TomKat Splits!

APOCALYPSE!  APOCALYPSE!!!

This morning Posh Spice wannabe, Katie Holmes, filed for divorce from Tom Cruise.  It was almost as sad as when Tom Cruise filed for divorce from Nicole Kidman...(minus five years and with one less kid)...so not quite.

Princess Xenu Suri had no comment - mainly because the only word she can say is scientology MINE.

Joey Potter filed the papers after five years of matrimony citing irreconcilable differences and went after primary custody of she who is named Suri.  Apparently, Tom was blindsided by the filing and all sorts of shocked - his rep said, "Kate has filed for divorce and Tom is deeply saddened and is concentrating on his three children.  Please allow them their privacy to work this out."

TMZ reports their was some "nastiness" involved (yikes!) and that his hard on for scientology was a HUMONGOID factor.

Duh...

Marry Pacey, yo!!!!  I LOVE Pacey!

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