Noooo!!! How can it be? RyRen and ScarJo? Say it ain't so!
Actually, I always hated these two together and am a firm life-long believer that Ryan should've married Alanis when he had the chance. But, opting for the easy-on-the-eyes Johansson in lieu of the talented songbird, Ryan and ScarHo were married in 2008, in a quiet Canuck-style wedding in Vancouver.
Well, the fat ladySusan Boyle must be singing because this shit is O-V-E-R.
So far, neither have filed for divorce and it's being speculated that is was ScarHo who called off the marriage because she's been "unhappy for a while", so maybe she will come to her senses and realize she is married to the most perfect man on the planet, but who knows? This is the same dumb bitch who made Home Alone 3.
NOTE: If Ryan is reading this then please accept my condolences on your short-lived marriage and please try to get in touch with me - I'm not available but you are number one on my freebie list so it shouldn't be a problem.
Actually, I always hated these two together and am a firm life-long believer that Ryan should've married Alanis when he had the chance. But, opting for the easy-on-the-eyes Johansson in lieu of the talented songbird, Ryan and ScarHo were married in 2008, in a quiet Canuck-style wedding in Vancouver.
Well, the fat lady
So far, neither have filed for divorce and it's being speculated that is was ScarHo who called off the marriage because she's been "unhappy for a while", so maybe she will come to her senses and realize she is married to the most perfect man on the planet, but who knows? This is the same dumb bitch who made Home Alone 3.
NOTE: If Ryan is reading this then please accept my condolences on your short-lived marriage and please try to get in touch with me - I'm not available but you are number one on my freebie list so it shouldn't be a problem.
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