What a Dumbass! Kim Kardashian is Filing For Divorce Today - UPDATED

Shut the eff up!  What a stupid loser!

72 days!  This bitch lasted 72 damn days!

TMZ and E have both confirmed that Kim Kardashian and Kris Kardashian Humphries will be ending their marriage today after only a few months of wedded reality bullshit.  Well damn!  I bet eight months in my pool :(  Guess I can kiss my $5 goodbye!  Ugh - I'm a starving writer so that just makes me hate her so much more!

They got hitched on August 20 in a televised throw up of reality grossness lavish ceremony in Montecito.  Even though she may be eligible for one she will not get an annulment.  Apparently Kim cites "irreconcilable differences" in the divorce papers dated today. 

TMZ reports Kim has hired local superstar divorce lawyer Laura Wasser "...who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel's almost ex-wife."  They have a pretty iron-clad prenup so her porn money will stay with her.

Most sources say the wedding was a cool $10 million which means the marriage was monetarily worth $138,888 for every day until today.

Ryan Seacrest posted this to twitter and will get her statement on this joke of a marriage in a few.

Story Developing...

UPDATE:  Kris wanted Kim to move to Minnesota.  Hit the link HERE.

UPDATE:  Kris didn't want a divorce and didn't know she filed until about the time it went up on TMZ.  Apparently he is "bummed" lol.  Check it out HERE.

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