5.16.2011

Bieber Fever Over?


Say it ain't soooo!  Is the Bieber going the well-traveled way of so many dreamy young pop stars before him and disappearing into a pocket of mediocrity???

May fucking be!

When the young singer arrived in Hong Kong Sunday morning he was met with probably the fewest amount of pre-pubescent little girls ever!  With only seven getting off their asses to go see the arrival!  Seven little teeny boppers!?! 

Dude had clearly anticipated more of a mob scene because he came prepared with 21 bodyguards.  That's equals out to 3 per little pee-stained panty-wearing teeny bopper for those of you who know your mathematics.  Apparently, he was pretty POd at either the weak turnout and/or his lack of a substantial penis size.  Who knows?  I'm no psychiatrist.  But either way, fans are defending the Bieber with 15-year-old Ruth Boon told the Post that, "He didn't acknowledge us but that was probably because he saw more of the photographers."  She went on to allege that the light fan turnout was likely a result of it being a school day.  Hmmm.  So "Ruth" (who has the same name as most old biddies) doesn't think he was rude to the fans, yo!  No!  He was just rude to photogs...and it was a school day and nobody ever skips school, right?  Please!     

I have been through the shame of liking a trendy boy band in my day and they just don't ever make it, man.  Unless you count the Backstreet Boys...and trust me - I don't. 

Is it only a matter of time until Bieliebers become extinct?  Your move JB, make it a good one. 

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