Taylor Momsen Out as Material Girl Model - Kelly Osbourne In

 Don't fuck with Madonna, man!

Taylor Momsen is becoming notorious for her I'm-trying-to-be-badass behavior and faux shocking antics.  Now she has been dropped from the Material Girl fashion line and replaced by Kelly Osbourne.  Ouch!   

This is the second time acting out has cost her a job, last year her role as Little J was cut down to almost nothing due to the GG powerhouse not wanting to be associated with her new image makeover.  I don't know what the Hell is going on with this kid!

Guessing from her actions, I guess she thinks she's going to be some sort of Courtney Love ripoff but someone should really tell her Kurt Cobain is dead and shocking behavior is only shocking when it's not devoid of any substance.  You can't pretend to be all messed up, dumbass!  You actually have to be messed up...not that I want her to be all drugged up and passed out at the Chateau Marmont.  Just be yourself, yo!  I hate to pick on the kid...because though I don't want to admit it, I actually like The Pretty Reckless, and the chick has some acting chops.  And dude, it's so hard to come back from shit like this...

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Taylor Momsen Sluts it Up at Justin Bieber Premiere

Taylor "I want to dress like a hobag because I think it makes me look rebellious" Momsen showed up at the premiere of Justin Bieber's new movie looking like a giant slutpuppy fool, dressed in this.

Because that's just how she rolls, yo!

The underage jail bait said, "I am who I am, I dress the way I do even if I'm at a Justin Bieber premiere...it's cool; it's not for everyone."  She went on to say, "I designed this corset with a friend, it's custom."

Who's her friend???  Courtney effing Love?  Come on now!

I'm all about wearing whatever the Hell you want and everyone else can go screw themselves but to pretend to be all badass while attending a Bieber premiere is pretty stupid, no?  And it really shows her age, which doesn't make the outfit look provocative and rebellious, it just makes it look pathetic and phony.

Take a page from the Lohan playbook honey, you have to be at least 18 to ride that ride...and you also can't be seen attending Justin Bieber events...EPIC FAIL.

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Taylor Momsen Still Stupid - Still Slutty

In more Taylor "I'm a badass" Momsen news, the young, dumb star took to the stage for another The Pretty Reckless show half-naked again.  Yawn.

Not really news anymore since the skankalicious Little J is all about this "look" she has going on.  I heard she doesn't even break the image when she's getting her diapers changed!

Raccoon eyes also just gave another "shocking" interview to The Guardian, speaking out about her pro-masturbation agenda.

The angst-ridden one said, “I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around — learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences.”

Puh-lease!  If I need sex advice I'll ask someone who isn't a pissy little twelve-year-old with a bullshit chip on her shoulder thanks.  I'd encourage you all to do the same.

Taylor Momsen is a Jerk - Takes Hiatus From Gossip Girl

Yes it may be true, the angst-ridden, raccoon-eyed, pantsless, foul-mouthed Taylor Momsen is supposedly on a hiatus from being one of the resident biotches on Gossip Girl. 

Man, I can't wait until she grows up a bit and realizes how stupid she is.

Little J would probably rather be out flashing her underage tittays while rockin' out with her band, The Pretty Reckless anyway - reports are saying she only does GG for the money and doesn't really care about the show.

Stripper shoes are pricey yo!

It is also being speculated that her rider includes having a full bar in her dressing room.  What dumbass 17-year-old puts that in her rider?  Right, one who wants to look like a badass.  God, my eyes hurt from rolling them at her so much.

We all get it, you're a rebel - you're angry - everyone can go fuck themselves, right?  Only thing we don't get is what your underage future porn star ass is rebelling against...it's so hard being rich and pretty and on a hit show...it must be agony being her!  I'm surprised she can even get up in the morning.

These are what I call princess problems.  So cover those boobies up and stop talking about how much you love your vibrator you dumb jerk.  And put on some damn pants!  I don't even care what kind of pants...blue jeans, black jeans, any jeans, fuck put on some leggings for all I care.  I hear Lindsay has a line of those...