11.23.2011

Justin Bieber May Retake Paternity Test


I swear I have no idea what this stupid stunt queen was thinking when she pulled this baby mama gar-baaajjjj.  Hasn't she ever heard of Maury Povich?  They have tests for this shit! 

Chick has balls though, I'll give her that...even if they are incredibly stupid balls that may have ruined her life at the age of 20...

Anywho, Mariah Yeater continues to be a pain in the ass for the Biebs, demanding that he retake the paternity test he already submitted.  Her and her stupid lawyer say that when he took the first one, no members of Yeater's side were present and therefore he could've fucked with the test. (Yeah right.)

I don't know why the hell that would matter though, since HE NEVER MET THE CHICK!  Let alone gave her the 30 seconds of Bieber fever in the shitter at the Staples Center like she claims he did.   It's like anyone can say anything these days and it doesn't matter - hey guys, I just banged Ryan Reynolds!!!  He said I was the best he ever had!  YAY ME!!!  Hazzah!

Justin's lawyer isn't responding but has said that Yeater is stalling on swabbing her baby's cheek -

Um, prob because as soon as she does he's going to sue her dumb ass for being a liar!  JB also said he'd go after the lawyer so I don't know what the hell he's thinking going along with Yeater.

Team Justin.  I fucking hate liars.

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