Not really a question but definitely a questionable statement! Whaaa?
The internet is abuzz with talk of an A-List star giving someone herpes in Las Vegas and the ensuing lawsuit for $20 million dollars. Day-um! Wrap up yo' shit, man! No glove, no love! I don't care if it's George fucking Clooney - you can't just assume these boys are clean!
The plaintiff is saying that "they met the celebrity in Las Vegas April 1. The suit claims the celeb -- a male who is worth in excess of $100 million -- entered into a nefarious plot designed to lure Plaintiff into his luxurious hotel room to serve his prurient desires." Oooh - nefarious!
And $20 mill!?! Like, one in four Americans has the herp don't they? I may have just made that up but I'm pretty sure I've heard that somewhere. Bitch please! The herp is worth $1 mill MAX.
TMZ says that, "The suit claims the celeb told the plaintiff he had 'no venereal diseases.' At that point, they watched porn and engaged in 'mutual oral copulation, mutual self-gratification, rubbing and massaging each other, play-wrestling, licking and (unprotected) intercourse.' And, it was all videotaped! According to the lawsuit, filed by attorney Keith Davidson, it didn't end well, because the plaintiff contracted herpes. The suit claims the celeb knew all along he had herpes and lied to the plaintiff in order to satisfy his desires" That's so wrong! That's like, dumpster baby wrong!
Herpes having bastard!
RadarOnline has a pretty slick post up right now that boasts the headline: Who Was in Las Vegas on Herpes Weekend? Lol - that's so awesome!
They report that celebs were plentiful that fateful herpes-fueled weekend! "...at Cinema-Con, headquartered at Caesars Palace: Ryan Reynolds, Russell Brand, Vin Diesel, Tyler Perry, Jack Black, Tim Allen, John Travolta and others (were there). With Michael Jordan at the golf tournament were actors Larry David, Chris Tucker and Jamie Foxx; model Gabriel Aubry; director Spike Lee; talk show host Maury Povich; NFL QB Drew Brees; hockey icons Wayne Gretzky and Mario Lemieux; and retired baseball stars Ken Griffey Jr., Greg Maddux, John Smoltz and Mike Piazza. Notable names at the ACM Awards included American Idol judge Steven Tyler, TV hunk Chace Crawford and country artists Keith Urban, Alan Jackson, Brad Paisley and Toby Keith."
My money is on Gossip Girl dude Nate Archibald or Travolta. And ten bucks says it was - let's just say - homoerotic??? Only time will tell who gaveth the alleged herpes to the plaintiff...but you better believe I'll be updating every step of the way! Herpes, celebs, lawsuits! It's the perfect storm. Beauty in celebrity nature, yo! Beauty in celebrity nature...
UPDATE 20/06/2011: The A-list celebrity who allegedly gave the Las Vegas visitor herpes has settled the case for just over $5 million!!! That's what you get for bangin' a dude with herpes?!? Shoot! I know a chick who banged like four dudes with the herp and all she got was two bastard babies and a mad case of the disease - stupid broad! Looks like you gotta bang the celebs with herpies! Not just some dirty random dude, and yes, I'm talking to you Whori Lori - oh yeah, I went there...
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