Lindsay Lohan Loses Her Purse and Passport ... Again UPDATED: She Found It!

Dum, de, dum, dum...DUMBASS!  Sorry Judge I seem to have misplaced my purse...again.

Sidebar:  I do appreciate that she was able to get pictures of herself acting looking concerned from her hotel suite balcony released to major media sources so quickly!  Girl's P-R-O, and say what you will but you gotta respect a pro.

Lindsay Lohan - who is currently on vacay from doing nothing at all in Hawaii - has lost her fucking purse again just before she's due back in court.  Like, doesn't she have an entourage or something?  She needs to get some lackey (who she would probably verbally assault daily) to carry her shit around.

She lost her overpriced bag (she says it was stolen but she's all whack) last night and according to TMZ it contained her "...passport (and other ID), her probation paperwork...and tons of cash."  Not to mention that the stupid Chanel purse itself was worth a cool $5K.

Blohan was at a house party and when she left she blacked out forgot her bag in the car she took home.  By the time she woke up from being blacked out figured it out, the bag was gone.

She's due back in court on Wednesday so she needs to get her shit together ASAP or her bony nekkid ass is going back to jail for another no show.

I'm not exactly clear on why she would bring her probation papers to a house party but it's super convenient for someone who hates court to lose both their passport and said papers just before they're expected to show up in front of a judge!

But hey, who am I to speculate?  It's Lindsay's world, man...I just live in it.

UPDATE 11/12/11:  TMZ has the lowdown and says Linds was looking for her bag all night but came up with nada, they report that then, "...one of [Lindsay's] friends eyed a suspicious-looking local, and asked if he knew where the bag was. [TMZ] was told the local denied everything, but showed up with the bag minutes later ... claiming he found it on the street somewhere."

Without the $10K that was reportedly in it (in drug money cash).  Lindsay didn't ask questions and just quietly took her bag back.

How goddamn sketchfest is that?  Her friend just happened to notice a suspicious-looking local?  What was he doing?  Like looking through cut out slits in a newspaper?  This is all sorts of fishy... 

UPDATE 12/12/11:  Oh Lord!  Now there's audio tape of the incident!  In the recording, Linds worries she will be questioned about Pursegate 2011 by the judge on Wednesday and says her father is going to kill her.  Her father?  I thought she hated that douche?  She also talks about not trusting the locals.  LOL!  It's Hawaii, bitch!  Not Mexico!  Oh Lindsay! 

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