The Kardashian backlash continues...
I gave this shit a break for a minute because I think it is making me fucking STUPID by just reading it, but this story caught my snarky eye...
Apparently, Kris Humphries is pissed, yo! And he's not taking lookinglikealittlebitch lying down ANYMORE!!! Look out you Armenian famewhores! Dude's like the Levi Johnston to your Bristol Palin! Booyah!
After allegedly calling Kim a fatass pretty much the entire time they were married (yes, the WHOLE 72 days!) and telling her she wouldn't be famous forever (isn't that true?), Kris is going one step further...supposedly he's suing that asshole Kim for $10 million! Whomp, whomp!
Life&Style reports, "He's claiming his role on Kourtney and Kim Take New York is bigger than he was told, and that's why he wants more money. But Kris is also suing because he's really worries about how badly he's going to be portrayed on the series."
Bitch please! You ALREADY look pretty bad, dude!
The NYPost says, "According to insiders, Humphries farts in Kourtney Kardashian's face, stomps on Kim's toe and uses the term 'gay' in footage. 'Viewers will be shocked by what a jerk Kris is,' a source alleges."
Hahahaha! WTF? Are we not allowed to say the word gay? Did I miss that memo? What's wrong with being gay? And I'm sorry but a good face fart is ALWAYS funny. Get a sense of humor, bitches.
Anywho, Humphries didn't exactly get screwed out of anything monetarily as far as I can tell. He reportedly made $100K for filming Keeping Up with the Kardashians and another $200K for Kourtney & Kim Take New York. Not to mention the money he got from the Aug. 20 wedding to fatass
Whatever! These guys are all a bunch of fucktards if you ask me but go on, Kris! Get you some of that Kardashian bank!
As my pops would so eloquently say, "Piss on 'em."
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