4.26.2011

Jersey Shore Update - Snooki's Skinny! And PS There Are Rules to Partying in Italy!


Snooki, the Jersey Shore Princess, is losing her trunk junk at a pretty good pace these days - girl is looking better than ever!  That all pickle diet is working wonders!

More importantly in the tiny-brained world of Jersey Shore, Italy has imposed some rules on the new season's shooting restrictions and they ain't as pretty as Snook's trimmed down badunk.

Let me break this down for you...

The New York Post via Italian newspaper Corriere Della Sera states the rules are as follows:
  • The cast will not be filmed in bars and clubs that serve alcohol.
  • The cast will not be filmed drinking in public.
  • The show will not be filmed to promote Florence as a drinking town.
  • The show should be filmed in a manner to promote Italy (not Americans visiting Italy) and feature it’s culture and good food.
Um so basically it's going to show them not drinking and feature culture and food???  This isn't a GD issue of GOOP!  It's the Jersey motherfucking Shore!

This new rule-heavy season is not sounding too good...I don't want to know what Snooki thinks of the local ravioli!  I want to see her hammered eating plain, boiled potatoes and yelling "I'm a good fucking person!" while the cops haul her skinny ass to the drunk tank!

Blasphemy!  Pure blasphemy!

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3 comments:

  1. Snooki is lookin good!

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  2. Nice GOOP reference! LOL. Stupid Gwyneth. I like you're blog. I followed it on faebook.

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  3. Still an ugly orange hoe.


    Also, to the bitch above me, it is "your" blog not "you're" blog. You're means you are. Try a basic spelling class. Since this is a year later, I'll just say let's hope you went back to school for your GED.

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