Handyman ABDUCTED and Forced to Do Home Repairs - VIDEO

I'm sorry but L to the OL, yo!  Sure, it blows that guy got abducted but funny is funny...and this is pretty funny!

Jason DeJesus and Chanelle Troedson of San Jose were arrested last week for being epic assholes and charged with kidnapping, false imprisonment, and assault with a deadly weapon.

Apparently, TweedleDee and TweedleDumb beat up a handyman and used a weapon to threaten to "harm him further if he didn't fix their broken appliances."  He had been targeted because he allegedly screwed over DeJesus's mother in a previous job.

"[He was] Pretty much told, 'Hey, we're going to kill you if you don't do what we tell you. We want you to fix these things around the house,'" said Sgt. Jose Cardoza.  

This is wrong on so many levels...

The poor guy felt he had to go along with the cuckoo couple who strangely had many broken appliances and spent seven hours doing repair work.  (SEVEN FUCKING HOURS!!!)  After he finished DeJesus and Troedson had the massive lawbreaking ballz to make him drive them over to a relative's house for additional work.  They stopped at a Chevron station to gas up, left the handyman in the van UNATTENDED lol and he managed to bravely escape while his kidnappers were inside the station "picking up snacks."  

He called the cops and when they arrived DeJesus and Troedson were still in the snack aisle...

I get it - Choosing snacks can be a real time stealing bitch!  Here's the news reel >>>

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