Demi Moore is Going to Rehab for Exhaustion - UPDATED: Homey was Doing Whip Its!

Demi Moore is sleepy, y'all!     

She's prob pretty tired of being so goddamn skinny!  Man!  If I were her I'd be all, Get me a sandwich, you common bitches!  And make it from the testicles of 12 men!!!  

For realz though - Malnourishment could be part of the reason she's soooo tired (just speculating)...

Anyways, according to her rep - because she's so whacked out on wine sleepy all the time she's checked into a facility (*cough* rehab) to get some allegedly much needed ZZZs for a while.

TMZ however spins a pretty different story and says that the cougar has substance abuse problems that she is now seeking help with.  I'll cop to the fact that right now I'm thinkin' this just screams BOOZE!  Word on the street a while back was that she fell off the hooch wagon onto a pile of Kabbalah wine but I figured since Kelso went all Charlie Sheen on her, we should all chill the fuck out and let her have a few BlueBallTinis.  I didn't see all the Immadrunkydrunk signs though!!!  My bad.

She was admitted on Tuesday to a rehab facility who specializes in helping super-tired people kick that nasty habit of feeling sleepy.

Best of luck!  Get some ZZZs, girlfriend!

UPDATED 25/01/12:  Oh snap!  TMZ is now reporting that homegirl was doing freakin' Whip-its!  You know that thing that trailer trash and tweens do to get their buzz on by sucking the nitrous oxide out of a can of whipped cream???   It was the reaction to inhaling it (and when common sense stepped the fuck in) that prompted her to be hospitalized.  Damn, girl!  That's whack.

WHACK.

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Demi Moore Thinks She May Be Unlovable

Awwww!  That damn Ashton Kutcher done effed up her mind about her ability to be loved, yo!

Nah, prob not, but I bet the big public dump he took on her smarted a little...(and by little I mean a lot!)

The former actress recently told Harper's Bazaar: 

What scares me is that I'm going to ultimately find out at the end of my life that I'm really not lovable. [I worry I'm] not worthy of being loved. That there's something fundamentally wrong with me.
I used to think that what scared me was the idea of being abandoned until someone said to me, 'Only children can be abandoned. Adults can't be abandoned because we have a choice. Children don’t have a choice.'

Um, ai'ight.  That's just a bunch of stupid BS insecurity - get thee to a good therapist and hug that shit out!

She'll be fine!  She's a smokin' hot cougar bazillionaire!  Ain't nothin' fundamentally wrong with that!

(She does seem like a bit of a handful though.  No lie.  Prob totally HIGH maintenance!)

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This is Who Demi Moore is Banging?

Girlfriend!?!  He's so...shiny!  You should NEVER trust a shiny dude!  All reflective and tan - yuck!  Just askin' to be kicked in the nuts!

But that's neither here nor there I suppose...

RadarOnline is reporting that since Demi Moore split from Ashton Kutcher for having sex with a bunch of whores in a hot tub (allegedly) she is dating beauty mogul to the stars, Scott-Vincent Borba.

What the fuck is a "beauty mogul to the stars?"  Is that a thing?  If that IS a thing...that's a messed up thing to be.  But I digress...

The point is that the guy is all sorts of shiny ugg and she can do waaay better.  She was married to Bruce Willis for God's sake!  John McClane, man!!!

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Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Quit Each Other...

Aw!  And I was hoping that they would prove to us all that cougar love could make it, man!!!  I wanted so badly to believe that an old lady could nab herself a young stud...but apparently that is not true.  Fuck!

From the Huffington Post:

"Demi Moore is filing for divorce from Ashton Kutcher, she told the Associated Press.  'As a woman, a mother and a wife, there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life,' she told the news service.

In September, it was alleged that Kutcher had cheated on Moore with Sara Leal while he was in Las Vegas. He denied the accusation. Moving vans were spotted at the couple's home in October.  The pair were spotted at Bruce Willis's vacation home earlier in November, supposedly working on their marriage.

Kutcher and Moore were married in 2005; she was 43 years old, while he was 27 at the time."

Ashton, who tweets every single fucking thing that happens to him wrote on his page:

She's been mum on the social media website (her twitter handle is @mrskutcher though so that sucks she has to change it - bitch should've had a handle that said @nevershouldhavemarriedateenager.  Oh snap!  That's right...I went there.)  No word has come out from either camp addressing all those pics of Ashton  (possibly getting his fuck on) with a bunch of whores in a hot tub, but that seems to be when the shit really hit the fan.

Can't say I didn't see this coming but divorce is always sad...unless you're a Kardashian...then it's usually just karma.

Stupid Kardashians. 

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Ashton Kutcher Unfollowed Demi on Twitter

But he does still follow Snooki HA!  What an asshole!

I actually like Kelso quite a bit and I wasn't going to buy into this whole faux divorce BS until I read the news...Ashton Kutcher UNFOLLOWED Demi Moore on twitter!!!

That's like slapping her across the face!  HARD!  With your hot tub cheating (allegedly) dick!

I checked it out for myself and he did indeed stop following his wife but twitter is an elusive bitch who, in my estimation, unfollows at random sometimes.  Sucks to be her though, her handle is @mrskutcher - she's going to have to change it!  That's SOOO annoying!

Douche move if he did dump her bony ass on the social networking site but also very apropos.  He's the king of twitter.

But is Demi still his Queen?

See what I did there? ;)

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