11.10.2010

Bristol the Pistol to Win?

I don't watch Dancing with the Stars and would probably rather dig my eyes out with a blunt object then start.  But, with everyone's favourite unwed, teen breeder Bristol on queue to win, it baits me to comment.

Being the daughter of a woman who has, arguably, given us some of the most ridiculous quotes in political history (along with George W) and getting knocked up by some inbred playgirl model/mayoral candidate at 18 has seemingly rocketed this young woman to fame - only American fame really, but nowadays isn’t that the only fame that seems to matter?

Beating out the Hoff, Mrs. Brady and (gasp!) the Situation, she seems to be untouchable…A woman who speaks about abstinence for boatloads of money but couldn’t keep her panties on, a girl who formed BSMP, a political consulting firm, but did not vote. 

Obviously, I have nothing really good to say about Bristol the Pistol, but apparently the American public sees her as someone worthy of their love…and of that God-awful disco ball trophy they award each year.

Maybe, Sarah Palin’s craptastic reality show will shed some light on this family, this woman, and why people are so enamoured of her…It’s been speculated  that the Tea Party is keeping her alive with their votes, which to me, is simply another reason to hate the Tea Party.

I know sometimes people are famous for bad behavior, hello Spencer Pratt and Omarosa, but to dress this jerk up in glitter and pretend she’s worth any airtime is beyond me.  My cat is more interesting and intelligent then she is.

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