enjoys traveling, wearing ties and possibly holding impromptu UN-style conferences with her many brothers and sisters...If this kid grows up to look anything like her mommy, DAMN! Her fine ass daddy better get a gun.
This kid's parents have both played superheroes (though pretty shitty ones) and were both in the flick Pearl Harbour. Her dad almost married one of the biggest stars on the planet and won a debatable Oscar for writing when he was only 26.
This one's single mother is beloved as all hell and divorced one of the biggest douchebags in the history of douchbaggery just last year. She has moved on with her life and the kid and he moved on to cheating on the next idiot in another highly publicized break up a few months ago.
These two cool bros have musician parents (with one hell of a fashionable mother!) These are the dopest kids on the block, yo! And they know it! It is a little depressing these two are always dressed better than me and there is nothing I can do about it...but SO CUTE! Who cares!?! Puppies for everyone!!!
This kid's mother got famous because she is the sister of someone who got famous because she has a big ass and a porn tape...yes that's right. His dad is a damn funny tweeter of dick jokes and rocks a suit and a cane like it's no one's damn BIZNESS! Dude shuts it down! Every. Single. Time.
These two little ones look EXACTLY like their divorced mom and dad and should thank their lucky damn stars for that, because their parents are H-O-T! Their mother won an Oscar for her work in a biopic and their dad recently had another kid with a model he knocked up by accident.
This baby's mom's a rocker chick and her dad's a motocross legend. She has the same name as a tree and enjoys drooling, licking plastic toys and breastfeeding. Her dad was also on The Surreal Life with Janice Dickinson and Omarosa lol. Epic TV.
ANSWERS:
Bronx Wentz (Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz) Image Via www.fuckyeahbronxwentz.tumblr.com
Shiloh Jolie Pitt (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt) Image Via www.people.com
Violet Affleck (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck) Image Via www.affleckgirls.wordpress.com
Louis Bullock (Sandra Bullock) Image Via www.radaronline.com
Zuma and Kingston (Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale) Image Via www.x17.com
Mason Disick (Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick) Image Via www.x17.com
Ava and Deacon Phillippe (Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe) Image Via Fame
Willow Sage Hart (Pink and Carey Hart) Image Via www.socialitelife.com
Your mission is as follows, correctly ID all 8 of the celebrity kids below. That's it, that's all. Answers are at the bottom so don't go all scroll crazy if you want to guess. You don't win anything but feel free to go ahead and pat yourself on the back if you get 'em all right!
This kid's mom is a lip-syching guru who had her entire face changed with surgery (to look like her hotter sister no less) and his emo dad used to be a rock star in a band. Emo idiot.
This one has two of the most beautiful parents in the world and enjoys traveling, wearing ties and possibly holding impromptu UN-style conferences with her many brothers and sisters...If this kid grows up to look anything like her mommy, DAMN! Her fine ass daddy better get a gun.
This kid's parents have both played superheroes (though pretty shitty ones) and were both in the flick Pearl Harbour. Her dad almost married one of the biggest stars on the planet and won a debatable Oscar for writing when he was only 26.
This one's single mother is beloved as all hell and divorced one of the biggest douchebags in the history of douchbaggery just last year. She has moved on with her life and the kid and he moved on to cheating on the next idiot in another highly publicized break up a few months ago.
These two cool bros have musician parents (with one hell of a fashionable mother!) These are the dopest kids on the block, yo! And they know it! It is a little depressing these two are always dressed better than me and there is nothing I can do about it...but SO CUTE! Who cares!?! Puppies for everyone!!!
This kid's mother got famous because she is the sister of someone who got famous because she has a big ass and a porn tape...yes that's right. His dad is a damn funny tweeter of dick jokes and rocks a suit and a cane like it's no one's damn BIZNESS! Dude shuts it down! Every. Single. Time.
These two little ones look EXACTLY like their divorced mom and dad and should thank their lucky damn stars for that, because their parents are H-O-T! Their mother won an Oscar for her work in a biopic and their dad recently had another kid with a model he knocked up by accident.
This baby's mom's a rocker chick and her dad's a motocross legend. She has the same name as a tree and enjoys drooling, licking plastic toys and breastfeeding. Her dad was also on The Surreal Life with Janice Dickinson and Omarosa lol. Epic TV.
ANSWERS:
Bronx Wentz (Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz) Image Via www.fuckyeahbronxwentz.tumblr.com
Shiloh Jolie Pitt (Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt) Image Via www.people.com
Violet Affleck (Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck) Image Via www.affleckgirls.wordpress.com
Louis Bullock (Sandra Bullock) Image Via www.radaronline.com
Zuma and Kingston (Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale) Image Via www.x17.com
Mason Disick (Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick) Image Via www.x17.com
Ava and Deacon Phillippe (Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe) Image Via Fame
Willow Sage Hart (Pink and Carey Hart) Image Via www.socialitelife.com
11.24.2011
Good Will Hunting House For Sale
Nah, movie buffs it ain't the craphole apartment that was in the flick, or Robin William's shitty shack either...no, this was the actual place that Matt Damon and Ben Affleck (more Matt Damon) scribed the award-winning screenplay.
How do you like them apples?
The crib is described as being "...built in the 19th century but has since been redesigned as the 2,187 square feet creative beehive it is today. With four bedrooms, two bathrooms, wood floors and fireplaces for days, and beautiful views of L.A. below, it seems like the perfect Hollywood respite."
Yes, but where was the smush room????
The house is selling for a $779K if anyone wants to get in on the action...me, I just like real estate porn and daydreaming about a world where Matt and Ben are single and easily accessible under one roof.
Applesauce, bitch!
Image Via www.mls.com
8.22.2011
Ben Affleck Knocked Up Jennifer Garner Again
Guess those jerks who said that the original Bennifer would once again reign Hollywood as the most gorgeous super couple since Brad and Ang (now that J. Lo and ratface broke up) were WRONG!
Because Ben Affleck has impregnated his hot wife, Jennifer Garner, once again!
This is a hat trick for the couple and makes baby number three in their brood of ridiculously cute kiddies, joining Violet and Seraphina as heirs to the second Bennifer's throne.
Congrats to the couple! J. Lo was all sorts of wrong for you anyway, Boo! D-I-V-A! Stick with Garner - she's good shit!
Image Via www.thehollywoodgossip.com
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