Simon Cowell is a Sex Masheeeen!
So says British boob implant enthusiast, Alicia Douvall, and she is yak, yak, yakking away to The Sun allll about it!
She says she was with Cowell for six months waaay back in 2001 - after just a few nights she gave up her golden ticket to the bitchy brit and it was ON like Donkey dick Kong!
"On the third or fourth date we ended up doing it 11 times in one night...Every time we had sex would analyse my performance just like a judge on the TV and say how there could be improvement next time."
Get the hell outta here, trashbag! I don't believe that for a second...Booby McBigTits says that she was pissed after she was left out of his unauthorized biography, Sweet Revenge. That's when she decided to "come forward" with the sexy, sexy truth!
Guess she doesn't know that in this day and age being known for being a sex machine ain't such a bad thing.
Get the memo...
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