Suge Knight was Just Charged with Murder

Better stock up on a shitload of those super-phallic seeeeegars he likes!

Suge Knight, former Death Row Records CEO and general goddamn badass, has just been charged with the murder of Terry Carter, a friend of his who he "accidentally" slammed his car into while trying to slam his car into someone else.


Shouldn't be trying to slam your car into anyone, dick.

TMZ sez, "In addition to murder, Suge was charged with attempted murder, hit and run resulting in death, and hit and run resulting in injury -- all felonies."

Ay caramba.

Suge has pretty much been a big stinky wart on the ass of society his whole life and run-ins with lawdogs have been plentiful.  Guy's got issues.  Mad fucking felony issues.  And there's a video!  VIDEO!  Video is like a turd that won't flush so I'm pretty sure he's screwed.

He faces life if convicted.

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