8.31.2011

Lindsay Lohan to Chris Brown - You Wanna Meet???


NOOOO!   

These guys are both a couple of fuck ups if you ask me and together would arguably be the worst couple since David Gest and Liza (with a z!) Minelli but who am I to stop an alleged love that was birthed of twitter!?!  A twitter love child if you will - and if that love blooms like a coca plant (eh Linds?  Wink, wink) then so be it!

Here's how it went down... 


God only knows what this whack ho thinks she's doing and why she would do it in such a totally public way - it's a mystery to everyone.

So now we are all left to speculate about the possibility of forbidden love exploding into late night DUIs and random, disgusting violent acts against women until Chris answers back!  ANSWER BACK, DAMMIT!  Lindsay is waiting her crazy ass for a tweet, bitch!  And she has ALL the time in the world...

UPDATE:  Lindsay laughed off the speculation saying, "That's so random!"  Um, yeah it is random and that is why we are wondering why you did it.  Dumbass.

Image Via www.accesshollywood.com

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