Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Cast on VH1's Couple's Therapy

Asshole alert...or should I say BACKDOOR asshole alert?

See what I did there?

Resident porn star of MTV's illustrious (lol) Teen Mom shitshow, Farrah Abraham, has been cast in VH1's even stupider show Couple's Therapy and I knooooow what y'all are thinking!

Who would date this crazy toddler-eyebrow-tweezing bitch?

Well!  The answer is NO ONE ya sillys!  She's going all solo mish...on a show...about COUPLES!  Damn, I miss good TV...

Though any therapy prob wouldn't hurt her, THAT shit doesn't even make any damn sense!

The show is supposedly going to give her counseling on what she does wrong in relationships (which is pretty much fucking everything - remember poor Daniel?!?) and help her develop skills (they use the word 'tools' but that's just douchey psychobabble shrinks use) for coping with any man who dares to take on the biggest, most delusional bitch to ever star on an MTV show.

(Don't worry Jenelle, I seeeee you too boo!  With your gnarly nekkid pics and 140 character SCREAMS for attention....but you didn't make a porn...so choooo lose!)

Radar Online is reporting gossiping that Farrah's parents and poor little daughter Baby Goo are taping segments as well as "a few people from the past that Farrah has dated."

Word on the hobag street corner is that she tried desperately to get on last season (even faking a boyfriend to get on - apparently Radar has the sketchy ass texts between her and some dude named Carson Underwood) but producers went with Teen mom non-mom Catelynn and her whipped wannabe actor BF Tyler instead.

The "reality" show is set to start airing early in 2014 for those of you interested in that sort of thing. #Sickies ;)  

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