Heidi Montag got her Tits Did - Goes from an F to a C Cup

Oh Heidi!

The hell happened to you, boo?

Y'all remember lil' Miss Heidi Ho when she was just a simple girl from the snowy mountains of Crested Butte all in love with that armless shirt wearing dbag Jordan and walking around with a normal fucking face?  Then BAM!  Enter Spencer Prick Pratt and it ALL goes to hell in a Chanel handbag!

After infamously getting nine elective surgeries in one day - shit ranged from size F boobies to some disgustingly unnecessary thing called back scooping - Heidi has gone under the knife again just three years later to get her 6 lb fun bags (6 POUNDS OF BOOBS!) reduced to a more human size.

She told ragmag UsWeekly that her ginormous chest resulted in nothing more than a bunch of late night jokes and the disintegration of her dignity  "...back and neck problems, as well as numbness in her arms."

Giiiirl!  As a general big titty rule of thumb, anything above a size goddamn D is gonna be troublesome.

Gravity's a bitch.  Here's her new tits >

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